Peter Parker: Let’s get a birthday cake.

Loki: But neither of us have birthdays this month.

Peter Parker: The cake won’t know.

Loki: Valid point, let’s get two.

Learning How to Drive with Loki, Peter Parker and Steve

{Theory}

Steve: So, you’re driving and Thor and Peter walk into the road. Quick, what do you hit?

Loki: Oh, definitely Thor. I could never hurt the Spiderchild.

Steve, trying not to sigh: The brakes, Loki. You hit the brakes.

_________________________________________

{Responding to Hand Signals}

[after hijacking one of Tony’s cars to prove Steve wrong (obviously bringing Peter along)]

Loki: You see Spiderchild, I’m an amazing driver

[someone on the street flips Loki off]

Loki: I’m going to run him over, don’t tell the Soldier

Peter Parker: MR LOKI NO!

Loki: MR LOKI YES!

_________________________________________

{Reverse Gear}

[after running over the rude pedestrian]

Peter Parker: Is he dead?

Loki:No

Loki: (proceeds to run over the pedestrian again then drives off with Peter)

Part 2

stephan: would i rather be feared or loved?

stephan: easy. both.

tony, nodding: you want people to be afraid of how much they love you

stephan: what? no….

tony:

tony with tears in his eyes: im so lonely

tony: clint can u do a favor for me?

clint: *makes eye contact with tony*

clint: *turns off his hearing aids*

steve: raise ur hand if u hate bucky barnes

steve: *at the few people that rose their hands* well then, you can all eat my ass

bucky:

bucky: *slowly raises hand*

stephen and tony: *in a fight*

stephen: *storms off*

tony: *hurrying after him*

tony: goddamn it stephen, you know your legs are longer than mine

Heisenberg

Everything.

Thank you Thanks