Everyone knows it’s a manservant’s duty to look after his master’s manhood. Everyone except Merlin that is. Which makes for a very awkward and embarrassing series of attempts, and an angry, sexually frustrated prince… Well, you know what they say, practice makes perfect!
Part of Merlin wanted to run from the room before Arthur woke up, but the prince’s threats of stocks and flogging still hung in his mind. As did his vulnerable, anxious expression when he’d told Merlin how long it had been since he’d last spilled. And Merlin really did want to take that worry away from him.
He set his jaw in determination. He could do this. It was simple. Like Gaius had said. Just a perfunctory tug, tug, tug and release. Relieve him of the tension and anxiety so he could get on with the day. Don’t think too much and he’d be fine. He let his magic warm his hands, rubbing his fingers into his palms.
Swallowing around his suddenly dry tongue, he went to the window and opened the curtains. Light streamed into the room, bathing the sleeping prince in soft sunlight, his hair shining like spun gold. The image was beautiful and Merlin couldn’t help feeling a little better. If he had to perform such an intimate act for an almost stranger, at least he was an incredibly attractive one.
Arthur groaned and rolled onto his back, one hand shoving into his hair to brush the few strands that had stuck to his forehead off. He gave a tremendous yawn and blinked his eyes open. Staring up at the canopy of his bed for a moment before his head flopped to the side to look at Merlin. An apprehensive frown crossed his face as soon as he spotted Merlin nervously twisting his fingers together by the side of the bed. Then his gaze slid down his own body to the, now very obvious, tent in the blankets.
Merlin took a step closer. “I won’t fail you today, your Highness.”
New chapters added every Wednesday and Saturday throughout July!
1 君はこれからここで皆と暮らすのさン！ きみはこれからここでみんなとくらすのさン！ kimi wa kore kara koko de minna to kurasu no saN! “You’re gonna live here with everyone from now on!”
2 ここで新しい家族になるのさンきっとすぐに気に入るさン！ ここであたらしいかぞくになるのさンきっとすぐにきにいるさン！ koko de atarashii kazoku ni naru no saN kitto sugu ni ki ni iru saN! “We’ll become a new family here, you’ll come to love it soon for sure!”
3 は… ha… “Huh…”
4 そんな待ってよ そんなまってよ sonna matte yo “Hold on a second!”
5 帰らなきゃ！お父さんは かえらなきゃ！おとうさんは kaeranakya! otousan wa “I have to go home! Father…”
6 仕事が入って来られなかっただけかもしれない しごとがはいってこられなかっただけかもしれない shigoto ga haitte korarenakatta dake kamoshirenai “got put on a job and just couldn’t come maybe.”
9 ひどいことをしたし… hidoi koto wo shita shi… “I did something horrible…”
10 言ったし… いったし… itta shi… “and said [horrible things]…”
11 お母さんたちに謝って… おかあさんたちにあやまって… okaasan-tachi ni ayamatte… “I need to apologize to mother and the others…”
12 お父さんにまた見てもらわなきゃ おとうさんにまたみてもらわなきゃ otousan ni mata mite morawanakya “I have to see father again.”
1 ……何を言ってるのか…分からない……別人？ ……なにをいってるのか…わからない……べつじん？ ……nani wo itteru no ka…wakaranai……betsujin? “……what are you saying…I don’t get it……another person?”
2 以前のような力は出せない いぜんのようなちからはだせない izen no you na chikara wa dasenai “You cannot bring out the same power as before.”
3 各器官の損傷痛覚など体性感覚の鈍化… かくきかんのそんしょうつうかくなどたいせいかんかくのどんか… kakukikan no sonshou tuukaku nado taisei kankaku no donka… “Because of how the pain from damage to each of your organs will slow down your somatic senses…”
4 君の身体は弱りーーー きみのからだはよわりーーー kimi no karada wa yowari— “your body is weak—”
5 もう元には戻らない もうもとにはもどらない mou moto ni wa modoranai “and cannot return to its original state.”
6 我々も万全な君を迎え入れたかった われわれもばんぜんなきみをむかえいれたかった wareware mo banzen na kimi wo mukae iretakatta “We also wanted to welcome the perfected you.”
7 手を尽くしたが残念ながら… てをつくしたがざんねんながら… te wo tukushita ga zannen nagara… “We did our best, but unfortunately…”
1 ……うるさい… ……urusai… “……shut up…”
2 ん？ n? “Hm?”
3 俺は おれは ore wa “I”
4 他の人間から教えを乞う気はない ほかのにんげんからおしえをこうきはない hoka no ningen kara oshie wo kou ki wa nai “I have no intention of begging other humans for lessons.”
1 ワシらは放っておいたなぜなら ワシらはほうっておいたなぜなら WASHIra wa houtte oita naze nara “We left it alone because,”
2 荼毘の身体は目覚めて動き始めた以上 だびのからだはめざめてうごきはじめたいじょう Dabi no karada wa mezamete ugoki hajimeta ijou “even if Dabi’s body woke up and started to move,”
3 一月と保たぬはずじゃった ひとつきともたぬはずじゃった hitotsuki to motanu hazu ja tta “it shouldn’t have lasted for even a month.”
4 ブローカーが奴を連れて来た時は驚いた ブローカーがやつをつれてきたときはおどろいた BUROOKAA ga yatsu wo tsurete kita toki wa odoroita “When the broker brought him, I was surprised.”
5 何故戻ってきた？何故生きている？ なぜもどってきた？なぜいきている？ naze modotte kita? naze ikiteiru? “Why did you return? How are you alive?”
6 氏子さん うじこさん Ujiko-san “Mr. Ujiko.”
7 あんただろ俺を生かしたの あんただろおれをいかしたの anta daro ore wo ikashita no “It was you, right, who revived me?”
8 ワシは荼毘の真意を聞きたく二人きりになる機会を拵えた ワシはだびのしんいをききたくふたりきりになるきかいをこしらえた WASHI wa Dabi no shin’i wo kikitaku futari kiri ni naru kikai wo koshiraeta “I wanted to ask Dabi’s true intentions, so I manufactured an opportunity for us to be alone together.”
9 嬉しいのう！どう生きたのじゃ‼︎ うれしいのう！どういきたのじゃ‼︎ ureshii nou! dou ikita no ja!! “I’m so happy! How did you survive!!”
10 …この生きる屍を見てると …このいきるしかばねをみてると …kono ikiru shikabane wo miteru to “…looking at this living corpse,”
11 あんたらが俺をどうしたかったのか あんたらがおれをどうしたかったのか antara ga ore wo doushitakatta no ka “what you guys wanted to do to me”
12 何となく察しがつくよ 何となくさっしがつくよ nanto naku sasshi ga tsuku yo “I can make a guess somehow.”
13 戻ったのは…葬式に丁度良い場所だったからだよ もどったのは…そうしきにちょうどいいばしょだったからだよ modotta no wa…soushiki ni choudo ii basho datta kara da yo “I came back…because it was a place just right for a funeral.”
14 その一瞥が全てを物語っておった… そのいちべつがすべてをものがたっておった… sono ichibetsu ga subete wo monogatatte otta… “That glance told me everything…”
1 死に征く体を しにゆくからだを shi ni yuku karada wo “It said, ‘The body that conquers death’”
2 ただ怨嗟の炎だけで踏み留まらせてきたのだと ただえんさのえんだけでふみとどまらせてきたのだと tada ensa no en dake de fumi todomaresete kita no da to “‘is just one made to hold out by only the flames of grudge.’”
3 焦凍 しょうと Shouto “Shouto”
4 帰ったんだよ俺 かえったんだよおれ kaettanda yo ore “I did return home.”
5 前より弱体化してんのにさ期待してるモンなんてあるハズないのに まえよりじゃくたいかしてんのにさきたいしてるモンなんてあるハズないのに mae yori jakutai kashiten noni sa kitai shiteru MON nante aru HAZU nai noni “Even though my body was weaker than before so I couldn’t expect anything.”
6 また見てもらえるように またみてもらえるように mata mite moraeru you ni In order to see everyone again
7 きっと…変わっていてほしかったんだ…見たかったんだ きっと…かわっていてほしかったんだ…みたかったんだ kitto…kawatte ite hoshikattanda…mitakattanda “Because surely…I wanted [things] to be changing…I wanted to see [how much].”
1 俺を生んだ意味を おれをうんだいみを ore wo unda imi wo “The reason I was born[…]”
2 ３年ぶりの ３ねんぶりの 3nen buri no “For the first time in three years,”
3 変わらぬ光景が かわらぬこうけいが kawaranu koukei ga “the unchanged scene”
4 改めて教えてくれた あらためておしえてくれた aratamete oshiete kureta “taught me anew:”
5 俺が失敗作で意味は無く おれがしっぱいさくでいみはなく ore ga shippaisaku de imi wa naku “there is no meaning for me, the failed creation.”
6 この家族はもう このかぞくはもう kono kazoku wa mou “This family has already”
7 俺を過去にした おれをかこにした ore wo kako ni shita “put me in the past.”
1-2 魔王すら見放した偏執狂の死炎 まおうすらみはなしたへんしつきょうのしえん maou sura mihanashita henshitsukyou no shien “The death flames of a monomaniac even the Demon King abandoned.”
It was harder than I expected (intended) to give stripping videos to someone else, so I’ll make a deal. I’ve got shitloads of followers but very little time so if you can get people to send me videos, I’ll post them.
New rules:
No dailymotion, due to many many complaints and lots of videos removed by them I will no longer post dailymotion videos.
Original content only, I will only accept videos sent by the content owner. This gives them more control, I will always remove content when requested (damn I miss young-heroine but I had to follow her wishes and remove the videos).
Go forth and recruit the strippers, our future depends on you! [email protected] Or submit on my page. SV x
I’M BACK FROM THE DEAD AND I’VE CREATED A NEW CYBERTRONIAN OC
Meet Dr. Baseline! (but all my friends call him Bob the Necromancer) He started off as a faceless joke-character based on the “Bob the Necromancer Unboxing Video” among friends but one night I was like “Sure, why not make him an official OC” his alt is obviously this:
@jurdanhell with the announcement of the new book we need to start planning.
Teenaged/early 20s oak (most likely). Where does he fit in the crackdom. Does the piercing au continue? What chaos does he bring to the table as he enters adulthood
he harbors the piercings like old friends, looking them over like old photo albums. he has loved a lifetime, and yet he hasn’t.
being raised in the mortal world makes him privy to things like television, and the internet. he knows about tumblr. he has watched his foster father make bad supernatural edits. he knows.
he cites the deep magic, and watches with fondness as the world explodes before him
Follow me here.
He has one piercing where the jewelry is iron (my vote is a gauge or industrial). It’s a reminder of where he was raised, it’s an attempt to humble himself, it’s a taste of his sister’s poison tasting.
He never told anyone he did it. It’s his own secret weapon
okay but imagine the resistance he’d have built up to iron because of it. that’s fucking metal
Shepard: I’m gonna mix a can of Red Bull with seventeen shots of espresso in a fishbowl and then chug it while Kids by MGMT plays in the background so I can perceive twenty-three spatial dimensions and fight my own soul.
