Person A is having a really tuff/exhausting/just generally bad day. Person B can tell just by looking at them, so when A is busy with their work/activity, B runs and gets A nice smelling things, fuzzy socks, and a milkshake. B shows up like “I know you’ve had a crappy day and it’s part of my duties to make sure you’re okay” and A just sorta stands there like “how did I get so lucky.” ((And maybe cries a little bit too))

I’m currently taking care of my sick family sooooooooo guess whose gonna get sick prompts…..

That’s right. You guys.

“I have no idea what I’m doing oh God we need a real adult to take care of you”

“STOP MIGRATING FROM BEDS TO COUCHES I CANT KEEP UP AND IT GIVES ME A HEART ATTACK WHEN I WALK INTO YOUR ROOM AND YOURE NOT THERE”

“I love you. I really do. But I am a sympathetic puker and the sound of you sick is making me sick. I’m loving and supporting you from over here”

“ Take the medicine. Yes I know it doesn’t taste good but you still need to take it. Now you’re just being a child. No. GET BACK HERE. YOU CANT JUST RUN AWAY FROM THIS”

“I have no idea what medicine you can and can not take with this illness. Let me consult WebMD”

((If you couldnt tell my family is a Stubborn Sick))

“They mean everything to you, don’t they?”

“They mean everything and nothing at all.”

Person A: Are you absolutely positive this isn’t dangerous?

Person B: I’ve 95% sure, but I failed fourth grade math, so

Rereading pjo as a coping mechanism isn’t enough, I need Percy Jackson to drown me

imagine frank having hazel eyes.

Frank: What if Hazel kisses me?

Percy: You kiss her back!

Frank: Okay, but why her back?

Percy:…

IG|| @bookloving_wisegirl

Frank trying to flirt

Frank: Your eyes sparkle like the ocean

Hazel: My eyes are brown

Frank, nervously: Your eyes sparkle like the Hudson River?

Hazel:…

IG || @bookloving_wisegirl

Frank: *holds the door open for Hazel* After you.

Hazel: No, after you.

Frank: I insist, after you.

Reyna: *pushes past both of them* After me.

Hazel: You deserve an award for putting up with me.

Frank: You are my reward <3

Percy *turning to Annabeth*: You deserve an award for putting up with me.

Annabeth: Yeah, you can be a real bitch sometimes.

PERCY JACKSON CHARACTERS AS LOVER LYRICS

Percy Jackson

And there’s a dazzling haze, a mysterious way about you dear

Have I known you 20 seconds or 20 years?

I never grew up, it’s getting so old

Help me hold onto you

I’ve been the archer,I’ve been the prey

It’s you and me, that’s my whole world

We’re so sad, we paint the town blue

Kiss me once ‘cause you know I had a long night

Kiss me twice 'cause it’s gonna be alright

And I can’t talk to you when you’re like this

Staring out the window like I’m not your favorite town

I’m New York City, I still do it for you, babe

I know that I’m a handful, baby, uh

I know I never think before I jump

I never leave well enough alone

And trouble’s gonna follow where I go

Annabeth Chase

How many days did I spend

Thinkin’ 'bout how you did me wrong, wrong, wrong?

Lived in the shade you were throwin’

’Til all of my sunshine was gone, gone, gone

And I couldn’t get away from ya

In my feelings more than Drake, so yeah

Your name on my lips, tongue tied

Free rent, livin’ in my mind

And I would’ve stuck around for ya

Would’ve fought the whole town, so yeah

Can I go where you go?

Can we always be this close forever and ever?

And I’m highly suspicious that everyone who sees you wants you

I’ve loved you three summers now, honey, but I want 'em all

And I’ll never let you go cause I know this is a fight

That someday we’re gonna win

He got that boyish look that I like in a man

I am an architect, I’m drawing up the plans

It’s like I’m seventeen, nobody understands

And I hope I never lose you, hope it never ends

Twenty questions, we tell the truth

You’ve been stressed out lately? Yeah, me too

Something gave you the nerve to touch my hand

Call my bluff, call you “babe”

Have my back, yeah, everyday

Piper Mclean

Killing me slow, out the window

I’m always waiting for you to be waiting below

It’s a cruel summer with you

Said I’m fine, but it wasn’t true

I don’t wanna keep secrets just to keep you

I take this magnetic force of a man to be my lover

He got my heartbeat skipping down 16th Avenue

Lyrical smile, indigo eyes, hand on my thigh

We can follow the sparks, I’ll drive

I’m with you even if it makes me blue

Jason Grace

And it’s new, the shape of your body

It’s blue, the feeling I’ve got

Quiet my fears with the touch of your hand

Paper cut stings from our paper thin plans

They say home is where the heart is

But that’s not where mine lives

It’s all me in my head

I’m the one who burned us down

But it’s not what I meant, sorry that I hurt you

I don’t wanna do, I don’t wanna do this to you

I need to say, hey it’s all me, just don’t go

Meet me in the afterglow

Tell me that it’s not my fault, tell me that I’m all you want

Even when I break your heart

Hazel Levesque

My heart’s been borrowed and yours has been blue

All’s well that ends well to end up with you

I want you, bless my soul

And I ain’t gotta tell him,I think he knows

And I don’t want you to go, I don’t really wanna fight

If the story’s over

Why am I still writing pages?

Frank Zhang

Combat, I’m ready for combat

I say I don’t want that, but what if I do?

I hate accidents except when we went from friends to this

That’s right, darling, you’re the one I want

This ultraviolet morning light below

Tells me this love is worth the fight

Tell me that you’re still mine, tell me that we’ll be just fine

Even when I lose my mind

Leo Valdez

They see right through me

I see right through me

Voted most likely to run away with you

I counted days, I counted miles

To see you there, to see you there

And now the storm is coming

I ask the traffic lights if it’ll be all right

They say “I don’t know”

We were stupid to jump in the ocean separating us

Remember how I’d fly to you?

They say the road gets hard and you get lost when you’re led by blind faith, blind faith

But we might just get away with it

I’m the only one of me, baby that’s the fun of me

I know you never get just what you see

But I will never bore you, baby

(And there’s a lot of lame guys out there)

And you can’t spell “awesome” without “me”

Nico di Angelo

Devils roll the dice, angels roll their eyes

What doesn’t kill me makes me want you more

It’s cool, that’s what I tell 'em

No rules in breakable heaven

Devils roll the dice, angels roll their eyes

And if I bleed, you’ll be the last to know

And I screamed for whatever it’s worth

“I love you, ” ain’t that the worst thing you ever heard?

And, take me out, and take me home

You’re my, my, my, my lover

Easy they come, easy they go

I jump from the train, I ride off alone

Dark side, I search for your dark side

But what if I’m alright, right, right, right here?

And I cut off my nose just to spite my face

Then I hate my reflection for years and years

I wake in the night, I pace like a ghost

The room is on fire, invisible smoke

And all of my heroes die all alone

All the king’s horses, all the king’s men

Couldn’t put me together again

Who could stay?

You could stay, you could stay

Gave you too much but it wasn’t enough

But I’ll be all right, it’s just a thousand cuts

And I hate to make this all about me

But who am I supposed to talk to?

What am I supposed to do if there’s no you?

I don’t wanna look at anything else now that I saw you

I don’t wanna think of anything else now that I thought of you

I’ve been sleeping so long in a 20-year dark night

And now I see daylight, I only see daylight

Maybe I’ve stormed out of every single room in this town

Threw out our cloaks and our daggers because it’s morning now

It’s brighter now, now

And I can still see it all (In my mind)

All of you, all of me

I once believed love would be (Black and white)

But it’s golden (Golden)

I once believed love would be (Burning red)

But it’s golden

Like daylight, like daylight

You gotta step into the daylight and let it go

Just let it go, let it go

Reyna Avila Ramírez-Arellano

So cut the headlights, summer’s a knife

I’m always waiting for you just to cut to the bone

Every conquest I had made would make me more of a boss to you

I’d be a fearless leader, I’d be an alpha type

And I’m so sick of them coming at me again

'Cause if I was a man, then I’d be the man

I look through the windows of this love

Even though we boarded them up

Chandelier’s still flickering here

'Cause I can’t pretend it’s ok when it’s not

And what once was ours is no one’s now

I see you everywhere, the only thing weshare is this small town

And I ain’t trying mess with your self-expression

But I’ve learned the lesson that stressin’

And obsessin’ 'bout somebody else is no fun

And snakes and stones never broke my bones so

from someone outside the US and two years after tower of Nero

Hazel: the corpse bride, her and Nico watched it together on the Argo II and she immediately felt sympathy for her after all the undead can’t help  that they are dead.

Piper: Elizabeth from the pirates of the Caribbean  - gives half the wlw campers gay panic. 

Frank: Victor from the corpse bride as he really wanted to do a couple outfit and the rest of the seven don’t point out to him that Victor ends up with Victoria instead. 

Annabeth: She goes as Captain Marvel because a) she’s the opposite of a dumb blonde stereotype and b) she’s queer coded which allows Annabeth to hint to her friends that she’s bi without having to come out. ahem bi Percabeth

Percy: He doesn’t normally celebrate Halloween but since Estelle was born she begged him to go with her (her as Tinkerbell and him as Peter Pan) and they are adorable. Not to mention Annabeth gets baby fever seeing Estelle and Percy interact. 

Jason: Andrew Garfield’s spider-man (no explanation needed)

Leo : Adding to the Marvel Theme he goes as Iron man (dark haired geniuses with parental issues are just >>>) with a working suit. He’s also a big nerd which Nico used to tease him about until Leo found out about his Mythomagic collection and Nico hasn’t teased him since. 

i either post nine times a day or nein times a day

the entirety of the lighting thief is just percy, grover and annabeth fighting to share one (1) singular brain cell isn’t it

hey guys

reblog and add your fav pjo headcanon

go ahead

in the groupchat

jason:nose

jason: haha i just typed nose with my nose

nico:dick

the gc:

jason: *wakes up in the hospital room after a heart transplant*

jason: where’s nico??

leo: who do u think gave u the heart?

jason:

jason: nico is in the bathroom isn’t he

leo: yeah i wanted to mess with u how’d u know?

jason:

leo:

jason: u assumed he’s got a heart??

percy: omg a snake bite what do i do now

annabeth: elevate and apply pressure

percy: *lifting snake really high* apologise or else

nico: *is sad*

jason: *begins break-dancing gently* what’s wrong, nico??

“not all men”

yeah you’re right, jason grace would never

jason, shirtless: has anyone seen my top??

leo: yh percy’s in the kitchen

eehmacareyna:

Chiron: *holding 2 photos* One is your cabin. The other is a garbage dump in the Philippines. Can you tell which is which?

Percy:

Percy: That one’s the dump.

Chiron: They’re both your cabin!

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Chiron: *holding 2 photos* One is your cabin. The other is a garbage dump in the Philippines. Can you tell which is which?

Percy:

Percy: That one’s the dump.

Chiron: They’re both your cabin!

some of you didn’t grow up crying over rick riordan’s books and it shows.

The Seven As Things I Overheard In My House

Percy: *at 3am staring at the wall and talking with the fish tank* Look you have a point but I don’t think dolphins drink Pepsi

Annabeth: It’s 12am, great. Now I can drink my 6th cup of coffee and say it’s my first because it’s a new day

Jason: Yes I did wear the same t-shirt for a week but it doesn’t matter cause different people saw me with it

Piper: If you think I’m gonna cry over that fucker who dumped me yesterday you’re so fucking right

Leo: *screaming in harmony with a vacuum cleaner*

Frank: I’M HOME *loud crash* *soft whispering* oh no my donuts

Hazel: Hey I bought you a pony t-shirt. You’re 15? So what? When I was ur age I was still playing with dolls so stfu

Percy:Dad!

Poseidon:Son!

Percy:Dad!

Poseidon:Son!

Hephaestus:Sup

Leo:Yo

It’s been a long time since I’ve drawn these two so this is the perfect opportunity for a short comic

Riordanverse Headcannons: Part 1

Whenever Hazel gets any candy, like chocolate or gummies, anything sweet, she goes crazy. She runs around camp giggling at the most random things for no reason. The first time this happened, Frank had to put her in a room to drain all her energy. Then after that, she falls asleep for like ten hours straight.

Hazel: *yawns*

Frank: Yeah, being cute must be tiring

Hazel *tilts head*: Then you must be exhausted

Percy *from the other side of the room*:Awwwwwh

leo: you treat me like some kind of idiot just because i talk different.

frank: differently*

frank: so whats your street name?

leo: lil leo

frank: you live in a street called lil leo?