“bro your necktie is undone let me help i swear i won’t tie it into a cute bow” - akira said, while tying it into a cute bow
What’s the point of having a boyfriend best friend if you don’t occasionally make him wear cute things just so you can stare at him and be overwhelmed by how cute he is?
Mabel: Soooooo … word on the street is you saw him … ~in dis hab illy~? Was is it ~everything~ you’ve been imagining?
Dipper: Mmmmmabel! First of all, it’s pronounced “en déshabillé” because it’s [whatever the heck the equivalent of French is in the pokémon world] and you sound like an ignoramus! Second of all, where did you even hear that?! Only he and I know, and neither of us is gonna talk about it EVER in our lives! Third of all … SHUT UP!
ONE HELLUVA COMMISSION FOR @the-wizard-dipper! Yah’ll know that Masters Academy AU we keep batting back n forth? Well here’s a bunch more for it! >vO now including Spectra as the schools councillor
For this round of commissions I decided to do an exploration of what the school looks like, with the added bonus of our first good look at Danny and a few funny scenes.
I’m glad to see y’all understand that Dipper’s height functions according to a scientific theory known as the “One Punch Man Principle” (OPMP for short). For those unfamiliar with the OPMP, here’s how it works: How short will Dipper be? Short enough for the situation to be demeaning for him, and therefore funny (and also cute) for everybody else (especially the audience) … UNLESS a specific situation would be made more funny by him somehow being too tall for it.
