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Wonwoo: *lying on his deathbed* *beckons to Jun*
Jun: *walks over, sobbing* Wonwoo, don’t leave me, please!
Wonwoo: *beckons to Jun furiously* C-come closer…
Jun: W-wonwoo… my greatest friend, my greatest ally, my one and only true brother. It breaks my heart to see you parting from this world so soon- *hiccups*
Wonwoo: J-Jun…
Jun: W-wonwoo…
Wonwoo: Stop with this sentimental sh*t already. Listen very closely to my commands; when I die, I want you to lower me into my grave… so you can let me down one last time.
ace: im ambidiextrous
2d: yo that’s wassup dude love who you love
Ren: Why are we lying on the ground?
Nora: You fainted, so I laid down next to you so people would think we’re just chilling.
Sebas:There is only one thing worse than dying.
Sebas:*Rips off paper revealing “Humans dying”*
Demiurge:Humans.
Sebas:No.
Simon: Harry, you stole my heart.
Harry: Simon, I don’t steal. Stealing is wrong.
Dahyun: Sure, Jihyo-unnie might be scary when she’s mad
Dahyun: but have you heard Tzuyu click her tongue?
Dahyun:[shivers]
Nayeon: I’m head under heels for you
Jeongyeon: Isn’t it head over heels?
Nayeon:no
Nayeon: step on me
Nayeon:plz
Jeongyeon:
Dahyun: Fuck you
Rest of twice: she’s trying
Sana:
Sana: I mean
Sana: [reading] One of the functions of muscle is heat generation. Huh? How?
Momo: [dancing with her abs exposed]
Sana: Ooooooh, that’s hot.
Dahyun: Yeah Netflix and chill is all well and good, but have you ever tried ice cream and crying? Now that hits different.
Horace: What’s upsetting you?
Ortensia: He’s always using common phrases wrong.
Oswald: Oh, cry me a table, Ortensia.
Kidnapper: I have your son
Finny: I don’t have a son
Kidnapper: So who’s this kid talking about snails and asking if we can go skiing?
Finny: Oh my god you have Leper!
Zach: Lord give me patience
Maxx: I think you mean “give me strength”
Zach: If the Lord gave me strength, you’d be dead
Ezekiel: you’re telling me that Julius Ceaser, who’s been dead for well over seventy years, made this salad?
Jacob: you’re not wrong with that number I just hate it
MICHAEL: Name a more iconic duo than my crippling fear of abandonment and my rage. I’ll wait.
ALEX: You and me.
MICHAEL, tearing up: Okay.
