ONE HELLUVA COMMISSION FOR @the-wizard-dipper! Yah’ll know that Masters Academy AU we keep batting back n forth? Well here’s a bunch more for it! >vO now including Spectra as the schools councillor
For this round of commissions I decided to do an exploration of what the school looks like, with the added bonus of our first good look at Danny and a few funny scenes.
I’m glad to see y’all understand that Dipper’s height functions according to a scientific theory known as the “One Punch Man Principle” (OPMP for short). For those unfamiliar with the OPMP, here’s how it works: How short will Dipper be? Short enough for the situation to be demeaning for him, and therefore funny (and also cute) for everybody else (especially the audience) … UNLESS a specific situation would be made more funny by him somehow being too tall for it.
Norman: The teacher couldn’t possibly be a vampire.
Neil: *spends 15 minutes expounding the evidence*
Norman: … Well, damn, dude could legitimately be a vampite.
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Dipper: *is shy*
Mabel: *is the world’s greatest hypewoman*
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Raz: *repeatedly makes accidental mention of the secret agency he absolutely is not ever supposed to let anyone know exists*
Lili: I am 2 steps away from having to murder you.
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Coraline: Which means, naturally, Step 27 will be to kill the Queen of England.
Wybie: Not necessarily. With any luck, she’ll already be dead by the time we get to Step 27. And Steps 16, 19, and 24 could very well trigger an anti-royalist revolution in the UK.
Coraline: Oh, that’s an excellent point. Still, we should come up with a plan for regicide. Just in case.
Wybie: What are your thoughts on drones with flamethrowers?
coraline meets norman on the 7th grade camping trip, multiple schools attend each year. coraline and norman hit it off and they hang and do ghost stuff
Norman thanks Coraline is supper cool
wybie isnt there because hes either one grade above coraline or his grandma didnt sighn the form
Abilities: Can emit sabers of energy for either close range or fire multiple as projectiles. Project dragonfly-like wings that allow her to fly up to supersonic speeds (Similar to Sasha’s wings).
Dipper Pines - Violet - Intellect
Abilities: Can project and summon mental images of supernatural and paranormal creatures from the journal and other encyclopedia for combat.
Mabel Pines - Rose - Imagination
Abilities: Also projects and summons mental images but only unleashes wacky characters, cute animals and other figments of Mabel’s wild and eccentric imagination.
Lili Zanotto - Magenta - Fury
Abilities: Produces a wide variety of fauna that can cause serious damage, depending on the plant. Also amplifies her pyrokinesis and is powerful enough to turn almost anything to ash.
Razputin Aquato - Scarlet - Determination
Abilities: Power from the Calamity Stones have increased his psychic power to the point he can rip entire buildings off the ground.
Neil Downe - Orange - Strength
Abilities: Granted invulnerability and superior strength. Can project an invincible shield onto himself and others.
Norman Babcock - Chartreuse - Spirit
Abilities: His spectral powers increase tenfold and can summon hordes of undead spirits.
Wybie Lovat - Mint - Creation
Abilities: Controls and manipulates all metals and parts to create his own weapons, soldiers and even a whole mech.
ONE HELLUVA COMMISSION FOR @the-wizard-dipper! Yah’ll know that Masters Academy AU we keep batting back n forth? Well here’s a bunch more for it! >vO now including Spectra as the schools councillor
