#moon knight incorrect quotes
✨Moon Knight Poster ✨
Jake: Uh, Stevie?¿Qué estás haciendo?
Steven: Hugging you. You are due for love and affection.
Jake: Can you let go of me, ¿Por favor?
Steven: Afraid not.
Jake:*Sighs*
Thor: Ah Khonshu! It has been too long since I saw you last.
Khonshu, muttering: Not long enough you little shit. You bit me.
Thor: Admittedly, I was 5 and thought you were a chicken.
Khonshu: I hate you.
Osiris: Hello Tawaret, what’s happening? Ummm, I’m gonna need you to go ahead and greet the souls of the dead. So if you could be at the Duat around 9 that would be great, mmmkay… Oh oh! And I almost forgot, aahh, I’m also gonna need you to go ahead and weigh their hearts too, kay. We, ahh, lost some gods this century and, ah, we sorta need to play catch up.
Jake, to Harrow: if karma doesn’t hit you, I fucking will
Khonshu: hey so remember when I took your soul last month…
Marc: no returns.
Khonshu: please, it’s making me sad.
