Over text (3)

Slytherin:Answer your phone.

Ravenclaw:Wait a minute, I can’t find it.

Slytherin:Got it

Slytherin, after several minutes: You’re a terrible person. You know you’re killing me. You’re killing me, rave.

Slytherin: Be the change you want to see in the world.

Slytherin: And if that change involves gaslighting, gatekeeping, and girlbossing, then go for it. You do you.

Over Text (2)

At 2:38, Today

Gryffindor: I love you

At 2:40, Today

Hufflepuff: I love you too <3

Gryffindor: too late

Hufflepuff: You texted me at 2:38, I replied at 2:40.

Gryffindor: What the hell you were doing at 2:39?

Over Text (1)

Hufflepuff: hey do you have anxiety prime.

Ravenclaw: yeah why

Hufflepuff: amazon**

Ravenclaw: I have that too.

Gryffindor: Did you just… agree with me?

Slytherin: Oh I wish I could take-

Gryffindor: Nope! You said it! No take-backs!

Ravenclaw: There is no such thing as a stupid question.

Slytherin: Whatever you say

*A few days later*

Gryffindor, to Ravenclaw: What’s in mango salsa?

Ravenclaw, to Slytherin: I stand corrected.

*The group is getting into the car*

Slytherin: I’m driving.

Hufflepuff: out of view: Shotgun!

Ravenclaw: turning to face Hufflepuff : Aww! But you had it on the way here-

Everyone except Hufflepuff: WOAH-

Hufflepuff: holding a shotgun: No! I found a shotgun! And I want the front seat! *Pumps gun*

Over the phone

Ravenclaw: How’s the meeting??

Slytherin:I want to stab everyone.

Ravenclaw: Oh, well don’t get blood on your outfit. We have a dinner reservation at seven.

Slytherin: Love you for enabling me.

Ravenclaw: Love you too.

I posted a quote on my main again accidentally -_-

Slytherin: Not gay as in happy, queer as in f*ck you

Slytherin: Do you have two tongues in your mouth?

Hufflepuff:What? No.

Slytherin:…..

Hufflepuff:…..

Slytherin: Do you want to??

Hufflepuff:Hey, I like your shirt.

Slytherin: You do, you know what its made off?

Hufflepuff, confused: No, what is is made of??

Slytherin:Boyfriend material ;)

Hufflepuff:(///_///)

I accidentally uploaded this to my main lol :/ (I deleted it afterwards btw)

Hufflepuff and Ravenclaw: *arguing over who should go on a dangerous mission*

Slytherin: Guys you’re both too valuable to risk it should be someone expendable…like Gryffindor

Gryffindor: What!!

After accidentally tearing up a page in Ravenclaw’s book

Gryffindor: I did a bad thing.

Slytherin: Does it in anyway impact Me or Huffy negatively??

Gryffindor: Not really.

Slytherin: Then suffer in silence.

Sunday Morning

Slytherin, walking in with a bag of bread: Who wants french toast?

Gryffindor:Ohh, ill have some.

Slytherin, handing the bread to gryffindor: Me too, eggs and milk in the fridge.

Gryffindor: -_-

Gryffindor: I’m a Renaissance Historian.

Ravenclaw:Oh really? Name 4 Renaissance artists.

Gryffindor:Leonardo, Michelangelo, Donatello and Raphael.

Ravenclaw: That’s on me, I set the bar too low.

Slytherin: The world feels weird

Ravenclaw: *without looking up from their laptop* Have you taken your meds?

Slytherin:

Slytherin: *going to the other room* No need to call me out

Ravenclaw : The real question is would you rather fight King Kong or Godzilla?

Slytherin : Godzilla if you give like 5 mins to prepare.

Hufflepuff : Why do you need 5 mins?

Slytherin : Gotta stretch and shit

Slytherin: name a more iconic duo than my crippling anxiety and my fear of abandonment, I’ll wait

Hufflepuff: You and me!

Slytherin: *tearing up* oKaY