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/ — i just thought of this and was like ‘ y e s ’ so ur welcome

• you ? like to cook ?? they’re all over you the second they find out .
• it has been way too long since they’ve had a proper meal . they’ve been dining on blood and take out , so they really need a change .
• you make them a nice , home cook meal with whatever you can find . you end up having to start a tiny fire to cook the ingredients since they don’t exactly have stove tops in their cave—
• paul and marko make a fucking mess . they say sorry , and you’re just like‍♀️

“c’mon babe, it’s just a spill!”

“i swear, i will cook with your blood if you make another mess.”

• after the first meal , they want you to cook all the time . no matter where you are or what time of night , they’re dashing to your place ( or place in the cave ) for some food . they’re always hungry dude .
• sometimes , if you’re angry at one of them , you’ll cook what they absolutely hate and they have no choice but to say ‘ yUmMy! ’ so you’re happy with them .
• david adores fucking giant feasts , marko is a simp for sweet foods , and honestly paul and dwayne will eat anything . though they all love ( most of ) all your food !
• dwayne will always tell you soft compliments about your food . honestly , anything you cook is his comfort food .
• paul low key tries to be all romantic while cooking . you’ll just be mixing up a salad or something and the next thing you know , his arms are wrapped around your waist and he’s pulling you close to him .
• if david helps you cook , he ain’t given out any hugs or anything . he’ll simply tease you instead .

“no hugs? please?”

“you just wrestled garlic. no thank you.”

• if marko helps you , he will no doubt go off the recipe or ignore your instructions . he’s a wildcard of course , so chances are he ends up making a whole damn meal instead of a light snack .
• and finally , dwayne loves to dish out kisses will cooking . honestly , he’ll do anything you say for kisses . he’s a stoic simp and you can’t deny it .
• honestly , no matter what you cook , i can guarantee that all of them will at least make one flirty comment directed to you .

Dating Marko Would Include….

First time writing for my favorite lost boy. I’m so excited. Warning, long asf

• Love Language being biting. Oh come in, you really expect Marko to keep his hands and fangs to himself?
• Is romantic believe it or not. Behind the violent/ tough image people see him be is a sweet man
• Getting close to Paul since him and Marko are besties.
• Being slightly intimadated by David (but then again who isn’t?)
• Keeps you as far away from Max as possible.
• And of course Star tries to warn you about the boys it’s sweet that she cares enough but you tell her you know what your getting into.
• Is very wild, hyper and fun to be around but he doesn’t mind being more calm and chill with you. It’s actually is one of his things; he would cuddling you in his nest at the cave than causing mischief on the borderwalk any day.
• The dates consist of sneaking into places like the movies, going on rides, visiting your or his favorite restaurants, graffiti random places(that’s Markos favorite thing to do)
• It doesn’t matter if what you draw/graffiti is a stick person, Marko will say you are better than Leonardo DaVinci ☺️
• Likes to watch you do simple things. You have his full attention anytime you are around. He will just lean on a wall or something and just watch you be you and just falls even more in love.
• Is like a proud dad when you meet his pigeons and is even more happy when they start to like you and fly to you when your in the cave.
• Will send you notes via pigeon so you become accustomed to the sight of a pigeon tapping it’s beak on your bedroom window.
• Is an artsy person so 9 times out of 10 when he pulls out his sketchbook he draws you-and half of the time he doesn’t tell you that he has. Just let’s you find out for yourself.
• Makes your heart skip a beat seeing the way your vampire boyfriend draws you.
• The first time you let him draw you naked is a very intimate thing which leads to very soft and romantic sex.
• Gives you Spiderman kisses. (another one of his favorite things to do)
• You can just be sitting on the couch and then here comes Marko flying upside down in front of you with a cheeky smile on his face.
• Is very observant despite his wild nature. He just can understand you without speaking at all.
• Is your bodyguard tbh.
• Let’s say him and the boys have to go feed leaving you alone for a little bit and some surf nazi bothers you. You don’t know how but he always appears right before the surf nazi tries to lay his hands on you. Just poof! magic Werid vampire ablilties ig.
• Definitely knows when your trying to hide something, he says it’s his vampire intuition.
• Knows you better than you know yourself.
• Likes to steal gifts for you big and small things. If he sees you staring at something in a store- don’t bother even trying to speed your money. You’ll have it before the night is over with
• You got blackout curtains so he can sleep over during the day. He just lays on your chest sleeping soundly and whines when you get up.
• The sex is absolutely amazing. He knows your body, knows how to make you cum, knows how to make you squirt and by the end of it all you can’t walk
• This boy has the highest sexdrive you have ever seen.
• The moment the old hickeys and bite marks disappear is when you get new ones
• Yes yes being in a relationship with Marko is amazing….
• But not everything is sunshine and peaches.
• Marko’s temper gets the best of him sometimes which results into a lot of fights because of it.
• Can be hot and cold sometimes
• At the beginning of yalls relationship he had the tendency to go MIA for a few days ( you can decide whether this is before you found out there secret or after) and it would make you worried.
• Yall talked about it and he promises not to do it anymore.
• Jealousy knows Marko well
• Sometimes it can get in the way when you run into a guy friend from your high school
• The arguments can differ. It could be you yelling and Marko giving you the silent treatment or if it’s bad enough both of you will have a screaming match at Paul or the other boys have to break yall apart.
• Marko would never lay his hands on you no matter how angry he is. He has a sneaky suspension that the boys think he will which makes him even more angrier because you are his sun, his other half,- he loves you so much and too much that it hurts to think of him hurting you.
• But back on topic
• That type of argument can leave yall not talking for days
• Marko is stubborn there is no doubt about that. So he can totally go days without talking and just pretend like you don’t exist.
• Which hurts you a lot
• If you made him mad it will be even harder to talk to him since he just ignores you.
• If he made you mad then two can play at that game, if he tries to talk to you you will give him the same energy he gives you.
• Now he knows how it feels.
• When yall do make up(it depends on the level of the argument) sometimes Paul will make yall make up.
• Claiming how he is tried of Marko sulking and shit
• But when yall do make up yall kind of just cry?
• Like days without talking can pile up tons of guilt for both sides of the argument, no matter who was in the right or who was in the wrong.
• And Marko ain’t the one to really cry like that.
• But he just does because you don’t deserve the way he treats you.
• He thinks to himself that he doesn’t deserve you at all.
• That you deserve someone who doesn’t have a temper or anger issues.
• But you remind him that you love him just the way he is.
• And after one peculiar argument he decides that maybe some things should change
• So he tries to be better
• You notice this and the boys notice this as well
• Even Max did.
• You do the same, try to be better at things if you seen it was doing more bad to you and Marko’s relationship then good.
• The relationship is isn’t perfect by any means
• But both of you wouldn’t want it any other way.

The Lost boys Giving Head Headcannons (Seperate)

If ya don’t like smut related headcannons, then turn back now… You have been warned. Also the this kind of turned into a “What sex is like with him” but oh well I may or may not have gotten carried away.

David

• Will 100% deny you your orgasm
• Just teases the fuck out of you cuz that’s just how David rolls.
• But it really depends, he could either deny you your orgasm until your begging him to give you it or he will overstimulate you until you are begging him to stop.
• But if you actually really do need to stop and uses yall’s safe word he will and just be gentle and patient (soft David alert)
• Either way your going to be begging for him
• But if you are being a brat he will just won’t give you anything and leave you desperate for fucking hours.
• But not all of the times are like this.
• He can actually be gentle and vanilla which may or may not be surprising to you peeps.
• Especially if you had a bad day and you just want to relax
• He’ll leave the rough n’ teasing for another day, now he sees you just need to get your mind of stuff and he is here to do it.
• And get this, he just volunteers you don’t have to ask him or nothing it’s like he is a mind reader(well he duh he kinda is)
• Just takes off his gloves and his coat and just gets busy
• And if he so happens to make you squirt he will have the biggest grin on his face.
• The first time I believe would be like total accident but now everytime he uses his fingers his goal is to make you squirt at least twice
• Your legs will be shaking and trembling for a while and you probably won’t be able to walk afterwards.
• But this is all from him giving head, imagine if he really fucked you.☠️
• Rip You

Paul

• This boy loves to give and get head so you probably won’t even have to ask with him either. Just give him a little hint hint and he’ll be tearing your underwear off you.
• Acts like he is a starving man honestly.
• Will moan while giving you head which will make you turned on even more more turned on.
• Will make you ride his face. No questions asked. He is a vampire, he doesn’t need to fucking breath and even if he did. It would be a glorious way to die in his eyes:)
• The only time he would overstimulate is because he just can’t seem to get away.
• His fingers are
• Will smoke a blunt or a cigarette afterwards and he makes that shit look HOT
• Likes to tease in certain occasions, might deny you an orgasm here and there.
• If you need to use your safeword he will immediately ask if you what’s wrong and be so concerned. Would feel guilty if he accidentally pushed past your limit. And might even start crying. (Paul’s a sensitive boy ok?)
• He cares very much about your comfort during seggsy time. (which we stan)
• He’s been trying to make you squirt but hasn’t been successful but the one time he wasn’t trying to, you squirt ☠️
• And when I tell you the boys face just lit up it was like a child getting that one toy they’ve been looking at ever since they gotten in the store.
• He really doesn’t care if it gets on his clothes.
• Will make you squirt as much as you can(might need to change the sheets afterwards)

Marko

• I’m getting MAJOR switch vibes from Marko.
• So he would either make you beg from him OR he would beg you to taste you if you are a dom or a switch.
• Definitely see him whining when you pull away because it became to much.
• Might call you mommy or any other name you like
• You got a violent, hyper vampire boy on his knees calling you mommy/daddy
• But don’t be fooled by this, I said switch for a reason.
• He can be a little shit if he wants too.
• After a hunt he can get a little cra cra and will overstimulate the shit out of you.
• I feel like he does a contest with himself if how many times he can make you cum and sets a time limit for himself.
• This boy is competitive even with himself
• But if you actually need to stop he will and give you some sweet aftercare(AFTERCARE IS ALWAYS NEEDED)
• Can also see him being on the romantic side. Might light a few candles, a rosey bath, and even play some music in the background. He can be very sweet.
• Especially if you’ve had a bad day, or yall had a bad fight make up head is always the best.
• Very in tune with your body.
• Will make eye contact while giving you head and he WILL make you keep eye contact with him or he will stop.
• This art hands are showing out man. As he is good with his tongue he is extremely good with his hands.
• Like David makes you squirt on complete accident but does not complain not one bit
• Makes you squirt as many times as possible. And might not care if you get his jacket wet.
• Now that’s a big deal since his jacket is his number one

Dwayne

• It’s always the quiet ones you gotta watch out for
• He can be gentle, he can be rough HONEY THAT’S UP TO YOU
• If this so happens to be your first time getting head that he wants to make it memorable :)
• The man knows how to use his fingers.
• Definitely will praise you for the littlest things too.
• Will have hold your hands while he is giving you head.
• Eye contact with this man too.
• His rough is… Oh my god you won’t have a voice when he is done with you.
• He could go for HOURS
• Pros of being a vampire
• Checks in on you if he feels like he is going to hard on you(sweet boi he is)
• And if he does then he will instantly stop everything his doing and go into aftercare mode.
• If you’d want to continue he will ask you 1000 times are you sure.
• Seriously don’t NOT judge his looks he may be sweet and while he can be gentle he can take a full turn and be the most dominant person in bed.
• His fingers work like magic he he doing spells down there.
• Gives you a tone of compliments in between
• He will definitely make you squirt either by accident or intentionally he is just that good ‍♀️
• Always has this little smirk on his face when he does too and you don’t know if that makes you annoyed or turned on (hell maybe it’s both)
• Will make you squirt as much as he can and does not care if he gets it on his jacket. Boy don’t give to flying fucks.

Going to Walmart with The Lost Boys

I couldn’t not stop thinking about this so I had to write it HEHEHE.

• All I have to say is good luck because you are going to need it.
• A lot of it.
• Don’t be surprised if you get banned from Walmart.
• Honestly the whole time you felt like a Mother trying to control her roudy kids.
• Dwayne was the only one that was helpful
• It was time to do your monthly shopping and being clingy, the boys wanted to come with you and you agreed.
• First mistake
• When you all got there (by your car) you have Paul who wanted to ride in the buggy. Which you said no because of 2 reasons 1.you need the space for groceries ofc and 2. Paul was a heavy mf and there is no way your going to spend 2 + hours pushing him.
• Halfway through with your shopping you find out that Marko is missing and you freak out until you found him look at the fish tanks in the back

“Marko! Jesus you almost gave me a heart attack!”

“You think I’ll be able to buy one and take it back to the cave? ”

• When he meant buy he meant steal and you said absolutely not because there is no way he is able to take a fish back and is able to keep it alive on the way
• But hey it’s Marko were talking about so who fucking knows what he got up his colorful sleeves.
• Paul is that one person that goes to the kids isle and play with the toys. You will have to drag him away from the isle and don’t be surprised if you have to buy something like a stuff animal or something just so you can get him out of the isle.
• Basically bribery
• Him and Marko would definitely put random shit in the cart. Weather it is food, candy, etc if they like something they are going to put it in the cart.

“Paul. You do not need that much candy”

“Why not?”

“Babe.. your a vampire you don’t even need to eat human food for crying out loud.”

“But that doesn’t mean food isn’t good. ”

• The one time you relented and bought him a full bag of candy he downed it within a few hours and got a stomache, something you didn’t know vampires could get.
• Lesson Learned:Never buy Paul a full bag of candy.
• And David(the sneaky bastard) goes into other people’s carts and just takes the shit your looking for.
• Like if someone grabbed the last item of something don’t be surprised if you see it in your cart or an angry shopper approaching you claiming you stole something from their cart.
• You have to snatch his cigarettes because he kept trying to pull them out to smoke.

“David you can’t smoke in here!”

“Says who?”

“Says me. ”

• He did get a little pouty when you took his cigarettes and that made you almost feel bad. Keyword: Almost.
• But it was cute seeing him all pouty you just had to give him a kiss on his pouty lips.
• And Dwayne.
• Sweet Sweet Dwayne.
• He is just as chaotic as the other boys but if you genuinely need help he’ll stop for a little while to help you. It’s not like the other boys won’t help you think of it as the first one to respond when you need it.
• If your short and something is out of reach, he either gets it for you or gets it even more out of your reach, it’s one of those two.
• If Laddie tags along you have to buy him something. It’s either because you became a mother figure to the little boy or he uses those puppy dog eyes on you so you couldn’t say no.
• It warmed Dwayne’s unbeating heart to see you buy stuff for Laddie even if he wasn’t there.

“You reckon this is Laddie’s size?”

• All the boys just feel for you even more after you first bought something for Laddie.
• But the one thing they all do is help you but the grocery in your back trunk.
• And they obviously have a contest on who can carry the most bags.
• Its a miracle if yall didn’t get kicked on the first time you went to Walmart with them.
• Each time you say you are never going to Walmart with them again but everytime the employees see you, their is always 4 roudy men and a little boy following close behind you.

Very tempted to just write a Marko fanfiction right now Like I am THIS close into announcing I’m writing a Marko ff

Very tempted to add Billy Hargrove as a Lost Boys rn.

JUST LOOK AT HIM!!! He has the vibes for it you can’t convince me otherwise. THE EARRING!!!! Him and David would definitely clash, Paul and Him would get high as fuck. Him and Marko would just fuck around with the people on the Boderwalk,and be on that deep level shit bro like-And tell me his first kill wouldn’t be Neil. After the shit he has put Billy through. All of that pent up anger would just make him kill Neil (accidentally or not).

He would not ditch his Camero tho. That thing is his pride and joy. Don’t know how but he and the boys would just have races on the beach and pull up to the Boderwalk and now all of a sudden you see 5 fine ass men pull up getting off their badass vehicles and there they go to terrorize people.

I’m already thinking of like a whole backstory on how he would became the last lost boys. Billy would be a better choice then Michael when it came to turning fr fr. Should I write him as a lost boy guys? Let me know cuz this sounds really exciting.

Would they try Pegging?

I’ve been thinking about this for ages

David

• Absolutely not
• Look I’m sorry, but I just don’t see David trying out pegging
• Like I just can’t picture it my guy‍♀️

Dwayne

• MAYBE
• It’s gonna take a lot of convincing for him to try it.
• And it’s probably going to be a one time thing if he does try it. Probably a 50% chance he would like it.
• Feel like he would be kind of silent with a grunt every now and then.

Paul

• HELL YES!
• Like I can definitely see Paul trying it out
• Probably will be the one who brings it up to you
• Will moan and whimper. Don’t care who the he’ll hears him.
• Will like it and will add it to yalls sex routine to spice it up cuz that’s just how Paul is.

Marko

• Will try and but would want to be in charge.
• So he would be on top.
• Will whimper and moan like Paul but will be shy about it .
• Hiding in your neck and shit.
• Is surprised when he cums without being touched.
• Is surprised with himself that he likes it and sex for yall will never be the same.