#op sanji
Sanji: Asshole, where are you going?
Zoro: Well, that depends, babe. When I die, probably hell; but right now I’m going to the bathroom.
Zoro: let’s meet at 7 o'clock
Sanji: It’s already 8
Zoro: No means no
Sanji: you constantly turn off your phone with a loss, I can’t even call you back and wake you up.
Zoro: it’s because of the alarm clock
Zoro: And I don’t really want to chat with someone at 6 am
Sanji: If I was thrown into prison, would you help me escape?
Zoro: No.
Sanji: Well you don’t have to say it that fast! Think about it. Let’s try again.
Sanji: If I was thrown into prison, would you-
Zoro: No.
*playing twister*
Nami: Right hand red.
Sanji: *ends up on top of Zoro*
Zoro: You’re doing this on purpose, aren’t you?
Nami: I stopped spinning like 15 minutes ago. Honestly, I’m surprised you didn’t notice.
Sanji: It’ll only take a bit. Here, you can play with this kaleidoscope I got you at the airport!
Zoro: What?! A kaleidoscope?! I’m not five-!
Zoro, immediately mezmorized: Shapes and colors, the likes of which I’ve never seen~
The way Luffy was just ✨confused✨
Quite the same, if you’ll ask me.
Luffy’s idea of fun isn’t fun at all!
Tinysmoke Sanji
Can’t believe I never posted this
Okama Sanji really just out here existing and y'all really just out here ignoring her huh
- Smoke break ⚓️ -
Quick ZoSan
May I offer you some boys in these trying times?
i have absolutely no clue what to caption this with :))