#mbti entp

*ENTP and ESFJ watching little girl hit the ground with a stick*

ENTP: that girl is yeeting that dirt

ESFJ: …you can’t yeet the ground it can’t move

ENTP: yeet is meaningless. It must conform to the context. Just like us

ESFJ:

ESFJ:

ESFJ: yeet implies movement

INTP: I am thinking about being emo

ENTP: you….

ENTP: you still listen to My Chemical Romance

ENTP: pretty sure you are already Emo

INTP: …well then I definitely need some cooler clothes

INTP: hey quick question. I accidentally turned on “feeling” how do I switch it off? It’s getting depressing.

ENTP: tragically, once you open that jar you can never put the lid back on and it stinks

INFJ: first off guys, mixed metaphors. Gotta work on that

enfp sees entp running down the sidewalk

enfp: entp! why are you running?

entp: (panting) i need to get… a bagel… before the tournament

enfp:what

ENTP, looking at a map: wow so many cities are labeled that you can’t even actually read what any of them say

ENTP: except in greenland…

ENTP: the great expansive nothing

enfp: *picks up ukulele, begins to play & sing*

entp: please… stop trying to be quirky