Restaurant au where Person A is a waitress/waiter and Person B is a chef. Person B has a quiet crush on A and tries to woo them through food. Turns out that’s the exact way to A’s heart.

Nightmare before Christmas

Pride and Prejudice

“You moved into the apartment next to mine and I can hear E V E R Y T H I N G you do”

“I was having a great day, then you football tackled me into a lake. I don’t CARE that I was almost assassinated, You AIMED for that lake.”

“I’ve noticed how much you love your garden and all your plants, and I don’t know how to flirt like other people so I may have accidentally asked you to teach me how to garden, but it’s the best part of my week.”

I like to imagine high school age otp where they’re at a dance and Person A is completely killing it they look/dance so good and B is just standing off to the side watching them but trying to look like they aren’t. And then during the slow song A just waltzes up to B and sweeps them onto the dance floor.

“We’re supposed to be doing a school project so you came over to my house but before we could do anything, you saw my dog and now you won’t let them go please we need to get this done.”

“My dumb ass of a room mate just set the microwave on fire and you’re one of the firemen who showed up and now I’m need an ambulance cause damn ur hot.”

“My dick of an ex was trying to knock down my door but you stopped them thank you so much. Let me make you thank you brownies.”

“I was chilling in my room when you knocked on my window asking me if I could come kill a spider for you. I LIVE ON THE FIFTH FLOOR HOW WAS THE WINDOW A GOOD IDEA TO YOU.”

Where Person A’s idea of flirting is saying “I’d steal that” everytime Person B wears something that they look really good in, and B is worried that A is actually going to steal their stuff. Of course, when they start dating, A does in fact take B’s clothes.

Nothing hurts the heart more than imagining the me grumpy/awkward person of the otp singing songs with little kids. Like them kneeling and singing Four Little Speckled Frogs in this high bab voice as the little kid just watches in awe.

Why are there not more Western Aus? I need more western aus in my life. Please guys pull through.

Imagine the otp just doing small romantic things for each other. Nothing huge but stuff like nose kisses and foot rubs. I would die.

Person A has to go through their closet and get ride of some stuff, so they’re going through and trying things to see if they should keep or throw away. All through this impromptu fashion show, person B is laying on the bed just showering A with compliments and love about how amazing/sexy A looks.

You found me wandering lost around an Ikea. We’re both lost and I’m getting really scared so you built us a fort and now the employees are trying to get us out of it.

I’ve lost my dog and I’ve been searching for them all day now. You found me crying on the curb and offered to help. I have no idea who you are but thank you so much for helping.

Our group had a lip sync battle and you got up there and lip synced to Sexy Back and didn’t break eye contact with me. I’m both turned on and embarrassed.

You pepper sprayed me in the face because you thought I was your creepy ex. I’m mad but then I actually looked at you and said a cheesy pick up line so now we’re just staring at each other awkwardly, but my eyes still burn please help.

FBI au where Person A is an agent and Person B works in the labs. They don’t positively interact a whole lot because of their jobs and they don’t really get along. That is until they both unknowingly sign up for the same cooking class and they now have to cook together three times a week. And they’re both a mess because work them is different than class them.

I hope with this new movie……that there will be a rise…….in beauty and the beast aus……

Person A is having a really tuff/exhausting/just generally bad day. Person B can tell just by looking at them, so when A is busy with their work/activity, B runs and gets A nice smelling things, fuzzy socks, and a milkshake. B shows up like “I know you’ve had a crappy day and it’s part of my duties to make sure you’re okay” and A just sorta stands there like “how did I get so lucky.” ((And maybe cries a little bit too))

Why do people feel the need to write dub con/ non con or unhealthy relationship fanfiction? Like? It doesn’t make people happy? Its not Good? Why not write about them cuddling? Or fighting crime? Or literally anything else.

You thought you saw the last of me

Guess whos back


What about a soul mate au where you hear background music for the most important parts of your life, and when you meet your soul mate it’s dramatic and romantic music

But on the other hand…..

“Guys we really shouldn’t go in there, can’t you hear the creepy ass music? I don’t want to get killed.”

“Fuck I’m pretty sure this is fighting music I can’t fight you I have exams to study for.”

“Oh no poor kitty why are you out here all on your-NO STOP THE SAD MUSIC THIS CAT ISN’T GONNA DIE JUST WATCH ME”

Im bringing this back bc now my vision has changed. Have you seen commercials for Zoeys Extraordinary Playlist?

Guys just IMAGINE the more grumpy one of the otp singing a very romantic song or Sucker? Wow

Person A: I love nature but nature doesn’t love me.

*later that night*

Person B: *talking to some plants and sleeping birds* Listen Up ChuckleFucks. You better start loving A or we’re gonna have a Problem.


will solace hgtv arc with nico di angelo as his partner and designer. and rachel as nico’s bestfriend/ other designer frienf

“Will, I think she’ll love these pillows. It really reminds her of her grandmother. Skull patterns and all”

so glad people agree with the solangelo hgtv headcanon



graphic design should NOT be your passion