Melissa Febos, Abandon Me

Congratulations Anthony!

You just exasperated my blooming eproctophilla.

radioactivepeasant:

(To the tune of Baby Beluga)

Baby Cthulhu in the deep R'lyeh

Schemes all night and he dreams all day,

Madness above,

And the deep below,

And a squamous lil fella on the go!

Ba-by C-thu-lu,

Ba-by C-thu-lu,

Is the water warm in your murky home

Where you lie dreaming?

Way down where the Innsmouth folk all play

Where you plot and scheme all day,

Waves rush in,

And the waves rush out,

See the madness that’s a-swirling all about!

Ba-by C-thu-lu,

Ba-by C-thu-lu,

Sing your little song, sing for all your friends,

We dread to hear you!

After the dawn when you’re warm and fed,

Snuggled up in your eldritch bed

When you wake, we’ll meet our end.

Sweet dreams, little tentacled friend!

Ba-by C-thu-lu,

Ba-by C-thu-lu,

Is the water warm in your murky home

Where you lie dreaming?

Baby Cthulu in the deep R'lyeh,

Schemes all night and he dreams all day.

Madness above,

And the deep below,

And a squamous little fella on the go!

He’s just a squamous little fella on the go!

foulserpent:

death2america:

wake up sickos, new form of bot account just dropped

Since people did not seem to mind my Les Amis WIPs, here are some from the Thénardier Siblings!

(Yes, I’m still procrastinating parts of my thesis, but no one needs to tell that to my teacher)

oh no. that’s embarrassing. that writing isn’t finished yet. but i worked really hard on it and i really like how i characterized Nagito in it, so it’s posted now. despite not having any “x reader” aspects in it.

bwooom:

“I think I will cause problems on purpose” nonbinary flag, for when you are a wizard who is going to cause problems on purpose and also you’re nonbinary

AVENGERSLOKIMYBELOVED

Daniel (Herald) and Lila (Sidestep) for @gingerbreton! They’re so sweet and cute, but Fallen Hero is so mean to them all the time

andramaquynhs:

Quỳnh: [Trying to kill Andy]

Andy: God, she’s still so hot

Nile: She’s literally trying to kill you

Andy:

Andy:She’ssohot

if you think about it donut is kind of like a cryptid

pro hero red riot and florist bakugou au…..

Thanksgiving is like:

Me: *talking to my brother* unpopular opinion but my grandparents are racist and give me depersonalization and panic attacks why do I have to visit them *has an intense amount of panic attacks*

My brother: it’s okay it’s fine dw about it

Me: u don’t even remember what u had for dinner last night

My brother: oh god what did i have for dinner last night *has a crisis*

The differences between our crisises is surreal and hilarious

Before accusing an author of fetishizing gay men, maybe check that he is not, in fact, a gay men. Sometimes gay people have different fantasies than you.

thewolfmanslayer:

lolawashere:

Never let them know your next move!

Please, you gotta watch Eddie Williams’ audition on Australia’s Got Talent 2019 until the end!

The way she stood up and said “What!?” I felt that. We all felt that.

me after blacklisting tumblr’s discourse du jour

Full offense but are you people okay