#op sanji
[phone starts ringing]
Usopp, looking at who is calling: [laughs] You still call your dad ‘Daddy’?
Sanji: [answers call and makes direct eye contact with Usopp]
Sanji: Hey, Zoro.
Usopp: [chokes on his drink]
Police officer: What are your names?
Luffy: Don’t tell him, Zoro!
Police officer: [writing it down] Zoro.
Zoro: Oh, nice going, Luffy!
Police officer: Zoro and Luffy. Got it.
Zoro: We should call Nami
Luffy: I scared, call Sanji
Zoro: He can be scary too
Zoro: I could kill you if I wanted to, Sanji
Sanji: So could anyone else.
Zoro:
Sanji: So could a dog.
Zoro:
Sanji: So could a dedicated duck.
Zoro:
Sanji: You’re not special, green boy.
Sanji: I told you–
Zoro: Yes, Sanji, I know. You told me so. Thank you for the update.
Sanji: you constantly turn off your phone with a loss, I can’t even call you back and wake you up.
Zoro: it’s because of the alarm clock
Zoro: And I don’t really want to chat with someone at 6 am
Sanji: If I was thrown into prison, would you help me escape?
Zoro: No.
Sanji: Well you don’t have to say it that fast! Think about it. Let’s try again.
Sanji: If I was thrown into prison, would you-
Zoro: No.
*playing twister*
Nami: Right hand red.
Sanji: *ends up on top of Zoro*
Zoro: You’re doing this on purpose, aren’t you?
Nami: I stopped spinning like 15 minutes ago. Honestly, I’m surprised you didn’t notice.
Sanji: It’ll only take a bit. Here, you can play with this kaleidoscope I got you at the airport!
Zoro: What?! A kaleidoscope?! I’m not five-!
Zoro, immediately mezmorized: Shapes and colors, the likes of which I’ve never seen~
Tinysmoke Sanji
Can’t believe I never posted this
Okama Sanji really just out here existing and y'all really just out here ignoring her huh
- Smoke break ⚓️ -
Quick ZoSan
May I offer you some boys in these trying times?
i have absolutely no clue what to caption this with :))