#neo crackhead technology
Jungwoo: Guys…I think I like boys
Johnny:Oh you didn’t know? We’ve known for like months
Jungwoo:Wait what?
Johnny: Trust me, ain’t no man can move his hips like that and be straight
Interviewer: Hello welcome, and you guys are?
Yukhei:Fabulous
Sicheng:Depressed
Yangyang:Hungery
Ten:Gay
Kun:…..Wayv?
Taeyong: What do you got there Haechan?
Haechan: Oh, you know just a Mother’s Day card for the best mother in the world
Taeyong: Aw Haechan-
Haechan: [Looks Taeyong dead in the eyes as he hands the card to Suho]
Haechan: You can’t say bubbles in a threating tone
Chenle: Bet
Later
Renjun: Hey, why is Chenle on the roof screaming bubbles?
Johnny: Why are your tongues purple?
Jeno: We had slushies, I had a blue one.
Jaemin: And I had a red one.
Johnny: Oh.
Johnny:
Johnny: OH-WAIT
Mark: You drank each other’s slushies?
Haechan: What time does judgmental express get here?
Taeyong: What are you talking about?
Johnny: Doyoung arrives at noon
Things NCT have said that you can hear:
“OH YOU ARE NANA?”
“Okayyyyyyyyyy~”
“FiGhTiNg HaEyAdWaE !¡!”
“Oh daddy”
“Ty track, ty track”
“ˢᵏᵃʳᵘᵗ”
”Whats up we’re the uh-Foregin swaggers”
“I lived in America for four years man”
“Johnnys Fashion Evaluation”
“Johns Banana?”
“NOOOoooo Chittaprrrrrrrr”
