#source pirates of the caribbean
Hydra agent #1: *Points weapon at Y/N and Bucky* What is your purpose in this base?
Hydra agent #2: Yeah. And no lies.
Y/N: Well, then, I confess, it is my intention to commandeer one of these ships.
Y/N: Pick up the rest of the Avengers in Switzerland, raid, pillage, plunder and otherwise pilfer my weasely black guts out.
Hydra agent #2: I said no lies!
Y/N and Bucky: *Looks at each other and rolls their eyes*
Y/N, to Bucky: You take idiot number one and I’ll take idiot number two.
Bucky: You got it.
*A few moments later*
Y/N: Well that was easy.
Bucky: Yeah, tell me about it.
Y/N: Say, why don’t we go get some pizza before we go pick up the others?
Bucky: Alright! But you’re paying this time.
Y/N: Aw, come on! I paid last time.
Bucky: No, you didn’t. You drove us to get pizza then you “accidentally” left your wallet in the truck, went to go get it and didn’t come back in until I paid.
Y/N: Pfft! I- thought I left it in the truck! *Mumbles* it just so happens I had it in my jacket the whole time…
Bucky: Ya know I have super hearing right?
Y/N:…
Y/N: *Starts running* Last one to the ship pays for pizza!!
Bucky: Dang it! *Starts running behind Y/N*
Spider-Gwen: “So, what’s the plan?”
Noir:“We go in and search the base for Miles”
Spider-Gwen: “And if there are bad guys?”
Noir: “We kill everyone in our path”
Spider-Gwen: “I like it. Simple, easy to remember.”
Arkham Guard: This area is off limits to patients.
Joker: I’m terribly sorry. I didn’t know. If I see one, I shall inform you immediately.
[Celebrating a successful job]
Joker: You may throw my hat, Harley.
Harley: Oh, thank you Boss!
Harley: *throws hat*
Joker: Now go get it.
Joker: Did no one come to break me out just because they missed me?
Harley: *raises hand*
Everyone else:
Ortensia: You actually were telling the truth.
Mad Doctor: I do that quite a lot, yet people are always surprised.
Davey: I’m not looking for trouble.
Spot: What a horrible way to live.
