#mod storm
Slytherin: Be the change you want to see in the world.
Slytherin: And if that change involves gaslighting, gatekeeping, and girlbossing, then go for it. You do you.
Careful Yolo
Situation - Hufflepuff cutting Slytherin’s hair.
Hufflepuff: “Okay…but what if I mess up?”
Slytherin: “It’s okay, it’ll grow back. Puff, I don’t care THAT much as long as it doesn’t look too ridiculous.”
Hufflepuff: “Okay…yeah, I’m just gonna yolo it.” *soft, slow snip snip*
Slytherin: “…that was the most cautious yolo ever…”
Welcome to the Incorrect Slytherin Quotes blog, created in May 2019 by Mod Storm! Here’s what you should know:
The Blog:
This blog runs on the queue. Quotes are often taken from popular media such as tv shows, but sometimes we think of our own, and even rarer is when we get requests or submissions (*cough* send us more *cough*)
Mods:
Mod Storm will likely not be active on this blog, but you can find them on their main blog here
Requests:
You can request all sorts of things! Quotes, headcanons, AUs, anything! Just be sure to keep your requests PG-13, and be patient! All of the mods have busy lives and it may take a bit to find the time to fulfill your request.
Submissions:
Submissions are reserved for your own incorrect quotes. Please keep submissions PG-13.
Discord:
There’s an incorrect Slytherin quotes discord! There, you can submit quotes, exchange memes, or just talk about life! Open to anyone, no matter your house. You can join here.
Finally, this blog is very anti-JK R*wling. We do not support her and certainly don’t support her beliefs. If you do support her or her beliefs, then this is not the blog for you, and you can kindly go f*** yourself :)
Slytherin: Hufflepuffs are particularly good finders
Slytherin:but they’re also particularly good finds
Hufflepuff: ok well now I’m crying
Based on a conversation with @rithicculus
Slytherin: Not gay as in happy, queer as in f*ck you
Hufflepuff: You’re so tiny and adorable.
Slytherin: I could literally kick your ass right now.
Hufflepuff, looking at her with heart eyes: I know.
Slytherin: The world feels weird
Ravenclaw: *without looking up from their laptop* Have you taken your meds?
Slytherin:
Slytherin: *going to the other room* No need to call me out
