This evening your genial host will be enjoying a perennial favorite, Koyaanisqatsi. I can still vividly remember the excited, almost frantic phone call from my mother: “Yeah, it’s mom. Listen, get over to your video store and see if they have Koyaanisqatsi! You have to see this! You have to!!!” And so I did. One of the seminal, form-shaping experiences of my life.
Now then, in order for me to properly savor this paradigm-shattering cinematic experience without disruption, we can do this, the hard way, to wit:
Or we can do it the easy way. To wit, a TOTAL LACK OF ANY OF THE FOLLOWING!!!
JUGGLING KITTEHS! Because Kittehs don’t need much of an excuse to barf, plus they’re KITTEHS! So no.
Fly Fishing
BUBBLES!!!! (Mwahahahahahaaaaa!!!!!)
IMPISHNESS!!!! (Busted!)
Confetti
Any and all competitive athletics involving reptiles or amphibians, including but not limited to TURTLE RACING
Shenanigans
Confetti (yeah, I said it twice so y’all know I MEAN THAT SHIT)
GLITTER, of any and all kinds
Sass
Sassiness
Sassy pants, regardless of how revealing they are
Sassing
Backsassing
Any of your sass
Japes
Japing
Japery
Puffery
NO ALPACAS!!!
No hunting men for sport.
No impromptu group dance-offs
ABSOLUTELY NO HUMAN SACRIFICES before 8PM
Buffoonishness
FELLATING BALLOON ANIMALS (I don’t carry insurance to cover that shit, so knock it off! Although balloon-fellators of exceptional skills are encouraged to submit their CV to my HR department. Note:I am my HR department.)
Hankie pankie
ROMAN CANDLE WIELDING DACHSUNDS!!!
Naughtiness
Naughty tricks
army of zombie Barbies led by a skeleton riding a rooster
Risky business
bamboozlement
POPCORN!!!
bunco
chicanery
Candy, candies, and any other high fructose corn syrup based confections
flimflam
PINEAPPLE ON PIZZA!!!!
flummery
Hissing
Spitting
Wriggling
Sighing
Lying down as though dead
Mucus
Animal noises
Manifestations
humbuggery
POPCORN!! That’s right, I said it twice! Don’t test me!!!
mountebankery
Blatant quacksalvery
No wiggling your genitals in your genial host’s general direction
Mischief
Mischievousness
Knife play (not the kinky kind, the “shit we need to go to the ER” kind)
Popcorn or similar high fructose corn syrup snacks (YEAH! AGAIN!!! BECAUSE YOU PEOPLE DON’T FUCKING LISTEN!!!)
ICE CREAM or other such confectionaries, unless you hook up your genial host with a generous helping (preferably Dairy Queen banana split with the works, extra sprinkles, please
And thank you)
S’MORES!No. Right out. That’s just inviting trouble.
Cheap hootch, unless slugged properly from a paper bag LIKE MEN
Tomfoolery(HA! THOUGHT I’D FORGET!)
Duck stampedes or associated waterfowl tsunamis
ANARCHY, unless intended to topple The Man in which case go off
Saucy saunters
A good ol’ fashioned time anymore
riding bicycle without hands and with a friend or friends on the handlebars
Intemperate consumption of any and all adult beverages containing umbrellas and/or pieces of colorful fruit because fuck that hippie shit
BUBBLE SHOOTING CHAIN GUNS!!!!
Rampant vandalism
P A N D E M O N I U M !!!!!
Japes
Japing
BALLOONS!!!! GOTCHA!!!
Japery
Jape-ish behavior, which may not even be a word but just DON’T
Running amok
Running amuck (in case any a y’all try to do a spelling loophole on my ass)
Rambunctiousness
HULLABALLOO
Hijinks
High jinks
CHAOS
Loopholes
PET ALLIGATORS
Plain Old Trouble
aaaaaaaaandHORSEPLAY!!!
Right. This ought to insure that this depraved rabble remains in check. As you were.
Which of my friends either on the other side of the date line, or in Europe, would like to sacrifice a virgin??
This evening your genial host will be enjoying a perennial favorite, Koyaanisqatsi. I can still vividly remember the excited, almost frantic phone call from my mother: “Yeah, it’s mom. Listen, get over to your video store and see if they have Koyaanisqatsi! You have to see this! You have to!!!” And so I did. One of the seminal, form-shaping experiences of my life.
Now then, in order for me to properly savor this paradigm-shattering cinematic experience without disruption, we can do this, the hard way, to wit:
Or we can do it the easy way. To wit, a TOTAL LACK OF ANY OF THE FOLLOWING!!!
JUGGLING KITTEHS! Because Kittehs don’t need much of an excuse to barf, plus they’re KITTEHS! So no.
Fly Fishing
BUBBLES!!!! (Mwahahahahahaaaaa!!!!!)
IMPISHNESS!!!! (Busted!)
Confetti
Any and all competitive athletics involving reptiles or amphibians, including but not limited to TURTLE RACING
Shenanigans
Confetti (yeah, I said it twice so y’all know I MEAN THAT SHIT)
GLITTER, of any and all kinds
Sass
Sassiness
Sassy pants, regardless of how revealing they are
Sassing
Backsassing
Any of your sass
Japes
Japing
Japery
Puffery
NO ALPACAS!!!
No hunting men for sport.
No impromptu group dance-offs
ABSOLUTELY NO HUMAN SACRIFICES before 8PM
Buffoonishness
FELLATING BALLOON ANIMALS (I don’t carry insurance to cover that shit, so knock it off! Although balloon-fellators of exceptional skills are encouraged to submit their CV to my HR department. Note:I am my HR department.)
Hankie pankie
ROMAN CANDLE WIELDING DACHSUNDS!!!
Naughtiness
Naughty tricks
army of zombie Barbies led by a skeleton riding a rooster
Risky business
bamboozlement
POPCORN!!!
bunco
chicanery
Candy, candies, and any other high fructose corn syrup based confections
flimflam
PINEAPPLE ON PIZZA!!!!
flummery
Hissing
Spitting
Wriggling
Sighing
Lying down as though dead
Mucus
Animal noises
Manifestations
humbuggery
POPCORN!! That’s right, I said it twice! Don’t test me!!!
mountebankery
Blatant quacksalvery
No wiggling your genitals in your genial host’s general direction
Mischief
Mischievousness
Knife play (not the kinky kind, the “shit we need to go to the ER” kind)
Popcorn or similar high fructose corn syrup snacks (YEAH! AGAIN!!! BECAUSE YOU PEOPLE DON’T FUCKING LISTEN!!!)
ICE CREAM or other such confectionaries, unless you hook up your genial host with a generous helping (preferably Dairy Queen banana split with the works, extra sprinkles, please
And thank you)
S’MORES!No. Right out. That’s just inviting trouble.
Cheap hootch, unless slugged properly from a paper bag LIKE MEN
Tomfoolery(HA! THOUGHT I’D FORGET!)
Duck stampedes or associated waterfowl tsunamis
ANARCHY, unless intended to topple The Man in which case go off
Saucy saunters
A good ol’ fashioned time anymore
riding bicycle without hands and with a friend or friends on the handlebars
Intemperate consumption of any and all adult beverages containing umbrellas and/or pieces of colorful fruit because fuck that hippie shit
BUBBLE SHOOTING CHAIN GUNS!!!!
Rampant vandalism
P A N D E M O N I U M !!!!!
Japes
Japing
BALLOONS!!!! GOTCHA!!!
Japery
Jape-ish behavior, which may not even be a word but just DON’T
Running amok
Running amuck (in case any a y’all try to do a spelling loophole on my ass)
Rambunctiousness
HULLABALLOO
Hijinks
High jinks
CHAOS
Loopholes
PET ALLIGATORS
Plain Old Trouble
aaaaaaaaandHORSEPLAY!!!
Right. This ought to insure that this depraved rabble remains in check. As you were.
What’s your favourite thing to eat or drink at the movies? … I love having popcorn, slushies, soda, and icecream! … #slushie #frozendrink #soda #pop #popcorn #dress #littleblackdress #lbd #blonde #moviedate #movienight
Day 11 of the horror movie challenge, I experienced An American Werewolf in London on the big screen for the first time! Accompanied by a Q&A with John Landis himself! #flickgeeks #moviechallenge #horror #horrorfan #horrorobsessed #horrorfanatic #horroraddict #horormovies #werewolf #AmericanWerewolfInLondon #johnlandis #griffindunne #davidnaughton #horrorlife #movienight #zombies #lacma #bingtheater
Day 10 of the movie challenge and watched Oldboy remake. I know a lot of people are not into remakes but try to give this #SpikeLeeJoint a chance, you won’t regret it. #flickgeeks #moviechallenge #horrormovies #joshbrolin #spikelee #samuelljackson #magnet #moviebuff #movienight #horrormovies #bloody #elizabetholsen #sharltocopley #filmnerd
Day 9 of horror movie challenge, watched Last Days on Mars. This movie was a good blend of horror and scifi, I think they should of renamed this flick “Astro Zombies”. All in all, dug the movie and I think all of you should check it out. #flickgeeks #lastdaysonmars #lievschreiber #zombies #moviebuff #movienight #magnetpicture #moviechallenge #horror #scifi #horrorgeek #horrorlife #horrorlove #horrornerd #horormovies #horrormovies #horrorfanatic #welovehorror
Day 8 of the horror movie challenge was a good day! I loved American Mary and I highly recommend it, stop what your doing right now and go watch it! #flickgeeks #moviechallenge #horormovies #moviebuff #screamqueen #soskasisters #SylviaSoska #JenSoska #horrorfan #horrorgeek #horrorlove #horroraddict #horrorfanatic #movienight #americanmary #katherineisabelle
Day 6 horror movie challenge and watched Believe. This is not scary at all, just a kid friendly ghost story. If your looking for a movie for the kiddos to watch while you enjoy the Exercist in the other room, than this movie is for you. #flickgeeks #moviechallenge #horror #horrorfan #horrorfan #horrornerd #horormovies #movienight #horroraddict #horrorfanatic #horrorobsessed
Day 5 of horror movie challenge, and I’m watching “House” (1986). From the producer of “Friday The 13th & starring William Katt known for "The Greatest American Hero”. What more can you ask for in an 80’s horror movie?? #flickgeeks #moviechallenge #movienight #house #horror #horrorfan #horrorfilm #horrorlove #horormovies #horroraddict #horrorobsessed #horrorfanatic #horrorjunkie #williamkatt #80shorror #filmnerd #moviebuff
Day 4 of my horror movie challenge is The Mask of Satan aka Black Sunday. I really enjoyed it, this movie will get you into the the Halloween spirit in no time. #blacksunday #bloody #italianhorror #mariobava #moviebuff #movienight #moviechallenge #horror #horrorfan #horrorfilm #horrorgeek #horormovies #horrorobsessed #horrorfanatic #witch #themaskofsatan #barbarasteele #60shorror #arrowfilms #arrowvideo #screamqueen
Day two of the horror movie challenge and rented Oculus! This one surprised me, it was a lot better than I thought it would be; mostly with suspense and creepy images. If you’re a hard core horror fan this title won’t suffice your gory needs but a good movie to introduce a friend to the creepy side this October. #horror #moviechallenge #flickgeeks #horrorfan #horrorgeek #oculus #kateesackhoff #karengillan #horrornerd #horormovies #movienight #horrorobsessed
Happy October 1st Flick Geeks! Time to start the horror movie challenge, tonights horror movie is #vamp !!!! Tomorrow Ill be checking out At the Devils Door in theaters now and feel free to leave some movie suggests below. #horrorfan #horrorfilm #horrorgeek #horrornerd #horrorobsessed #horrorfanatic #horrormovies #horroraddict #moviebuff #movienight #vampires #flickgeeks #filmnerd #moviechallenge
Flick Geeks had the pleasure to attend the LA premier of Tusk also introduced by the smodfather himself #kevinsmith and boy did he give us something to sink our teeth into! Check out our movie review on our Flick Geeks Facebook or Tumbler page. #tusk #tuskthemovie #moviefan #moviebuff #movienews #moviegeeks #movienight #snoogans #smodfather #snoochieboochies #walrusyes #a24 #horrorfilm #horormovies
We like to call this challenge a #halloween movie pilgrimage for a true #horrorfan. Our podcasters have seen a lot of movies and need your ideas and suggestions! Remember the bloodier and scarier the better!!! #horror #horrorfilm #horrorgeek #horrornerd #horrorobsessed #horroraddict #horrorjunkie #movienight #moviefan #moviebuff #moviegeek #welovehorror #bloody
Greetings geeks, we would love for you to subscribe to the Classy Film Geeks podcast on iTunes! Our first episode is up and we brought back your 3 favorite geeks to host! Click the link in our bio. #Classyfilmgeeks #podcast #geeks #moviegeek #movienight #moviebuff #movienews #moviereview
Omg First time having Blaze pizza! It was good! I had such an awesome day! MOVIE AND PIZZA perfect combination. The new Jumanji movie was awesome. All the actors did a pretty good job! Me. Robin Williams will be proud of you. #pizzalover #movienight #blazepizza #jumanjimovie #therock #blackjack #amc kinda suck though. #sundayfunday #cheatdaysweekend (at Blaze Pizza)
