#kpop incorrect texts
Wooyoung: I don’t like what you did last week when we were eating :/
Yeosang: And I don’t like you :/
Jongho: Someone once told me that when we take off a leather jacket we reveal another one under our shirt and I haven’t got that out of my mind ever since
Hongjoong: *reading a bedtime story to wooyoung and yeosang* And unfortunately, the pig family burned along with their small and beautiful house
Hongjoong: The man did not come back at that place and till this day, nobody has seen the leftovers of the house and the pigs
Yeosang: I would have stayed for the bbq
Hongjoong: *facepalms in disappointment*
Hongjoong: Yesterday I overheard Yunho asking Mingi: “Are you sure this is a good idea?” and Mingi replied: “Trust me, I know what I’m doing”
Hongjoong: I’ve never moved faster from one room to another in my whole life
*in a convenience store*
Seonghwa: What did you need to buy?
Jongho:Patience
Seonghwa: If something excites you and scares the hell out of you at the same time you should probably do it
Yunho, coming from the bedroom: TIME TO FUCK A BLENDER
Seonghwa:*faints*
Mingi: has anyone seen hongjoong hyung?
Hongjoong, lying face down on the floor:present
KQ: what’s up hongjoong?
hongjoong, after dealing with the rest of ateez: my freaking blood pressure
Hongjoong: I’ve decided to leave my past behind
Hongjoong:
Hongjoong: if I own you any money, I’m sorry I’ve moved on
Yunho, rushing into seongjoong’s room: GUYS THE-
Hongjoong, whispering: SHHH Yeosang just fell asleep don’t wake him up
Yunho, whispering:Oh
Seonghwa, whispering: It’s ok what’s going on?
Yunho, still whispering: The dorm’s on fire
Yeosang: Death is just an updated version of sleep. It’s sleep, but without ads or breaks.
Yunho: Isn’t it weird how some people are born with secret talents?
Yeosang: I stopped listening after “born”
Seonghwa: what would you look for in a relationship?
Yeosang: a way out
Hongjoong: What’s bad about meeting new people?
Jongho: they are new
Yeosang: they are people
Wooyoung: i’m meeting them
hendery: *eats all the chips*
kun and winwin at the poker table:
ten: i like someone who’s environmentally aware
lucas: ooh look pretty cloud
hendery: what if you kept a horse mask on 24/7 while raising a child and they thought they were raised by a human-horse hybrid and never knew any better and then one day you take off the mask
yangyang: that’s a great idea!
taeyong: no. stop
nct china line: must be nice. being rich instead of having to develop a personality
sm: shut up
nct china line: buy my silence
haechan: so are we fighting or flirting right now?
renjun: my hand is literally around your throat hyuck
haechan: that doesn’t answer my question
kun:hey
ten: -now you’re an allstar
kun: nevermind, i’m leaving
