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A Manservant’s Duty
Chapter 7✨Ao3 Link!!-EXPLICIT
Everyone knows it’s a manservant’s duty to look after his master’s manhood. Everyone except Merlin that is. Which makes for a very awkward and embarrassing series of attempts, and an angry, sexually frustrated prince… Well, you know what they say, practice makes perfect!
Written for the @merlin-bad-sex-fest!!
Chapter 7/9
Biting his lip and trying to keep his breathing even, Merlin kept his hand moving at a steady pace. The sigh that Arthur let out sounded content and Merlin allowed himself a small smile. Finally. Finally he was doing something right.
The atmosphere in the room was just on the edge of uncomfortable, just this side of strange. But Merlin was determined to do everything possible to keep the awkwardness from the situation. He concentrated on the slightly irregular rise and fall of Arthur’s chest, the way he could see his Adam’s apple bobbing as he gulped.
Merlin twisted his hand, jerking Arthur at a slightly different angle. Arthur grunted, shifting his hips backwards and pushing at Merlin’s hand.
“No. I don’t like that.”
“What do you like?” Merlin whispered, stopping moving his hand and loosening his grip.
Arthur gave a whimper, his eyes screwed shut and his cheeks burning.
“I don’t know, I –” He squirmed and one fist slammed down into the mattress beside him in frustration. His jaw was clenched again, irritation burning in his eyes when he glared at Merlin as if it was Merlin’s fault that he didn’t know what he liked.
New chapters added every Wednesday and Saturday throughout July!
A Manservant’sDuty
Chapter 6✨Ao3 Link! -EXPLICIT
Everyone knows it’s a manservant’s duty to look after his master’s manhood. Everyone except Merlin that is. Which makes for a very awkward and embarrassing series of attempts, and an angry, sexually frustrated prince… Well, you know what they say, practice makes perfect!
Written for @merlin-bad-sex-fest!!
Chapter 6/9
Part of Merlin wanted to run from the room before Arthur woke up, but the prince’s threats of stocks and flogging still hung in his mind. As did his vulnerable, anxious expression when he’d told Merlin how long it had been since he’d last spilled. And Merlin really did want to take that worry away from him.
He set his jaw in determination. He could do this. It was simple. Like Gaius had said. Just a perfunctory tug, tug, tug and release. Relieve him of the tension and anxiety so he could get on with the day. Don’t think too much and he’d be fine. He let his magic warm his hands, rubbing his fingers into his palms.
Swallowing around his suddenly dry tongue, he went to the window and opened the curtains. Light streamed into the room, bathing the sleeping prince in soft sunlight, his hair shining like spun gold. The image was beautiful and Merlin couldn’t help feeling a little better. If he had to perform such an intimate act for an almost stranger, at least he was an incredibly attractive one.
Arthur groaned and rolled onto his back, one hand shoving into his hair to brush the few strands that had stuck to his forehead off. He gave a tremendous yawn and blinked his eyes open. Staring up at the canopy of his bed for a moment before his head flopped to the side to look at Merlin. An apprehensive frown crossed his face as soon as he spotted Merlin nervously twisting his fingers together by the side of the bed. Then his gaze slid down his own body to the, now very obvious, tent in the blankets.
Merlin took a step closer. “I won’t fail you today, your Highness.”
New chapters added every Wednesday and Saturday throughout July!
Week Three: Miscommunication, July 23 - July 31
It’s hard to believe we’re already reaching the end of the Merlin Bad Sex Fest! Thank you so much to everyone that’s posted fanworks in the collection; it’s so much appreciated! We’ve got a modest collection going, so please go check out the fics that have been shared already!
We’re now kicking off Week Four and beyond, which is our Free Week! Feel free to post fanworks related to any of the previous themes or anything else related to the fest that you want to share.
As posted previously, though the fest technically ends on July 31, the collection will remain open for a while in case anyone is running behind, and new entries will continue to be shared on the blog.
If you want to participate but need inspiration, you can check out the prompts in the Prompt LibraryorSubmit Your Own!
Week Three: Miscommunication, July 17 - July 24
Huge thank you again to everyone who’s contributed so far! But sure to check out the collection and give the fics some love! Today marks the beginnging of week three, when the focus will be Miscommunication!Posting guidelines can be found here and you can send us any questions through asks. We’re looking forward to this week’s submissions!
If you’re just hearing about Merlin Bad Sex Fest, it’s not too late to participate! As always, you can check out prompts at the Prompt LibraryorSubmit Your Own!
A Manservant’s Duty
Chapter 4✨Ao3 Link!-EXPLICIT
Everyone knows it’s a manservant’s duty to look after his master’s manhood. Everyone except Merlin that is. Which makes for a very awkward and embarrassing series of attempts, and an angry, sexually frustrated prince… Well, you know what they say, practice makes perfect!
Written for @merlin-bad-sex-fest!!
Chapter 4/9
Merlin opened the door, chewing on his lip as he did so. He was determined to do a good job today.There was a scuffle from the bed and Merlin looked over to see the prince already awake, bright red and yanking the pillows and sheets over his lap.“Sire?” Merlin asked cautiously, closing the door behind him and stepping further into the room. He put the jug and the prince’s breakfast down on the table.“No. Get out!” Arthur shouted, anger rearing to cover embarrassment. “I don’t need you!”He pulled a pillow closer, his eyes darting. Merlin narrowed his own eyes.“But Arthur –”“No. I had to take matters into my own hands, I –” He blushed further at his unfortunate choice of words, shame burning across his features. For it was incredibly shameful for a prince to have to take care of his own manhood. Another piece of this society that Merlin didn’t quite understand.New chapters added every Wednesday and Saturday throughout July!
A Manservant’s Duty
Chapter 3✨Ao3 Link! - EXPLICIT
Everyone knows it’s a manservant’s duty to look after his master’s manhood. Everyone except Merlin that is. Which makes for a very awkward and embarrassing series of attempts, and an angry, sexually frustrated prince… Well, you know what they say, practice makes perfect!
Written for the @merlin-bad-sex-fest!!
Chapter 3/9
“I see you didn’t resign then,” Gaius said, placing a bowl of thin stew and a chunk of bread in front of Merlin and gesturing at Arthur’s shirt.“I should’ve,” Merlin muttered to himself grumpily, discarding the prince’s shirt on the bench beside him and pulling his bowl closer.“How did this morning go?” Gaius asked delicately. “Did you perform your manservant’s duty?”Merlin ground his teeth, then shoved a large spoonful of stew into his mouth so he couldn’t reply to Gaius’s question. Not that that stopped Gaius.“Was the prince content with your ministrations?”He made a noncommittal grunting noise, hoping that would be enough to deter Gaius from saying anything else. It wasn’t.I hope you enjoy the uncomfortable, sexually frustrating, utter failure of Merlin trying to wank off a basic stranger! (He does get good at it by the end!) New chapters published every Wednesday and Saturday throughout July!
Week Two: Sex Magic Gone Wrong, July 10 - July 17
Thanks so much to those who got us started by submitting works for week one! Today we’re kicking off week two, during which we’re focusing on Sex Magic Gone Wrong!Posting guidelines can be found here and you can send us any questions through asks. We’re looking forward to this week’s submissions!
If you’re just hearing about Merlin Bad Sex Fest, it’s not too late to participate! As always, you can check out prompts at the Prompt LibraryorSubmit Your Own!
Week One: Physical and Situational, July 1 - July 10
It’s July 1st and Bad Sex Fest has officially begun! Just a reminder that this week we’re focusing on Physical & Situational bad sex! Posting guidelines can be found here and you can send us any questions through the blog! We can’t wait to see your creations!
If you’re just hearing about Merlin Bad Sex Fest, it’s not too late to participate! As always, you can check out prompts at the Prompt LibraryorSubmit Your Own!
