My army of cats apparently banded together while I was out of the house and opened the pantry and knocked over the brand new, only opened last night, family sized, expensive-because-my-pets-eat-grain-free-organic-while-I-eat-ramen, smells like a fish market, bag of cat food. Which wouldn’t be a HUGE issue except that they dumped it directly into an air grate. The entire bag went down into the duct. I just spent three hours on my ass in my kitchen, like the first Labor of Psyche, digging out and separating stinky catfood from the various detritus found in an air duct of a 110yo house. Piece by motherfucking piece. THE WHOLE BAG.
