orteil42:

i-exist-because-reasons:

you KICK blorbo? you kick blorbo like the plinko? oh! oh! eeby deeby for glup shitto! eeby deeby for glup shitto for one thousand years!

i’m blaming all of you for the abominable fact that i can understand this post

vislokawitch:

real-live-human:

another-random-dom-3:

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

WAIT. Wait wait WAIT.

poltergeists:

• push things off tables
• break delicate objects for fun
• in general just enjoy moving and destroying stuff for pleasure I guess
• make loud disturbing noises in the middle of the night
• sometimes poke or bite people, depending on the myth
• are invisible aka no one knows what they look like

poltergeists are just the ghosts of rambunctious housecats

“The power of Christ says psspsspss! The power of Christ says psspsspss!”

*fills a spray bottle with holy water*

You sprinkle Miette with holy water? You get her ectoplasma damp?! Oh! Oh! Hell for Mother! Hell for Mother for thousands of years!

ottermatopoeia:

madeofstarsandfairylights:

howdysamhowdy:

darthmelyanna:

larkiethings:

yougetsomekisses:

awed-frog:

great-tweets:

We just knew.

As a reminder, this is what she looks like:

Also I hope everyone knows that Miette was fostered before she was adopted, and her foster mom loved that little kitten so much and always hoped she’d gone to a good home. this tweet got so popular that she recognized Miette and reached out to her current mom, and was able to share previously unseen baby pictures

You mean, she saw Miette was kicked like the football and did nothing to help put Mother in jail for a thousand years? I am appalled.

her!!!

Baby Miette!!!

Babe wake up new Miette lore just dropped

Wake up, babe, new Miette lore just dropped.

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why does the jiang cheng tag contain only like the most extreme possible opinions known to man. “he’s evil and irredeemable” “he never did anything wrong ever” his moral alignment is literally just miette leave him alone

for legal purposes, this is a joke, jc’s morality is interesting complex nuanced, blah blah blah. but at the same time you can and should recontextualise all his responses to literally everything as “you SHOVE jiang cheng?? you DISRESPECT jiang cheng?? you LEAVE jiang cheng?? jail for brother. jail for brother for One Thousand Years”

“you SHOVE jiang cheng??”

comicsiswild:

comicsiswild:

Batman (1940) #624

one braincell here

vicdraws:

Man. I miss when my dash used to be filled with Miette

you FORGET miette??? You treat her like the internet meme??? Oh! OH! JAIL FOR TUMBLR! JAIL FOR TUMBLR FOR ONE THOUSAND YEARS!!!!!

you BUTTER Miko? you butter her body like the bread? oh! oh! jail for Ei! jail for Ei for Five Hundred Years!!!!

clickityweasel:

flipocrite:

botanyshitposts:

scientists in the 1990s, putting a Get More Purple gene attached to a harmless plant virus into an already purple petunia: please get more purple

the petunia, sensing an apparent honest to god Get More Purple Disease, using the previously undiscovered RNAi antiviral ability to shut down all other purple genes along with it just in case: you put VIRUS in petunia? you infect her with the More Purple?? oh! oh! her children shall bloom white! jail for mother, jail for mother for One Thousand Years!!!!

greyduckgreygoose:

greyduckgreygoose:

anytime a character on the witcher mentions melitele my mind replaces it with that french cat on twitter

YES THIS EXACTLY

ottermatopoeia:

madeofstarsandfairylights:

howdysamhowdy:

darthmelyanna:

larkiethings:

yougetsomekisses:

awed-frog:

great-tweets:

We just knew.

As a reminder, this is what she looks like:

Also I hope everyone knows that Miette was fostered before she was adopted, and her foster mom loved that little kitten so much and always hoped she’d gone to a good home. this tweet got so popular that she recognized Miette and reached out to her current mom, and was able to share previously unseen baby pictures

You mean, she saw Miette was kicked like the football and did nothing to help put Mother in jail for a thousand years? I am appalled.

her!!!

Baby Miette!!!

Babe wake up new Miette lore just dropped

brunhiddensmusings:

yee-bitchh:

fairykukla:

tiarasnteakettles:

rowyngoldeart:

tiarasnteakettles:

I know nobody asked for a photoshoot of my kitten wearing the heart of the ocean but in my defense nobody told me I couldn’t either

I regret nothing.

I’m crying sksksksk

Draw me like Miette

You draw Miette?? You draw her like one of your French girls???? Oh! Oh! Ice berg for ship!

elissiaro:

beardedmrbean:

Looks like someone is upset with the automatic feeder

Oh the cruelty of this world!

Can you not see that your poor Mittens is WASTING AWAY mother? Father?

Naught but skin and fur stretched over brittle bones…

And still you lock away my sustenance in this eldritch contraption of thunder and plastic!

Only releasing the most meager of crumbs but a few times each day!

Simply watching and LAUGHING as this gentle cat is slowly reduced to dust upon the kitchen floor…

You put Mittens on diet?  You put Mittens on diet like the Hollywood starlet?  Oh, jail for mother!  Jail for mother for one thousand years!

comicsiswild:

comicsiswild:

Batman (1940) #624

one braincell here

I dare you to tell me this isn’t their dynamic

alatar-and-pallando:

Breaking news: Miette has Eaten a Lizard and Seen God (but she’s fine don’t worry)

(source, also follow Patricia Lockwood on Twitter, she’s a tour de force)