#on the verge of divorce line

seungmin: minho, can you help me with something?

minho, grabbing seungmin’s face: sure. you want me to teach you how to kiss?

seungmin: WHAT?! NO!

seungmin: i know how to kiss! i’ve read books!

minho: …why are you looking at me through a fork?

seungmin: i’m pretending you’re in jail

minho:why?

seungmin: it’s spiritally healing

felix: i’m immune to mean and hurtful things because chan says kind things to me every day and his love protects me

seungmin: i’m immune to mean and hurtful things because minho says mean and hurtful things to me every day so i’m prepared