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Aura:Whoa ugh Demiurge, you’re being a little-
Demiurge:Obstreperous? Recalcitrant? Truculent?
Aura: I was going to say “cray-cray”.
Demiurge:Forgive me lord ainz, we have already tried things the simple way.
Ainz: No we didn’t!
Demiurge:I did it in my head. It didn’t work.
Albedo:I sent good vibes your way.
Albedo:They are coming.
Albedo:There’s nothing you can do to stop them.
Ainz:..This is the most threatening way I’ve ever been cheered up.
Demiurge:Well, it’s time to move onto Plan 2.
Albedo:Plan B, you mean?
Demiurge: That would insinuate I have only 26 plans.
Ainz:You’re surprisingly mature for a child.
Nemu:Thanks, it’s the trauma.
Ainz: I feel like I’ve died and gone to heaven.
Demiurge:I have that dream too my lord, but I go in the other direction.
Shalltear:So, why does Juliet kill herself?
Demiurge:Because without her Romeo she has no reason to live.
Shalltear:Oh. You can tell this play was written by a man.
Demiurge:That would go against my moral compass.
Ainz: Your moral compass is a fucking roulette wheel!
Ainz:From now on, we will be using codenames to address each other. I will be “Eagle One”.
Ainz:Shalltear is “Been There Done That”.
Ainz:Albedo is “Currently Doing That”.
Ainz :Narberal is “It Happened Once In A Dream”.
Ainz:Demiurge, codename, “If I Had To Pick A Dude”.
Ainz:And Cocytus will be…“Eagle Two.”
Cocytus: Thank. The. Supreme. Beings.
Demiurge: Why do people believe I’m incapable of doing anything nice?
Ainz:Experience.
Neuronist:I wouldn’t be caught dead in that dress.
Albedo:You’dhave to be dead for six months to fit in that dress.
Narberal:Lady Albedo you are so good looking. Forgive me for asking but I don’t understand, are you single by choice?
Aura: Yeah, but not by her choice.
Albedo: *From the dining room* Dinner’s on the table my lord.
Ainz:*Rushes into the room*.
Albedo:*Laying on the table seductively*.
Ainz:But it’s lasagna night.
Albedo:Everyone, I told lord Ainz that I loved him!
Shalltear:What else is new?
Narberal:..
Albedo:..OH. And he said it back!
Shalltear:WAIT WHAT?!
Narberal:OH CONGRATULATIONS LADY ALBEDO!
Yuri:Excuse me? What do you mean you’re not coming to my tea party?
Narberal:Lord Ainz has orderd that I complete the misson as soon as possible.
Narberal:Therefore no, I cannot attend the monthly tea party meeting.
Yuri:But Nabe! I mADE BISCUITS!
Ainz: Why was six afraid of seven?
Demiurge:I’d assume it is because seven is a prime number and prime numbers can be very intimidating further more -
Ainz:Because seven ate nine.
Demiurge:Oh.
Ainz:*Whispering* Hey Mare don’t tell the others, but you’re my favourite.
Mare: Um..I think they’re aware.
AlbedoandShalltear:*Death Glare*.
Brain: You don’t look evil.
Shalltear:Make-up helps.
