#oihina
iwaizumi and ushijima:
oikawa and hinata:
Can u imagine Oikawa watching the Black Jackals/Adlers match far away in his Argentina apartment
And being like
“YES CHIBI-CHAN!! AND THE FAKE BLONDIE TOO! AND OMG THAT SPIKE FROM THE BACK FROM THAT WEIRD HAIRCUT DUDE!”
Why is he hyper? Well the Black Jackals are competing and kinda winning against the TWO PEOPLE OIKS HAS EVER WANTED TO DEFEAT THE MOST LMAO
Can u think of a better cheerleader for this team? Cuz I don’t.
a weight, a shape, a crater, you.
when you woke up, everything around you was but a dense, undiluted darkness.
oihina. 6.7k, rated T. angst with happy ending.
oihina sketch
What is he whispering into Oikawa’s ear i wonder?
Shouyou passed out after some formal event: a predicament.
Seijoh!Hinata AU
“Oikawa-senpai, stop calling me ‘chibi-chan’!”
ft. some headcanons attached
shouyou: *menacing but somehow still looks cute*
tooru: *threatened and amused and horny*
3rd year shouyou and a visiting oikawa dropping by for the interhigh preliminaries
no one:
oikawa: if i ever spike and shrimpy blocks it, do not avenge me, that’s MY fault, he caught ME slipping!
Broke:Only shipping KageHina
Woke:Realizing Hinata has a harem and shipping him with everybody
Hinatas teammate, confessing: it’s okay if you don’t like me back, I just wanted you to know.
Hinata, oblivious: don’t worry about it! I’m sorry I don’t feel the same way, and I’m not in a relationship or anything.
Kageyama, confused, has been “dating” Hinata since highschool: you’re not?
Kenma, oikawa, Atsumu, and Pedro: you’re n o t ?!
The entire volleyball league in Brazil and Japan: HOLY SHIT, YOU’RE NOT?!
Real and Honest Hinata Shouyou Headcanons
1.KageHina
- “I was alone, until I met you.”
- “Let’s walk home together, so g-give me a kiss goodbye!”
- “Don’t touch him, he is mine!”
- Take care of each other when one gets sick
- “Don’t talk to him! Or I’ll divorce you! Dumbass!”
2.TsukiHina
- Loves to bully Hinata
in bed- Study sessions and BDSM
- B-ible
- D-iscussion and
- S-tudy
- M-eeting
- Binge-watching Jurassic Park
- Museum Dates
- Height jokes
3.KenHina
- LetsShouyou win on video games
- Smiles at Shouyouonly
- SpoilsShouyou
- “You excite me Shouyou.”
- TextsShouyou every 5 minute because he is not gay
4.KuroHina
- Loves to get everyone’s nerves
- Teases Hinata in a flirty way (Suga-chan disapproves)
- Takes him at fast-food chains
- Pranking Bokuto
- Helps Hinata win on UNO cards to defeat Bokuto
5.OiHina
- Brings him at his school
- Shows him off that he is dating a cute junior orRrrRa cute junior dating a cute senpai like him (Iwa-chan disapproves)
- Buys him sweets everytime he sees him
- Stalking him and taking pictures of Hinata every corner. (Iwaizumi: Someone, sue this guy!)
- His fetish is imagining a cute boy like Hinata wearing his large jersey. (Iwaizumi: Kindaichi, call 911 now!)
6.UshiHina
- Brings him at school just like Trashykawa
- Study sessions just like Saltyshima
- Brings him at fancy restaurants because is a CRAZY RICH ASS BASTARD
- Asks permission to his parents (Sugamama and Dadchi) to take their son out on a date
- Momma and Dada said to STRICTLY...or else return Hinata before 10 in the evening.
7.Boku(uncle)Hina
- Hinata pushes Bokuto on a bike at the park
- Buys Hinata a shirt that says: “My senpai is an Ace, and he is super cool!”
- He buys himself a shirt FOR HIMSELF that says: “I am that one super cool senpai, who is called the Ace.”
- He buys Hinata a high-knee pads to be like a super-cool Ace like him
- He pouts dramatically when Hinata doesn’t want to play with him anymore
8.Aka(aunt)Hina
- Akaashi makes sure not to get Hinata in Bokuto and Kuroo’s influence
- Prepares him cereal
- Gives him his food cuz he’s a skinny bitch
- Loves to borrow Suga’s love child
- Takes him to the doctor when he gets sick
9.Suga(mama)Hina
- Best at giving love advices
- Tucks him in bed
- Makes sure not to get Hinata in everyone’sbad influences
- Gives him compliments
- Comforts him when he is sad
10.DadchiHina
- Laughs at dad jokes….or else
- Daichi and Sugamama sign parent’s permit on school field trip
- Told Ennoshita to babysit Hinata and the other kids
- Suga being a jealous bitch
- Hinata fears dad
Person A: Don’t talk down to me.
Person B: Well I can hardly talk up to you. You’re too short.