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https://archiveofourown.org/works/27457807/chapters/71273532


New update to Home, A Place Where I Belong. I know it’s been a while, still I’m gonna try and post the rest of the story in the next few days. I’ve had a rough time the past couple of weeks guys, so even though it’s been a long time since I last updated or posted I hope you enjoy!

Kamala: Tony look! It’s the good kush

Tony: This is the dollar store how good could it be

Kamala: What country has the most birds?

Kamala:Portu-geese

Kamala:Wait

Natasha: That’s a language

Steve:Portu-gull

Natasha: Nice recovery

Tony: Don’t you mean re-dove-ry?

Bruce: Turkey. How did we miss Turkey?

Kamala: There are seven chairs and ten kids. What do you do?

Bruce: Have everyone stand

Thor: Bring three more chairs!

Tony: The best of the ten can sit down

Natasha: Kill three

Steve: Protect them from Natasha, apparently

Bruce: C’mon guys, nobody thinks Kamala is my daughter

Tony: *turns to the Avengers* Put your hand up if you thought Kamala was Bruce’s daughter

The Avengers: *puts their hands up*

JARVIS: *holographic hand appears*

All the SHIELD agents aboard: *hands up*

Bruce: Kamala, put your hand down!

Kamala: You have no idea what I’m capable of!

Tony: I feel like I’m being threatened by a cupcake

Kamala: I have edge

Bruce: You literally don’t. You are the most wide-eyed person I’ve ever seen. You’ve got the face of a lamb

Steve: And Tony dragged you into this mess?

Bruce:Literally

Kamala: I volunteered

Kamala: Here’s the plan: we go in, I start hitting people really hard in the face, and see where that takes us?

Bruce:No

https://archiveofourown.org/works/27457807/chapters/69097920

Hey guys! Sorry this chapter is a week late! Finals are finally over, so now I can focus on writing again! I’ll be posting TWO chapters today, to make up for the lost week! Thanks for hanging in, commenting, reblogging, etc. It means a lot! Enjoy and let me know what you guys think!

PS! I have not forgotten the one shot requests (Sick!Kamala & Avengers finding out about Bruno!) I’ll be tackling those at some point this week, now that I have a little oomph back in me! ❤️

Kamala: I promised Bruce we wouldn’t do anything stupid

Tony: Why would you lie to him like that?

Tony: Why do you talk to me like this?

Kamala: Because you’ve never had a little sister and it shows

Tony, to Kamala: Your Monday morning enthusiasm is creating a hostile work environment

AIM Agent: *holds up a picture of Tony* Have you seen this man? Anthony Stark?

Bruce: No. Never seen that dick

AIM Agent: How do you know he’s a dick?

Bruce: *shrugs* Lucky guess

Kamala: Since you didn’t wanna do any interviews, every time someone calls for one I always schedule it for March 31st

Bruce: Uh, why?

Kamala: Because I didn’t wanna be rude… and I didn’t think March 31st exsisted

Bruce: Today is March 31st. How many interviews do I have?

Kamala:116

https://archiveofourown.org/works/26622340/chapters/68450351

Been a while since I posted a one shot, but this story helped me get through the worst of my studying. It takes place a little after the events of Home, A Place Where I Belong, but there are NO SPOILERS for that fic (as long as you read the first chapter). I had a request for a Bruce and Kamala Sick!Fic and this will go hand and hand with that story (after finals are done ) Hope you guys like it!

Bruce: I have a feeling you’re lying

Kamala: Bruce, be positive

Bruce: Okay. I’m positive you’re lying

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