#ides of march
Hey everybody take one for tomorrow
it’s almost that time of the year :)
julius caesar has been dead for 2065 slutty slutty years
Caesar, muttering to himself: They call me caesar cause I be dressin’
Courier, hiding in the shadows and about to assassinate him:
I don’t want to put this person on blast cause this is literally the funniest thing you could’ve tagged this as
ICANNOTstress enough to the history blogs innocently reblogging this post that it is NOT about historical figure julius caesar, it IS about a shitty dumbass bastard cosplayer in a wildass video game
For the last FUCKING time this ISN’TaboutHISTORICAL FIGURE Julius Caesar and GOD HELP ME when the ides of march hits again
HAPPY IDES FIND YOUR LOCAL CONGRESSMAN FOR A ROMAN STYLE FRIENDLY CHAT TODAY
Beware the Ides of March 2022!
It’s that time of year again!!
Ides of March, My Beloved
the assusination of julius caesar
the assusination of julisus caesusar
Now recreate the famous painting of him getting assassinated
Brutus and 59 others were the imposters
As a history aficionado, this is the greatest thing I’ve ever seen.
I unironically love that the Ides of March is some kind of unofficial tumblr holiday where we bully a dead emperor.
choosing which bad ides of march post to reblog is like trying to decide whether to bang your head on the door or shut your finger in it
be sure to leave out milk and cookies for brutus tonight
You can leave as many cookies as you want but he’ll only et two
this remains the funniest addition anyone’s made to one of my posts
I had to facilitate a work meeting today so I ran a bunch of Ides of March trivia in the chat
I was much more amused by this than anyone else in the meeting