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In our prior battle, our gnome had opened a portal to the plane of air elementals which, as our GM informed us, is very easy to open but very hard to close.

Gnome: Wait… It’s hard to close from here. So WHAT IF

Ranger: Don’t do thi-

Gnome: WHAT IF I go into the plane of air elementals and close that portal and then open a new one here come back through it, and THEN close that portal.

GM: Sure, if you want to risk opening a portal on the other side of the world.

Gnome: …. I’ll get back to you.

The druid is sneaking through the camp site and a few soldiers start walking towards her general direction.

Druid: Uhhh I TURN INTO A TREE.

DM: The camp you’re sneaking through is in an open field.

Druid Player: Shit.

Soldier: Has that tree always been there?

Druid: I’ve been here for weeks!

DM: Roll bluff.

Druid Player: Crit.

Soldier: Well the tree would know better than us I suppose!

We had just found the cleric’s mom crucified in town, took her down and let her rest.

Cleric: Mom, how are you doing?

Mom: Well I’m hanging in there.

Cleric: Mom.