Caesar, muttering to himself: They call me caesar cause I be dressin’
Courier, hiding in the shadows and about to assassinate him:
I don’t want to put this person on blast cause this is literally the funniest thing you could’ve tagged this as
ICANNOTstress enough to the history blogs innocently reblogging this post that it is NOT about historical figure julius caesar, it IS about a shitty dumbass bastard cosplayer in a wildass video game
For the last FUCKING time this ISN’TaboutHISTORICAL FIGURE Julius Caesar and GOD HELP ME when the ides of march hits again
[a passage from a book. underlined portions indicated in bold, italics preserved. ID: …he said in Greek: ‘Kai su, teknon’ (which Shakespeare turned into the Latin ‘Et tu, Brute?’). It literally means ‘You too, child,’ but what Caesar may have intended by the words isn’t clear. Tempest cites ‘an important article’ by James Russell (1980) ‘that has often been overlooked’. Russell points out that the words kai su often appear on curse tablets, and suggests that Caesar’s putative last words were not ‘the emotional parting declaration of a betrayed man to one he had treated like a son’ but more along the lines of ‘See you in hell, punk.’ end ID.]
just remembered the tent scene from julius caesar. i still can’t fucking believe cassius was like “if you don’t love me, why don’t you just kill me with my own dagger.” WHAT a guy i love him
