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/ — i just thought of this and was like ‘ y e s ’ so ur welcome

• you ? like to cook ?? they’re all over you the second they find out .
• it has been way too long since they’ve had a proper meal . they’ve been dining on blood and take out , so they really need a change .
• you make them a nice , home cook meal with whatever you can find . you end up having to start a tiny fire to cook the ingredients since they don’t exactly have stove tops in their cave—
• paul and marko make a fucking mess . they say sorry , and you’re just like‍♀️

“c’mon babe, it’s just a spill!”

“i swear, i will cook with your blood if you make another mess.”

• after the first meal , they want you to cook all the time . no matter where you are or what time of night , they’re dashing to your place ( or place in the cave ) for some food . they’re always hungry dude .
• sometimes , if you’re angry at one of them , you’ll cook what they absolutely hate and they have no choice but to say ‘ yUmMy! ’ so you’re happy with them .
• david adores fucking giant feasts , marko is a simp for sweet foods , and honestly paul and dwayne will eat anything . though they all love ( most of ) all your food !
• dwayne will always tell you soft compliments about your food . honestly , anything you cook is his comfort food .
• paul low key tries to be all romantic while cooking . you’ll just be mixing up a salad or something and the next thing you know , his arms are wrapped around your waist and he’s pulling you close to him .
• if david helps you cook , he ain’t given out any hugs or anything . he’ll simply tease you instead .

“no hugs? please?”

“you just wrestled garlic. no thank you.”

• if marko helps you , he will no doubt go off the recipe or ignore your instructions . he’s a wildcard of course , so chances are he ends up making a whole damn meal instead of a light snack .
• and finally , dwayne loves to dish out kisses will cooking . honestly , he’ll do anything you say for kisses . he’s a stoic simp and you can’t deny it .
• honestly , no matter what you cook , i can guarantee that all of them will at least make one flirty comment directed to you .

Why Michael why

Dating Marko Would Include….

First time writing for my favorite lost boy. I’m so excited. Warning, long asf

• Love Language being biting. Oh come in, you really expect Marko to keep his hands and fangs to himself?
• Is romantic believe it or not. Behind the violent/ tough image people see him be is a sweet man
• Getting close to Paul since him and Marko are besties.
• Being slightly intimadated by David (but then again who isn’t?)
• Keeps you as far away from Max as possible.
• And of course Star tries to warn you about the boys it’s sweet that she cares enough but you tell her you know what your getting into.
• Is very wild, hyper and fun to be around but he doesn’t mind being more calm and chill with you. It’s actually is one of his things; he would cuddling you in his nest at the cave than causing mischief on the borderwalk any day.
• The dates consist of sneaking into places like the movies, going on rides, visiting your or his favorite restaurants, graffiti random places(that’s Markos favorite thing to do)
• It doesn’t matter if what you draw/graffiti is a stick person, Marko will say you are better than Leonardo DaVinci ☺️
• Likes to watch you do simple things. You have his full attention anytime you are around. He will just lean on a wall or something and just watch you be you and just falls even more in love.
• Is like a proud dad when you meet his pigeons and is even more happy when they start to like you and fly to you when your in the cave.
• Will send you notes via pigeon so you become accustomed to the sight of a pigeon tapping it’s beak on your bedroom window.
• Is an artsy person so 9 times out of 10 when he pulls out his sketchbook he draws you-and half of the time he doesn’t tell you that he has. Just let’s you find out for yourself.
• Makes your heart skip a beat seeing the way your vampire boyfriend draws you.
• The first time you let him draw you naked is a very intimate thing which leads to very soft and romantic sex.
• Gives you Spiderman kisses. (another one of his favorite things to do)
• You can just be sitting on the couch and then here comes Marko flying upside down in front of you with a cheeky smile on his face.
• Is very observant despite his wild nature. He just can understand you without speaking at all.
• Is your bodyguard tbh.
• Let’s say him and the boys have to go feed leaving you alone for a little bit and some surf nazi bothers you. You don’t know how but he always appears right before the surf nazi tries to lay his hands on you. Just poof! magic Werid vampire ablilties ig.
• Definitely knows when your trying to hide something, he says it’s his vampire intuition.
• Knows you better than you know yourself.
• Likes to steal gifts for you big and small things. If he sees you staring at something in a store- don’t bother even trying to speed your money. You’ll have it before the night is over with
• You got blackout curtains so he can sleep over during the day. He just lays on your chest sleeping soundly and whines when you get up.
• The sex is absolutely amazing. He knows your body, knows how to make you cum, knows how to make you squirt and by the end of it all you can’t walk
• This boy has the highest sexdrive you have ever seen.
• The moment the old hickeys and bite marks disappear is when you get new ones
• Yes yes being in a relationship with Marko is amazing….
• But not everything is sunshine and peaches.
• Marko’s temper gets the best of him sometimes which results into a lot of fights because of it.
• Can be hot and cold sometimes
• At the beginning of yalls relationship he had the tendency to go MIA for a few days ( you can decide whether this is before you found out there secret or after) and it would make you worried.
• Yall talked about it and he promises not to do it anymore.
• Jealousy knows Marko well
• Sometimes it can get in the way when you run into a guy friend from your high school
• The arguments can differ. It could be you yelling and Marko giving you the silent treatment or if it’s bad enough both of you will have a screaming match at Paul or the other boys have to break yall apart.
• Marko would never lay his hands on you no matter how angry he is. He has a sneaky suspension that the boys think he will which makes him even more angrier because you are his sun, his other half,- he loves you so much and too much that it hurts to think of him hurting you.
• But back on topic
• That type of argument can leave yall not talking for days
• Marko is stubborn there is no doubt about that. So he can totally go days without talking and just pretend like you don’t exist.
• Which hurts you a lot
• If you made him mad it will be even harder to talk to him since he just ignores you.
• If he made you mad then two can play at that game, if he tries to talk to you you will give him the same energy he gives you.
• Now he knows how it feels.
• When yall do make up(it depends on the level of the argument) sometimes Paul will make yall make up.
• Claiming how he is tried of Marko sulking and shit
• But when yall do make up yall kind of just cry?
• Like days without talking can pile up tons of guilt for both sides of the argument, no matter who was in the right or who was in the wrong.
• And Marko ain’t the one to really cry like that.
• But he just does because you don’t deserve the way he treats you.
• He thinks to himself that he doesn’t deserve you at all.
• That you deserve someone who doesn’t have a temper or anger issues.
• But you remind him that you love him just the way he is.
• And after one peculiar argument he decides that maybe some things should change
• So he tries to be better
• You notice this and the boys notice this as well
• Even Max did.
• You do the same, try to be better at things if you seen it was doing more bad to you and Marko’s relationship then good.
• The relationship is isn’t perfect by any means
• But both of you wouldn’t want it any other way.

Watching The Lost Boys

But I’m am obviously gonna stop it just right before the Frog Brothers enter the cave because beyond that line is nothing but pain and despair

The Lost boys Giving Head Headcannons (Seperate)

If ya don’t like smut related headcannons, then turn back now… You have been warned. Also the this kind of turned into a “What sex is like with him” but oh well I may or may not have gotten carried away.

David

• Will 100% deny you your orgasm
• Just teases the fuck out of you cuz that’s just how David rolls.
• But it really depends, he could either deny you your orgasm until your begging him to give you it or he will overstimulate you until you are begging him to stop.
• But if you actually really do need to stop and uses yall’s safe word he will and just be gentle and patient (soft David alert)
• Either way your going to be begging for him
• But if you are being a brat he will just won’t give you anything and leave you desperate for fucking hours.
• But not all of the times are like this.
• He can actually be gentle and vanilla which may or may not be surprising to you peeps.
• Especially if you had a bad day and you just want to relax
• He’ll leave the rough n’ teasing for another day, now he sees you just need to get your mind of stuff and he is here to do it.
• And get this, he just volunteers you don’t have to ask him or nothing it’s like he is a mind reader(well he duh he kinda is)
• Just takes off his gloves and his coat and just gets busy
• And if he so happens to make you squirt he will have the biggest grin on his face.
• The first time I believe would be like total accident but now everytime he uses his fingers his goal is to make you squirt at least twice
• Your legs will be shaking and trembling for a while and you probably won’t be able to walk afterwards.
• But this is all from him giving head, imagine if he really fucked you.☠️
• Rip You

Paul

• This boy loves to give and get head so you probably won’t even have to ask with him either. Just give him a little hint hint and he’ll be tearing your underwear off you.
• Acts like he is a starving man honestly.
• Will moan while giving you head which will make you turned on even more more turned on.
• Will make you ride his face. No questions asked. He is a vampire, he doesn’t need to fucking breath and even if he did. It would be a glorious way to die in his eyes:)
• The only time he would overstimulate is because he just can’t seem to get away.
• His fingers are
• Will smoke a blunt or a cigarette afterwards and he makes that shit look HOT
• Likes to tease in certain occasions, might deny you an orgasm here and there.
• If you need to use your safeword he will immediately ask if you what’s wrong and be so concerned. Would feel guilty if he accidentally pushed past your limit. And might even start crying. (Paul’s a sensitive boy ok?)
• He cares very much about your comfort during seggsy time. (which we stan)
• He’s been trying to make you squirt but hasn’t been successful but the one time he wasn’t trying to, you squirt ☠️
• And when I tell you the boys face just lit up it was like a child getting that one toy they’ve been looking at ever since they gotten in the store.
• He really doesn’t care if it gets on his clothes.
• Will make you squirt as much as you can(might need to change the sheets afterwards)

Marko

• I’m getting MAJOR switch vibes from Marko.
• So he would either make you beg from him OR he would beg you to taste you if you are a dom or a switch.
• Definitely see him whining when you pull away because it became to much.
• Might call you mommy or any other name you like
• You got a violent, hyper vampire boy on his knees calling you mommy/daddy
• But don’t be fooled by this, I said switch for a reason.
• He can be a little shit if he wants too.
• After a hunt he can get a little cra cra and will overstimulate the shit out of you.
• I feel like he does a contest with himself if how many times he can make you cum and sets a time limit for himself.
• This boy is competitive even with himself
• But if you actually need to stop he will and give you some sweet aftercare(AFTERCARE IS ALWAYS NEEDED)
• Can also see him being on the romantic side. Might light a few candles, a rosey bath, and even play some music in the background. He can be very sweet.
• Especially if you’ve had a bad day, or yall had a bad fight make up head is always the best.
• Very in tune with your body.
• Will make eye contact while giving you head and he WILL make you keep eye contact with him or he will stop.
• This art hands are showing out man. As he is good with his tongue he is extremely good with his hands.
• Like David makes you squirt on complete accident but does not complain not one bit
• Makes you squirt as many times as possible. And might not care if you get his jacket wet.
• Now that’s a big deal since his jacket is his number one

Dwayne

• It’s always the quiet ones you gotta watch out for
• He can be gentle, he can be rough HONEY THAT’S UP TO YOU
• If this so happens to be your first time getting head that he wants to make it memorable :)
• The man knows how to use his fingers.
• Definitely will praise you for the littlest things too.
• Will have hold your hands while he is giving you head.
• Eye contact with this man too.
• His rough is… Oh my god you won’t have a voice when he is done with you.
• He could go for HOURS
• Pros of being a vampire
• Checks in on you if he feels like he is going to hard on you(sweet boi he is)
• And if he does then he will instantly stop everything his doing and go into aftercare mode.
• If you’d want to continue he will ask you 1000 times are you sure.
• Seriously don’t NOT judge his looks he may be sweet and while he can be gentle he can take a full turn and be the most dominant person in bed.
• His fingers work like magic he he doing spells down there.
• Gives you a tone of compliments in between
• He will definitely make you squirt either by accident or intentionally he is just that good ‍♀️
• Always has this little smirk on his face when he does too and you don’t know if that makes you annoyed or turned on (hell maybe it’s both)
• Will make you squirt as much as he can and does not care if he gets it on his jacket. Boy don’t give to flying fucks.

Can’t get this image out of my head of Billy Hargove being apart of the lost boys. He would fit in so well but would clash with David alot.

Like don’t be surprised if you see me write Billy as a lost boy

LIKE TELL ME YOU DON’T SEE IT!

Going to Walmart with The Lost Boys

I couldn’t not stop thinking about this so I had to write it HEHEHE.

• All I have to say is good luck because you are going to need it.
• A lot of it.
• Don’t be surprised if you get banned from Walmart.
• Honestly the whole time you felt like a Mother trying to control her roudy kids.
• Dwayne was the only one that was helpful
• It was time to do your monthly shopping and being clingy, the boys wanted to come with you and you agreed.
• First mistake
• When you all got there (by your car) you have Paul who wanted to ride in the buggy. Which you said no because of 2 reasons 1.you need the space for groceries ofc and 2. Paul was a heavy mf and there is no way your going to spend 2 + hours pushing him.
• Halfway through with your shopping you find out that Marko is missing and you freak out until you found him look at the fish tanks in the back

“Marko! Jesus you almost gave me a heart attack!”

“You think I’ll be able to buy one and take it back to the cave? ”

• When he meant buy he meant steal and you said absolutely not because there is no way he is able to take a fish back and is able to keep it alive on the way
• But hey it’s Marko were talking about so who fucking knows what he got up his colorful sleeves.
• Paul is that one person that goes to the kids isle and play with the toys. You will have to drag him away from the isle and don’t be surprised if you have to buy something like a stuff animal or something just so you can get him out of the isle.
• Basically bribery
• Him and Marko would definitely put random shit in the cart. Weather it is food, candy, etc if they like something they are going to put it in the cart.

“Paul. You do not need that much candy”

“Why not?”

“Babe.. your a vampire you don’t even need to eat human food for crying out loud.”

“But that doesn’t mean food isn’t good. ”

• The one time you relented and bought him a full bag of candy he downed it within a few hours and got a stomache, something you didn’t know vampires could get.
• Lesson Learned:Never buy Paul a full bag of candy.
• And David(the sneaky bastard) goes into other people’s carts and just takes the shit your looking for.
• Like if someone grabbed the last item of something don’t be surprised if you see it in your cart or an angry shopper approaching you claiming you stole something from their cart.
• You have to snatch his cigarettes because he kept trying to pull them out to smoke.

“David you can’t smoke in here!”

“Says who?”

“Says me. ”

• He did get a little pouty when you took his cigarettes and that made you almost feel bad. Keyword: Almost.
• But it was cute seeing him all pouty you just had to give him a kiss on his pouty lips.
• And Dwayne.
• Sweet Sweet Dwayne.
• He is just as chaotic as the other boys but if you genuinely need help he’ll stop for a little while to help you. It’s not like the other boys won’t help you think of it as the first one to respond when you need it.
• If your short and something is out of reach, he either gets it for you or gets it even more out of your reach, it’s one of those two.
• If Laddie tags along you have to buy him something. It’s either because you became a mother figure to the little boy or he uses those puppy dog eyes on you so you couldn’t say no.
• It warmed Dwayne’s unbeating heart to see you buy stuff for Laddie even if he wasn’t there.

“You reckon this is Laddie’s size?”

• All the boys just feel for you even more after you first bought something for Laddie.
• But the one thing they all do is help you but the grocery in your back trunk.
• And they obviously have a contest on who can carry the most bags.
• Its a miracle if yall didn’t get kicked on the first time you went to Walmart with them.
• Each time you say you are never going to Walmart with them again but everytime the employees see you, their is always 4 roudy men and a little boy following close behind you.

Very tempted to just write a Marko fanfiction right now Like I am THIS close into announcing I’m writing a Marko ff

Dating Dwayne would Include…..

This was requested by @justsomeomehere sorry it took so long! I just took a step back from tumblr for a little bit

• Boyfriend of the year award goes go the one and only.
• He can be just as crazy as the other boys can. But like a calm crazy if you know what I’m saying.
• Is very in tune with your feelings and partically knows if something is wrong with you.
• Takes you out on nice little dates like local diners,arcades,walks on the beach, or even having the cave all to himself for a while.
• Dwayne is definitely likes to read so on some days you two don’t feel like going out he would read to you (and 99% of the time you fall asleep due to how soothing his voice sounds)
• Getting close to Laddie and him seeing you as an older sibling/parent.
• Warms Dwaynes heart to see you playing with Laddie,makes him fall in love with you even more.
• Likes to hold eye contact with you.
• Touch is his way of showing love.
• He would hold your hand,backhug you,rest his head in your neck.
• Loves to stay at the cave or at home and just watch movies on the TV they stolebought.
• Leaves little poems for you to find.
• If you are having a bad day he would just bring you in his arms and let you sob it out if you need to.
• Listens to anything and everything you say. So if you mention something that you like, you bet your ass it’s gonna to appear right infront of you.
• You guys rarely get into arguments,sure you will have some disagreements but yall won’t have a full on screaming match
• If he makes you mad he would want to make up with you asap. But will give you space if you need it and will just sulk in the corner until you are ready to talk.
• If by chance you make him made he will give you the silent treatment. And it will hurt seeing him give you the silent treatment. But you are rarely the source when he is mad so we all good.
• Did I mention the sex? ABSOLUTELY FANTASTIC the dick is definitely a 10 out of 10
• Very sensual,and romantic sexy time with him BUT don’t underestimate him he can and will go rough with you
• Definitely drinks from you but doesn’t take a lot.
• When it came to telling you what he was he was SCARED
• Like he was terrified that you would be scared of him and leave him.
• It took a lot of courage for him to show/tell you. And he cried when you stayed with him anyway.
• He doesn’t kill around you unless the situation calls for it (like hunters,other vampires,humans in general etc.)
• Yall definitely have a place that only you two know about. Like a little paradise for you two.
• Takes you on midnight rides on his bike.
• Builds you a nest in the cave so you can spend the night and sleeps with you in it.
• When you get sick he will worry,like a lot but since he has dealt with Laddie being sick he can help you feel better too:)
• MOMMA DWAYNE ACTIVATED.
• He hasn’t been human in a loooonnngg time so of course he is going to worry and be scared for a little bit. But he will try his best. He will go to the store and get what you need,and will make some home remedies that he remembers his mother used to give him when he got sick.
• Laddie will help to since you have been with Dwayne long enough to help Laddie when he got sick
• Laddie is such a sweet boy.
• David will be suspicious of you in the beginning cuz he doesn’t want you to break Dwayne’s unbeating heart (it’s been broken before but we don’t talk about that-)
• Which he tells him to back off a little bit (ciz David is fucking intimidating ok?)
• You will get close to the boys and they will view you as a sister as time goes buy.
• Then came the topic of you becoming a vampire
• He would respect your wishes if you wanted to stay human but he would just be heartbroken knowing that kne day he would have to see you die.
• It took you some time to think wheather or not you wanted to become a vampire.
• But with Dwayne, living forever didn’t seem so bad :)
• So when the time came you dranked from the bottle and had your first kill. Dwayne helped you eith your new reborn life.
• There was times it was rough
• But having Dwayne by your side made it 100 times better and completely worth it :)

Very tempted to add Billy Hargrove as a Lost Boys rn.

JUST LOOK AT HIM!!! He has the vibes for it you can’t convince me otherwise. THE EARRING!!!! Him and David would definitely clash, Paul and Him would get high as fuck. Him and Marko would just fuck around with the people on the Boderwalk,and be on that deep level shit bro like-And tell me his first kill wouldn’t be Neil. After the shit he has put Billy through. All of that pent up anger would just make him kill Neil (accidentally or not).

He would not ditch his Camero tho. That thing is his pride and joy. Don’t know how but he and the boys would just have races on the beach and pull up to the Boderwalk and now all of a sudden you see 5 fine ass men pull up getting off their badass vehicles and there they go to terrorize people.

I’m already thinking of like a whole backstory on how he would became the last lost boys. Billy would be a better choice then Michael when it came to turning fr fr. Should I write him as a lost boy guys? Let me know cuz this sounds really exciting.

Cat-astrophe

Final

Kittens?

This one has some spicy suggestions at the end

At that moment, The boys flipped out! They were human again?! Well… Not human but Y'know.

Dwayne patted his hands all over his body feeling his shoulders, legs, and abbs, and chest.

“Oh thank God.”

David looked around him, looking at his boys making sure nothing was wrong and things were how they should be; no whiskers, ears, tails, or cat eyes so all seemed to be ok so far, but still, something felt odd.

Paul and Marko were too busy rolling around in each others arms feeling too happy and relieved that everything is back to normal, even sharing a few ‘I love you man’ s and happy sighs

Then Marko looked up to the window that you had opened, then jumped up.

“THE SUN!” And dramatically through himself on Paul pulling him over his own body as a shield, “HEY!” Paul said offended Marko would use him as a sun shield.

“Hey, it doesn’t burn…” Paul said as he realized he wasn’t growling and howling in pain, then the other boys took notice,

“Yeah… it doesn’t… It’s a little uncomfortable and itchy but… Definitely bearable…” Dwayne pointed out, looking to the Gems that had a slight glow to them.

then Paul let out a very loud gasp, making the other three boys jump and look at him,

“WE CAN GET WITH Y/N NOW!”

Marko laughed at Paul, Dwayne playfully scoffed, and David rolled his eyes. That’s his first thought of you now that he is normal? No normal hugging, cuddles, or kisses? Just sex? Well, it’s Paul so… That adds up…

Next thing they all knew, Paul shot up and started heading to your room.

And they all panicked, WHAT THE FUCK WAS HE DOING?! ALL YOU KNEW WAS YOU HAD FOUR KITTENS NOT FOUR VAMPIRES!

They all rushed to try and grab Paul, but they weren’t quick enough… Well, barely…

Paul tossed the door open, you were sitting there sketching with your headphones when you felt the wind of the door bursting open.

You jumped ripping off your headphones, looking towards the door to your room but… Finding nothing, “kittens?”

Nothing.

Paul was being held by the three other boys, backs pressed to the ceiling hands clamped over Pauls’s mouth so he doesn’t call out to you, you leave your room looking around, the boys above you praying to any god that would listen that you didn’t look up.

You looked around calling out, “kitties?” Your voice was slightly higher, now you were starting to Panic, where did they go? You didn’t leave a door open, did you?

You started to tear up, where did they go? Why did they leave? Were they not happy in your home?

The boys above were watching and they felt terrible, they wanted to jump down and hug you they really did but they didn’t know how you would react… You seemed sad to have lost them now, but if they approached you right now you wouldn’t see the boys you’ve gotten to know, you would see four strange men in your home.

They didn’t want to scare you…

But Paul was struggling, he wanted to comfort you, to help you, to hug you…

You sat down, looking around you letting out a small sob,

“Boys?” You mumbled hoping the four kittens would just come wandering into the room.

And at that small plead, they couldn’t hide from you anymore…

They jumped down, making a light sound as they did, and in the blink of an eye Paul had his arms around you,

“AHH”

You jumped, falling from the couch looking up at the strange man that seemingly just appeared from thin air.

Looking around there were more than one, four guys, their eyes looking familiar…

But before you could do anything, the snow hair boy, was in front of you, pressing a finger to your lips,

“It’s us, don’t be scared.” He said calmly

You were confused for a moment, 'it’s us?’ What the hell did that mean?

But it all became clear when your eyes fell on a Gem, the same one that was on the Collar of your kittens. It didn’t look damaged or anything so he hadn’t stolen it from your cat or anything.

“ s’ you.” You mumbled against his finger and he smiled at you nodding his head to confirm your suspicions, Paul and Marko come from behind you, playing with your hair and lightly stroking your jaw.

“Yup, it’s us~” Marko teases, smiling at you with his doe eyes, his angelic face making you plush.

Paul kissed just under your jaw, nuzzling you

“I’ve been wanting to do that for a long time”

You blushed, and even more so when you saw Dwayne as he sat down and lightly booped your nose as you had done to his thousands of tunes before.

You could get used to this… Your boys… Your kittens.

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A Meal for Five | Cannibal!reader x poly lost boys

Request: Ok so on the topic of lost boys x a reader who’s related to other horror characters: I can’t stop thinking about them with a reader who’s the kid of Hannibal Lecter. Like.. you obviously got the whole cannibalism thing like with sawyer!reader but you also got this whole contrast between the reader who’d be all fancy and super smart and well-read like Hannibal, while the boys are just like… dirty rowdys living in a cave, you know what I mean? And reader would probably know lots about psychology too so their reaction to the whole vampire thing would probably be to write if off to hallucinations or something lol. I can’t really put this idea into words bc it’s mostly just vibes and I’m not even sure if Hannibal counts as like a real horror character but yeah.

First of all I think Hannibal definitely counts as a horror character, because Silence of the Lambs is a really definitive psychological horror-thriller imo, and Hannibal the show is definitely also psychological horror! And it also makes me very very hungry !!

Second of all YES I love this

Warnings: mentions of murder, cannibalism, vampire shtuff

A month had passed since you found yourself moving to Santa Carla, California, the seaside town with a nasty reputation and seemingly more missing posters than people to miss. An entire month you had spent there, enjoying your reprieve from the east coast, drinking in the atmosphere and enjoying the sun while you sampled the local cuisine.

Food had always been a prominent part of your life. Your father had a penchant for delicious, exotic dishes, and growing up, you had been treated to nothing but the best cuts of meat and the freshest greens. As a result, you were a bit of a food snob now, and while you certainly appreciated a humble, simple meal, you also knew far too much to accept anything less than the best. Luckily, Santa Carla boasted a few high end restaurants and fresh-caught seafood in the market every morning, and you suffered no shortage of delicacies. A healthy monthly allowance from your father helped support your eating habits…as did the skills he had ingrained into you.

Being the child of the Chesapeake Ripper meant that you knew how to kill, and you knew how to kill well, and you knew exactly what to do with the meat afterwards.

In a town like Santa Carla, it was far too easy to obtain ingredients for your cooking. There were people stumbling around all over, high out of their minds or drunk nearly to death, and the constant flow of new people made for a chaotic environment. It was painfully easy to slip through the crowds, pick someone out, and butcher them. No one ever even kept an eye out for suspicious behavior, not really, and no one ever followed you or questioned your intentions.

Until someone did.

It began with the nightmares. Dark waves crashing against the shore, blood staining the sand, flashes of yellow-orange eyes…and laughter, laughter that was so mischievous it couldn’t possibly be human.

You chalked it up to stress. After all, your father was a psychiatrist, and you had grown up learning from him. You were certain the odd dreams were the result of moving to a new place, far from the east coast, and settling in. Surely they’d stop after a few nights.

Except they didn’t.

You were determined not to let them gnaw at you, but they seemed almost alive, as if the monsters you saw were real and they were toying with you. In your experience, the only monsters were human, and humans couldn’t enter the dreams of the living…but as night after night passed, with no real deviation, you began questioning more than a few things.

The dreams weren’t necessarily bad, they were just…odd. Not what you were used to. Someone with a more…typical upbringing would have been more frightened, perhaps, but for you, whose father had never hidden what he was from you, and who had inherited his incredibly specific appetite, the night terrors were less terrifying and more fascinating than anything else. 

Though try as you might to brush away that laughter…you heard it even in your waking hours. It was always there, echoing in the back of your mind as if taunting you. You had become obsessed with it, you told yourself over a late mostly-seafood dinner that paled in comparison to the food your father prepared. You tried to emulate his work, you truly did, but a lifetime of fine dining wasn’t enough to achieve what Hannibal Lecter did. You knew your father would simply tell you not to worry, to be patient, take your time, and practice…but it still frustrated you, especially due to the fact that you had used up the last of your special ingredient on what you considered a subpar meal.

Now, you were angry with yourself and disappointed that somehow, even though you had done everything right, your food just wasn’t quite as good as the way he would have made it…and you were so lost in your moping that you nearly missed the sound of a muffled thud.

You immediately whipped around, knife in hand. Your new home in Santa Carla was cozy, and from the kitchen, you had a good view of the entryway and front door. The noise had most definitely come from that direction, but the door was still securely shut…meaning that whatever it was was outside. It could have been an animal, maybe a cat rummaging around in a trash bin or something, but as you relaxed and began to turn around again, you heard laughter.

The same laughter from your dreams.

You immediately tightened your grip on the knife and rushed towards the door, tearing it open with such gusto that you nearly broke something.

You saw nothing.

The street was quiet. There was no one in your line of sight. But still, the hair on the back of your neck stood on end, and you couldn’t help but feel that you were being watched. You surveyed your front yard once more, and this time, your eyes drifted downwards towards your feet…where you saw a large bundle.

A very large bundle.

In a shape you knew.

“Shit,” you swore, keeping hold of the knife as you stooped down to hook your arms under the corpse’s. “What the hell is this?”

“A gift,” a voice said from behind you.

You froze.

“Go ahead, pussycat.” It chuckled. “Bring it inside.”

You swallowed hard, refusing to turn around. Whoever they were, they were right—you had little choice but to drag the body in, lest someone wander past and get a glimpse of something they shouldn’t.

“Not gonna help?” You asked through gritted teeth as you pulled it in over the threshold.

“You seem like you’ve got things handled.” The voice was smooth, not in a buttery way, but in a dangerous, caramelized sugar sort of way.

You forced yourself to remain calm as you turned to face the intruder…only to find not one, not two, but four of them sitting and your kitchen table.

Your jaw dropped. How the hell had they slipped past you like that? You always locked every door and window, you always listened for anything strange, you always knew exactly what was going on around you…because having a serial killer for a father had taught you to always be careful and always be ready, because you never knew who might come knocking.

Apparently, tonight, it was four men.

They looked incredibly out of place in your kitchen. Their clothing was mismatched and torn, their hair wild and their eyes even wilder yet. They reminded you of all the punks and vagrants you saw in town every day…except those kids probably couldn’t slip past you as easily. This led you to believe that there was something more to these four boys, and as you looked each of them over, you noticed that you could still feel goosebumps raising on your arms. What you felt was a prey response, something meant to keep you active and alert in the presence of a predator…though you were far more used to being seen as the predator, and this new role was foreign to you. 

Your father had always taught you to remain calm in the face of danger. He had taught you to always keep the upper hand, in any situation, and for the most part, you did. As utterly strange as it seemed, though, you were truly beginning to think that something else was going on here, 

“Well?” The platinum blond asked, looking at you expectantly.

“Excuse me?” You asked as politely as possible.

He waved his hand, gesturing to the kitchen around you. “Cook.”

You stared at him.

He stared at you.

Out of the corner of your eye, you could see another one of the blondes bouncing his leg as if he couldn’t contain himself. The curly haired one was gnawing at his thumbnail impatiently. The brunette was breathing hard.

And the Billy Idol look alike was still staring.

You cleared your throat. “Well, I’m…never one to turn down dinner guests. What would you like?”

“That’s more like it.” His lips spread into a twisted grin. “Name’s David. Boys, where are your manners?”

They all spoke their names at the same time, and just like that, the spell was broken. No longer where they well behaved and waiting at the table…instead, they were all on their feet, inspecting your decorations, peering at photographs on the walls, and having the absolute audacity to stomp around in dirty boots all over your nice clean floors.

You set about preparing dinner. You had no idea what these guys were, but clearly, they had the same tastes as you…and on the off chance that they were friendship material, you wanted to welcome them into your home with a warm meal and good conversation.

Even if they were acting as if they owned the place.

“Who’s this?” David asked, looking at a framed picture.

You glanced up from your work at the counter. “My father.”

David looked back at you. “I see the resemblance.”

“He taught me everything I know about cooking,” you said proudly, bringing a large meat cleaver down onto the hunk of meat before you.

Paul laughed loudly. “Your old man is a cannibal, too? The apple don’t fall far from the tree, huh?”

You smiled a bit. “It’s honestly incredible, the things he can do with a few simple ingredients. I moved out here to see more of the world and gain a little freedom, but…I do miss his cooking.”

“It’s always smelled good to me,” Marko shrugged, hopping up to sit on the kitchen island.

You glared at him, but he didn’t budge.

“What…does that mean?” You asked.

“We’ve been watching you.” Dwayne said simply, cruising by to snatch your spare apron off its hook and put it on.

“For how long?” Your eyes widened in alarm. You had been careful, just like your father had taught you. No one had seen, you had been sure of that—

“From the beginning, sweetheart,” David snorted. “Day one.”

“What?”

“Hey, don’t freak out!” Paul said as he rifled through your liquor cabinet. “Ugh, why do you only have expensiveshit?”

“Well, my, um…my father sends bottles as gifts from time to time…” you tried to focus on the meat on your cutting board, but now, you were too worried to get very far with it.

“Here.” Strong arms suddenly encircled you as Dwayne’s hands slipped over your own. “I’ll take care of this. You do the rest.”

You turned slightly, looking up at him. “You…you know that’s not normal meat, right? This isn’t just beef—“

“We know,” Marko leaned across the island toward you. “We brought it, remember?”

You swallowed hard. “Yeah…”

“You’re so tense,” Dwayne commented, his voice little more than a deep rumble in his chest.

“Sorry, I just…find this a little hard to believe.”

“What d’you mean, kitten?” David asked, turning to look back at you.

“I just find it hard to believe that you all have the same…tastes as me.”

They all stared at you, the air so thick you could cut it with a knife.

Then, they laughed.

“Oh, babe, you’re hilarious!” Paul clutched his sides as he doubled over, cackling like a hyena.

“…what?” You asked, suddenly feeling as if there was a joke you weren’t in on. “What’s so funny?”

“Ofcourse we eat humans!” Marko threw his head back.

David chuckled at your totally lost expression. “Maybe if you’d pay more attention to your dreams, you’d have known that.”

“My…hang on, what the hell are you?” You growled, picking your cleaver back up and pointing it at him. “And no funny business. I want a real answer.”

You could feel laughter rolling through Dwayne as his chest vibrated against your back, his cheek resting on the top of your head as he bowed his. “You’re adorable when you’re clueless.”

“I swear, I’ll use this on you—“

“Hey.” David barked, bringing your attention back to himself. “You want answers? You’ll get em when you make that dinner. So chop chop, cannibal.”

You scowled at him but complied, letting Dwayne help you while you tried not to focus on the boot prints the others were leaving all over the floors. They were dirty and loud, a far cry from the sort of dinner guests you were used to entertaining…but you wanted to be a gracious host, and you were determined not to say anything.

Nothing could prepare you for the absolute whirlwind that was the boys eating, though.

“Bon appetit!” You said, setting the main dish down in the center of the table. “This is—“

You didn’t even get the chance to begin explaining before your jaw was hanging open in surprise. All four of them were suddenly different, their faces morphing to become sharper and more monstrous. You saw glistening fangs tearing into human meat as they clutched at it with thick claws, and their eyes…

You knew those eyes.

They were a familiar yellow-orange, and you knew you had seen them leering out of the darkness of your dreams every night for the past two weeks.

David caught your eye and grinned. “Surprised, sweetheart?”

You immediately straightened up and cleared your throat. “Not at all. Care for some wine?”

He rolled his eyes and returned to his food, and you realized in that moment that you had just cooked dinner for four vampires.

And in the months that followed, you would go on to cook many, manymore.