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actuallyrandomrpgideas:

if youre not part of the discord and very much would like to be send me a message or comment on this post! but please, reblog it and send it around so everyone has a chance to see it!!!

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syntaxtree:

describe your dnd characters in the worst way possible

Big boy left home to do crime but he found out the real crime were the friends he found along the way.

hasn’t seen another living being in 40 years and cant function properly in society. Just wants to go home.

Left home for money. Thinks she’s super tough and intimidating. Her current quest is to stop her fave drink from being discontinued

cow man has commitment issues, joins a death boat

big spicy dad too spicy for other paladins

trees are important

That Stereotypical Elf

cockney blanket, complete with cat

Purple robot seeks friendship

Failed stand up comedian finds love in a huge punching wife and goes to Fantasy Disney Land

Demon baker seeks estranged mother, is very gay and cute

Failed experiment cat flees home with 99 other kittens, becomes a drug dealer.

Giant soft ball of cat gets abandonned in a trash can when she’s 4yo. Gets obsessed with shiny shit.

Descendent of a dragon sets everything on fire, gets kicked out of home, joins ragtag group of weirdos and continues to set everything on fire.

Local beefcake finds religion and axes, gets a lot of both. Throws axes and religion at people. Her God is a bro and a deer. Is trans.

Local half orc gets high and joins the police force in a weed fueled joy ride

Cat.

Local freckled street rat tempts fate and tries to see how many things he cane flirt and/or make out his way out off

Gay dragonborn sells his soul for rock and roll, isn’t very good at black magic or music.

Bisexual biracial woman prevails herself to be the shittiest teenager possible. Hits things with sticks.

Dragonborn paladin given second chance at life eager to throw it all away because the Wizard is a dick

Teenage girl who reaaaaaly doesn’t like lies. She’s also on fire and runs a small duchy

Brainwashing is better than murder because they’re still alive, right?

Name a Law. I’ve broken it. Vroom Vroom Motherfucker.

North Korean Loyalist but North Korea doesn’t exist anymore.

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Please list them in the reblogs, along with (approximate) alignment, class, and race! I’m making charts for Science.

I’ll start.

Duran, Human Barbarian, NG: Woodcarving, hiking, and botany.

Faust, Tiefling Paladin, CG: Reading and writing poetry, reading romance novels.

Vallorik, Dragonborn Druid, LG: Baking, weaving, and storytelling.

Lyle, Halfling Bard, NE: Card games, improvised acting, and solving/creating riddles

Kevin Goodberry, Lizardfolk Druid, CN: Gardening, cooking, and maintaining the stables.
Skamos, Tiefling Warlock, NG: Reading, practicing the mandolin, and strolling through the local market.
Veit Stonefist, air genasi monk, CG: Knitting, competitive arm wrestling, and talking to bar patrons.

Countess Faine of Felonia, Fire Genasi Paladin, LN: Reading, writing inspirational speeches

Ushra Dragonslayer, Human Ranger, NG: Helping people, teaching kids

Misriel, Woodelf Monk, CG: playing the lute, praying

 Disappointment, Halfling Warlock, LE: writing books, having an audience

Jas, Half-Elf Lich Artificer (Gunsmith)/Rogue (Assassin) /Warlock (Fiend Pact), CN: Tinkering, a good book, various hobbies throughout the ages, devising new places to keep his phylactery.

Gajinko “Jin” Chikage, Human Battle Sorcerer, NG: Magic, Doodling

Malakai Deimos, Tiefling Wild Magic Sorcerer, CN: playing the Rebec, charming others.

Nekraphane “Nek” Baerne, Drow Elf Fighter (No Archetype yet), N: Gambling

Nadaar of the Sea, Dragonborn Paladin (Oath of Vengeance): Fishing, displays of strength for the amusement of crowds.

Vuk Marin Hayes, Variant Human Gunslinger (Gunsmith Trail): Card tricks/games, tinkering on guns with the mad scientist PC when drunk.

Asleif, Human Tempest Cleric, Chaotic Neutral: getting into bar fights, being overly suspicious of anyone who has even the slightest chance of being a necromancer, trying to be the Mom Friend but failing miserably. Also she’s pretty good at sailing

Ragnel, pacifistic dragonborn fighter: singing, playing his lute, telling stories, cooking
Andor, half elf street magician without magic: Performing, sewing, working on his performance, card tricks
Bradley, human rogue: whittling, writing, hunting

Adriana, Corporate Socialite: Parties, cooking, devising diversification strategies, Casual Matrix Usage, relaxing at all
Seres, Hodge-Podge Engineer: Excessive Sex, violence, long motorcycle rides, drugs
Poly, “Freedom” Fighter Sniper: Target Practice, Exercise, writing diaries, maintaining her weaponry, star gazing.

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tinacroat:

anyarps:

i never talk about these things but i can’t remain silent.

i know tumblr doesn’t give a SHIT when things happen in countries outside the “most popular ones” (such as the usa & england). it’s true, don’t lie to me. y’all don’t give A FUCK. not every issue and problem in said countries gets the appropriate exposure but in general shit shows up on the news WORLD FREAKING  WIDE. you set up donations, you help out, your spread the word, you say “pray for x”……

southern europe is burning. 

my country is burning.

people are dying - at home, on the road, trying to run away, in their cars.

yesterday my country had 300active fires.

people are losing EVERYTHING they own.

i have a friend that is on a train right now passing through places that have been burnt to the ground and she says the smoke is so intense it’s getting inside the train and she can barely breathe.

and yet, even though several people (myself included) have been trying to bring awareness to what has been happening in southern europe… what we get from most of you, those not part of the countries suffering, is silence. we don’t ask for money, we don’t ask for shit other than a reblog to spread awareness… something you can delete in 24/48hrs if you wish. 

i don’t know what to tell you. i’m angry. i’m frustrated. i’m disappointed. i feel like i’m screaming into the void. “a reblog does nothing” - you know that’s a damn lie, you know exposure always helps, you know people start paying attention when posts on social media become popular. my country in particular is a small one, we get ZEROexposure. y’all are only starting to figure out we even fucking exist bc of the shit we’ve been winning lately. 

but hell, if the EU doesn’t give a shit, why should some user on tumblr dot com?

again, i don’t know what to tell you so i’ll let the images speak for themselves: 

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An image captured by a Nasa satellite shows a thick plume of smoke blowing southward from the Greek island of Chios over the island of Crete

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Torneros de Jamuz, Spain

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Duca, Croatia

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A helicopter from Italy’s civil protection service drops water on a fire near the railway between Venice and Trieste

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Residents take refuge on the beach as a wildfire burns on the mountain next to the village of Lithi, on the Greek island of Chios

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Men gather cattle during a forest fire in Vieira de Leiria, Marinha Grande, Portugal.

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Charred trees are seen on the hills above the Cloister of Thivaidas on Mount Athos, a World Heritage Site in Greece

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Portugal

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This is fucking important. I am glad someone fucking spoke about this and said what they had to say. The damage is terrible, and all the evergreen, stone, even the ground is black. I was fucking terrified when Croatia was burning. The fire was near a village where I like and I thought it will burn down. I thought the church will burn down. I thought the cemetery where my grandpa is buried will burn. I still remember the smell of smoke, and when I went to check how bad is fire, my clothes and hair and skin all stunk of smoke. It didn’t go away for weeks.




This is NASA’s picture of Croatia and Montenegro burning. My fucking country was burning. Fucking reblog this. I don’t care that it isn’t UK or US, or that it doesn’t go with your blog, fucking. Reblog. It.

Not my blog type, I dont care.

God please stay safe everyone, take care

A perfect example what is wrong with the media. I can’t recall hearing about it in the German news.

I had nightmares like this when I was little.

Dear gods this is horrible!

The world is on fire, literally and metaphorically.

Holy shit

Hello please don’t blame individuals for their country’s news outlets refusing to cover things. This is awful and we do care, we just need to be told it’s happening.

This shit is happening and our “news” outlets deign to report on such inconsequential things as the shenanigans of celebrities instead, and it is INFURIATING.

THIS IS IMPORTANT, PEOPLE.

THIS NEEDS MORE NOTES

Reblog, reblog, reblog.

Keep reblogging, please

I’m aware this doesn’t fit the theme. But I have access to a wide view of people and I’ll be fucking damned if I don’t say anything. THIS IS IMPORTANT

Its him!! The four inch skeleton friend!!!

I want to wish you all Happy Holidays and a wonderful New Year. This blog has been an absolute blast for what I do on it and I wouldnt have it any other way

Stay lovely people, love yourself this holiday season

Hold a few dice in your hand and shake it to hear the happy clacks. Love your inner dice goblin

dungeonqueering:

Your tabletop characters are all Valid and Good

Dependent on the alignment, they can be Valid and Evil, too.

I’m currently in two different D&D campaigns, one of which I’m playing two characters, and none of them have any fire-related powers. One is even fire-resistant.

I’m a sham.

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smolqueerkitty:

gayingmantis:

marher

Casnov


Fascinating

Dildec

Djdjdjdjd it’s sounds like dildo

Vivapr. 

Eh. COuld be worse.

Launov

Anjjun…NO

Dansep

I mean I least I can pronounce it lol

Brenov. Not bad


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sun wukong would be a great servant, but tbh i’d like to see him in something else in the fate series before grand order. he’s one of those servants that has the potential for dozens of different nps and abilities, so i’d rather see him in a position where he can use all those abilities in a plot-driven way before he’s reduced to 3 skills and a np that need to fit into pre-existing game mechanics

loving-jack-kelly:

loving-jack-kelly:

my dnd character is fun bc he’s a gay little gnome cleric who isn’t even proficient in religion

sometimes he does something really cool like destroying all the undead in a room before they even have the chance to start a fight and sometimes he swallows a broken immovable rod just to see if that will make it move and has to be gutted like a fish to get it out of him. every day is his birthday and he wholeheartedly believes that horses are male cows, but that doesn’t mean he doesn’t respect the party’s horse supersonic vanessa “two-horse” powers as the powerful trans woman she is. every day is his birthday because he doesn’t know how birthdays work and he spent a large portion of his childhood as a garden gnome because his father is the worst and he believed that the actual garden gnome statue also in the garden was his real living brother named ecnud because he read the hat backwards.

drwizard:

drwizard:

makes me insane that Leomund’s Tiny Hut is called that when it’s a fucking ten foot radius. that’s a gigantic hut. that’s nearly twice the size of my bedroom. that’s Leomund’s Average Yurt. you can’t fit that in half the rooms in a dungeon. your party doesn’t even have to sleep within whispering distance of each other in there if they don’t want to. they’re chihuahuas on a california king mattress.

i mean what is this guy comparing it to, some kind of magnificent mansion?

nilim:

You know, in the last 2 years I’ve basically only played non-DnD TTRPG systems and have gotten incredibly excited about the beautiful and wide array of interesting games out there that facilitate storytelling in so many creative ways. But by dipping my toe into systems other than DnD it has only made my dislike for those in the TTRPG twitter community who dunk on DnD (and dunk on other TTRPG creators) intensify.

You’d think I’d understand them more, but I don’t. I just really, really don’t, and those who spend all their energy and time on critizing others about the ‘popular’ systems they create or choose to engage with instead of lifting their peers up, are not the kind of people I want to be around.

Would I like it if more people played systems other than DnD? Sure. Does that make DnD bad? Absolutely not.

'Your fun is wrong’ is poison, and I’d rather not drink from that well.

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jakey-beefed-it:

hellboywearshotpants:

My primary joys as DM:

  1. Players going “woah, cool” to settings I designed
  2. Players getting attached to NPCs I designed
  3. Players roleplaying in-character arguments OR bonding moments

Absolutely, all of these, co-signed.

Any time the players take the game and run with it while I sit back and watch them rp amongst the selves or with me as an npc, no mechanics just a narrative moment we’re all keeping alive.

disgruntledmenshevikjohnmulaney:

practicingheterophobe:

BYOB (Bring Your Own Blorbo)

Tabletop roleplaying

mariejacquelyn:

‘Wish’

Casting Time: 1 action
Range: Self
Target: Self
Components: V

Wish is the mightiest spell a mortal creature can cast. By simply speaking aloud, you can alter the very foundations of reality in accord with your desires.

Find it on my Etsy!

drwizard:

drwizard:

makes me insane that Leomund’s Tiny Hut is called that when it’s a fucking ten foot radius. that’s a gigantic hut. that’s nearly four times the size of my bedroom. that’s Leomund’s Average Yurt. you can’t fit that in half the rooms in a dungeon. your party doesn’t even have to sleep within whispering distance of each other in there if they don’t want to. they’re chihuahuas on a california king mattress.

i keep seeing people in the tags compare this to something roughly like a 10x10 foot room and go “yeah that’s pretty big i guess”
i need you to know that a radius is not comparable to the side of a square.

ID: a bunch of sketched figures in a square that they mostly fill, then a circle with a lot of extra space. more details to follow. end ID

on the left is your three-foot gnome, six-foot-somethings half-orc and elf, four-foot-something dwarf, and the whatever-foot-tall DPS who refuses to take off their hooded armor and cuddle because their backstory was too fucked up and they’re shy now—plus the 5-and-a-bit-foot-long wolf that you picked up with a DC 15 animal handling check after you made sad eyes at the GM for long enough—all sleeping pretty comfortably in a 10x10 square room they found in the dungeon.

on the right is them in Leomund’s HashtagTinyLiving Hut. you could fit two more parties in there and the sad one still has room to play solitaire (literal) and brood.

ladytabletop:

ladytabletop:

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ladytabletop:

ladytabletop:

reblog with the race/species you play most often in ttrpgs in the tags

the duality of man

then there’s folks who know what they’re about

also this genre of player

but my favorite is this absolute chaos

mylordshesacactus:

There is nothing in D&D more pure and sacred than the Natural 20 of Love.

Like, when a characterin the moment is panicked or furious or desperate in some way to protect someone they love, and then the playerrolls a 20 on an extremely difficult check, and it’s the gameplay equivalent of that thing where mothers lift burning cars off their children?

The 20 of Love is proof that the dice know what they’re doing, okay.

Anyway last night our ranger got a nat 20 to find the trail of his baby sister’s kidnappers, despite the fact that she was taken with no bloodshed from a crossroads, and there had been a lot of foot traffic from people looking for her AND some light rain in the week-and-change since.

And I felt some emotions about it.

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