hold me close and never let go, lets fly away from it all and become the angels in the stars

Your hair is a curtain against my face, yet somehow I wish we were closer

The gender neutral urge to be loved

Oh, to have a man hold me and comfort me for the previously persistent absence of him.

Oh, to be squeezed like the teddy bear he sees me as, and all the while he tells me, “It’s okay, we won’t be apart much longer.”

That would be most comforting, I think

I’m a simple boy; I go on the internet to look at handsome women, men, and people of other genders, and that is how I spend my days

Reposting because fucking pr0sh1ppers touched my post >:( if you’re from those peeps stay back or I’ll both delete+repost the post and block you. You don’t belong here, you’re not welcome on this blog. Leave immediately.

Boys who kiss pets >>>

Yes, I’m once again reposting my own content. What of it?

Boys who can cook are kinda hot

With that being said, boys who CAN’T cook deserve love too.

Now that I’ve said that I gotta say, boys

we should kiss under the mistletoe on christmas

okay hear me out. we go on a picnic date and try we make each other flower crowns. we laugh, and talk, and eat. hours later, we realize its getting dark so we have to go home, but we think about that day years later.

what if we were walking on stepping stones and you fell in the water so i jumped in but instead of getting out, we swam together?

can we hold hands and walk in a garden?

i want to be wrapped up in blankets with you and read you a story while you play with my hair

SFW

I have such a long weekend and I’m bored as all hell :/. Like I don’t have homework due until Thursday, and I can’t hangout with any of my friends cause they’re not free :|. Man if he lived here, we could get coffee and just walk around, I know this really nice crystal shop in town we could go to.

Main street is nice this time of year, and it’s like the PERFECT walking temperature :/. We could go to thrift stores and just look at all the random things, and there’s this great coffee/sweets shop on main street that a lot of people recommended to me :///.

We could also go to a store that just sells these handmade paintings, wind chimes, and dream catchers. It’s run by a sweet old woman who’s really nice, I hope she’s doing okay :///. There’s also a lot of statues and art pieces I know about, and I know the history of around 2/3 of them.

There’s also a great shop that you can go to where almost all of those statues were made in, and it has a bronze bear in it I think. We could even paint some pottery and grab snow cones :((, I KNOW WHERE ALL OF THESE THINGS ARE IT’S NOT FAIR :(((((((!!!!!!

I also know this really cute park and it’s just :((((((, WHY DOESN’T HE LIVE HERE IT’S HOMOPHOBIC :((((((!!!!!! I mean yea he wouldn’t be allowed to come over or stay the night, but that’s okay :(. We could always go to the park and talk :((((, PLUS BEING OUTSIDE IS MORE HEALTHY THAN BEING INSIDE :((((!!!

Yea my mom would defo hate him but we’re nOT THINKING ABOUT THAT RIGHT NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

SFW

Yes he does get spammed with snaps about my dreams, no, I do not feel remorse. And yes, he also gets spammed with drawings I made while bored, and no, I do not feel remorse for that either. HE CHOSE THIS LIFE AND THIS LIFE CHOSE HIM, IT IS WHAT IT IS >:((!!!!!!!!

SFW

Actually it’s MUCH safer to sleep with a “boyfriend belt” :/, like it’s actually been proven that like, you can die without one :/. A boyfriend belt helps you NOT fall off the bed, and it helps like, keep you warm, which is probably pretty important :/.

So since he’s (my bf) NOT sleeping with a boyfriend belt, like, ever, he’s seriously risking his health :/. And as a person TRAINING TO BE IN THE MEDICAL FIELD, I can’t LET him DIE, so I OBVIOUSLY need to help :/. So, in order to make sure people are safe, I will give a public service awareness about how to be, and use, a boyfriend belt :).

In order to properly get into the boyfriend belt position, you need to do another technique doctors like to call “big spoon little spoon”, now obviously the boyfriend belt is going to be the “big spoon” and the one being buckled in is the “little spoon”, ya still with me?

Now, once in your proper roles, the boyfriend belt must then wrap one arm around the ribcage of whichever side they’re on, and the other arm will then scoop UNDER the neck and properly secure itself on top of the “little spoons” chest or shoulder. The “little spoon” then can lay on top of the arm of the “big spoon”, as if it is a oddly hard and uncomfortable pillow far too small for ones head.

Once these tasks are completed, the boyfriend belt must then pull the “little spoon” into the desired, or required, tightness. The required tightness is anything of or above “crush the soul out”. But this can change depending on disabilities, comfort, and preference :). Adjust your boyfriend belt to your comfort, and be safe :).

If not sleeping with a boyfriend belt, be aware that falling off the bed to your inevitable demise is a real possibility hundreds encounter around the globe :/. Sleep at your own risk :/.

A boyfriend belt is used to crush the second, third, etc, sleeping party into oblivion so that they are saved from falling off of the dangerous edge of the bed. They are also used as emotional support, and can be used as a source of heat if needed :). Boyfriend belts are often recharged as they are used as well, for the most obvious reasons :).

Studies show those who do not have a boyfriend belt are more likely to die day to day, some studies even suggesting that BREATHING without a boyfriend belt can be a serious health risk one needs to urgently address :). If you fear you are suffering from the well known condition “no boyfriend belt syndrome”, seek treatment out immediately :).

Anyway, /j /lh :). Have a great day gay wads

SFW

The mandatory rule is that I literally need to sit on his chest, hold his head, and squish his cheeks as I kiss his face. It’s literally the law, if that DOESN’T happen I will literally die and be sent to gay jail.

SFW

Honestly bestie, I really just wanna rant about my OCD intrusive thoughts and compulsions to a dude who ALSO has OCD so we can just feed off each other’s energy, ya know? Like “don’t you hate it when-”, “OH I FUCKING HATE THAT LIKE ONE TIME-”, “guess what someone told me today -”, “I KEEP GETTING THIS DAMN INTRUSIVE THOUGHT-”, “dude nothing’s happening rn right, cause like-”.

I just wanna have something in common with a guy so we can both bitch about it man :)))))).

to have a boy cup my face and stare deeply into my eyes before leaning in and pressing his nose against mine.

it’s the little things. when we hold hands and his thumb does the rubbing thing or he holds mine a little tighter. when he rests his head on my shoulder while reading batman. when we had our first hug and i couldn’t breathe because we were so close. the little things are so lovely.

showed him a vampire post and now we write letters to each other.

his small obsession with batman. his huge obsession with king dice. the way he rambles on about how his watch has the exact seconds and milliseconds. how he continuously tries to get me to watch jojo’s. this boy<333.

i want to give him little poetic notes that subtly tell him my feelings.

how i long to hold his hand in mine. how i long to cup his face and stare into his eyes.

you ever see a pretty boy and just melt? you feel all gooey and can’t help but smile because he’s so pretty.

constantly daydreaming about painting a boy’s (or boys’) nails, sewing on patches together, introducing them to pirate metal, sharing our current interests and then exploring new interests together.

to do a boy’s makeup and peck his nose afterwards.

instead of someone playing with my hair, they could put it up before i leave the house. put it in a pony/pig tails, braid it, half up half down, etc.

imagine having matching patches with your lover(s). ‘vampire bf’ and 'werewolf bf’, 'scientist bf’ and 'zombie bf’, 'nerd bf’ and 'gamer bf’, etc.