Over text (3)

Slytherin:Answer your phone.

Ravenclaw:Wait a minute, I can’t find it.

Slytherin:Got it

Slytherin, after several minutes: You’re a terrible person. You know you’re killing me. You’re killing me, rave.

Over Text (2)

At 2:38, Today

Gryffindor: I love you

At 2:40, Today

Hufflepuff: I love you too <3

Gryffindor: too late

Hufflepuff: You texted me at 2:38, I replied at 2:40.

Gryffindor: What the hell you were doing at 2:39?

Over Text (1)

Hufflepuff: hey do you have anxiety prime.

Ravenclaw: yeah why

Hufflepuff: amazon**

Ravenclaw: I have that too.

Gryffindor: Did you just… agree with me?

Slytherin: Oh I wish I could take-

Gryffindor: Nope! You said it! No take-backs!

Ravenclaw: There is no such thing as a stupid question.

Slytherin: Whatever you say

*A few days later*

Gryffindor, to Ravenclaw: What’s in mango salsa?

Ravenclaw, to Slytherin: I stand corrected.

Slytherin : What if I press the brake and gas at the same time?

Hufflepuff : The car takes a screenshot.

Ravenclaw : For the last time, get the fuck out.

Over the phone

Ravenclaw: How’s the meeting??

Slytherin:I want to stab everyone.

Ravenclaw: Oh, well don’t get blood on your outfit. We have a dinner reservation at seven.

Slytherin: Love you for enabling me.

Ravenclaw: Love you too.

I posted a quote on my main again accidentally -_-

Slytherin: Not gay as in happy, queer as in f*ck you

Hufflepuff:Hey, I like your shirt.

Slytherin: You do, you know what its made off?

Hufflepuff, confused: No, what is is made of??

Slytherin:Boyfriend material ;)

Hufflepuff:(///_///)

I accidentally uploaded this to my main lol :/ (I deleted it afterwards btw)

After accidentally tearing up a page in Ravenclaw’s book

Gryffindor: I did a bad thing.

Slytherin: Does it in anyway impact Me or Huffy negatively??

Gryffindor: Not really.

Slytherin: Then suffer in silence.

Sunday Morning

Slytherin, walking in with a bag of bread: Who wants french toast?

Gryffindor:Ohh, ill have some.

Slytherin, handing the bread to gryffindor: Me too, eggs and milk in the fridge.

Gryffindor: -_-

Gryffindor: I’m a Renaissance Historian.

Ravenclaw:Oh really? Name 4 Renaissance artists.

Gryffindor:Leonardo, Michelangelo, Donatello and Raphael.

Ravenclaw: That’s on me, I set the bar too low.

Slytherin: I may seem like an asshole, but deep down I’m a good person.

Ravenclaw:

Slytherin: And even deeper down I’m an even bigger asshole.

Ravenclaw: *Struggling to put cover back on box of paper*

Slytherin: …What are you doing?

Ravenclaw: I took of the cover of this box but I can’t get it back on

Slytherin: Why did you even open the box??

Ravenclaw: …to see what this kind of paper smelled like

Slytherin: We all know I just want to see people’s heads on the floor

Hufflepuff: Do you want to see my head on the floor??

Slytherin: No I want to see your clothes on the floor