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/ — i just thought of this and was like ‘ y e s ’ so ur welcome

• you ? like to cook ?? they’re all over you the second they find out .
• it has been way too long since they’ve had a proper meal . they’ve been dining on blood and take out , so they really need a change .
• you make them a nice , home cook meal with whatever you can find . you end up having to start a tiny fire to cook the ingredients since they don’t exactly have stove tops in their cave—
• paul and marko make a fucking mess . they say sorry , and you’re just like‍♀️

“c’mon babe, it’s just a spill!”

“i swear, i will cook with your blood if you make another mess.”

• after the first meal , they want you to cook all the time . no matter where you are or what time of night , they’re dashing to your place ( or place in the cave ) for some food . they’re always hungry dude .
• sometimes , if you’re angry at one of them , you’ll cook what they absolutely hate and they have no choice but to say ‘ yUmMy! ’ so you’re happy with them .
• david adores fucking giant feasts , marko is a simp for sweet foods , and honestly paul and dwayne will eat anything . though they all love ( most of ) all your food !
• dwayne will always tell you soft compliments about your food . honestly , anything you cook is his comfort food .
• paul low key tries to be all romantic while cooking . you’ll just be mixing up a salad or something and the next thing you know , his arms are wrapped around your waist and he’s pulling you close to him .
• if david helps you cook , he ain’t given out any hugs or anything . he’ll simply tease you instead .

“no hugs? please?”

“you just wrestled garlic. no thank you.”

• if marko helps you , he will no doubt go off the recipe or ignore your instructions . he’s a wildcard of course , so chances are he ends up making a whole damn meal instead of a light snack .
• and finally , dwayne loves to dish out kisses will cooking . honestly , he’ll do anything you say for kisses . he’s a stoic simp and you can’t deny it .
• honestly , no matter what you cook , i can guarantee that all of them will at least make one flirty comment directed to you .

The Lost boys Giving Head Headcannons (Seperate)

If ya don’t like smut related headcannons, then turn back now… You have been warned. Also the this kind of turned into a “What sex is like with him” but oh well I may or may not have gotten carried away.

David

• Will 100% deny you your orgasm
• Just teases the fuck out of you cuz that’s just how David rolls.
• But it really depends, he could either deny you your orgasm until your begging him to give you it or he will overstimulate you until you are begging him to stop.
• But if you actually really do need to stop and uses yall’s safe word he will and just be gentle and patient (soft David alert)
• Either way your going to be begging for him
• But if you are being a brat he will just won’t give you anything and leave you desperate for fucking hours.
• But not all of the times are like this.
• He can actually be gentle and vanilla which may or may not be surprising to you peeps.
• Especially if you had a bad day and you just want to relax
• He’ll leave the rough n’ teasing for another day, now he sees you just need to get your mind of stuff and he is here to do it.
• And get this, he just volunteers you don’t have to ask him or nothing it’s like he is a mind reader(well he duh he kinda is)
• Just takes off his gloves and his coat and just gets busy
• And if he so happens to make you squirt he will have the biggest grin on his face.
• The first time I believe would be like total accident but now everytime he uses his fingers his goal is to make you squirt at least twice
• Your legs will be shaking and trembling for a while and you probably won’t be able to walk afterwards.
• But this is all from him giving head, imagine if he really fucked you.☠️
• Rip You

Paul

• This boy loves to give and get head so you probably won’t even have to ask with him either. Just give him a little hint hint and he’ll be tearing your underwear off you.
• Acts like he is a starving man honestly.
• Will moan while giving you head which will make you turned on even more more turned on.
• Will make you ride his face. No questions asked. He is a vampire, he doesn’t need to fucking breath and even if he did. It would be a glorious way to die in his eyes:)
• The only time he would overstimulate is because he just can’t seem to get away.
• His fingers are
• Will smoke a blunt or a cigarette afterwards and he makes that shit look HOT
• Likes to tease in certain occasions, might deny you an orgasm here and there.
• If you need to use your safeword he will immediately ask if you what’s wrong and be so concerned. Would feel guilty if he accidentally pushed past your limit. And might even start crying. (Paul’s a sensitive boy ok?)
• He cares very much about your comfort during seggsy time. (which we stan)
• He’s been trying to make you squirt but hasn’t been successful but the one time he wasn’t trying to, you squirt ☠️
• And when I tell you the boys face just lit up it was like a child getting that one toy they’ve been looking at ever since they gotten in the store.
• He really doesn’t care if it gets on his clothes.
• Will make you squirt as much as you can(might need to change the sheets afterwards)

Marko

• I’m getting MAJOR switch vibes from Marko.
• So he would either make you beg from him OR he would beg you to taste you if you are a dom or a switch.
• Definitely see him whining when you pull away because it became to much.
• Might call you mommy or any other name you like
• You got a violent, hyper vampire boy on his knees calling you mommy/daddy
• But don’t be fooled by this, I said switch for a reason.
• He can be a little shit if he wants too.
• After a hunt he can get a little cra cra and will overstimulate the shit out of you.
• I feel like he does a contest with himself if how many times he can make you cum and sets a time limit for himself.
• This boy is competitive even with himself
• But if you actually need to stop he will and give you some sweet aftercare(AFTERCARE IS ALWAYS NEEDED)
• Can also see him being on the romantic side. Might light a few candles, a rosey bath, and even play some music in the background. He can be very sweet.
• Especially if you’ve had a bad day, or yall had a bad fight make up head is always the best.
• Very in tune with your body.
• Will make eye contact while giving you head and he WILL make you keep eye contact with him or he will stop.
• This art hands are showing out man. As he is good with his tongue he is extremely good with his hands.
• Like David makes you squirt on complete accident but does not complain not one bit
• Makes you squirt as many times as possible. And might not care if you get his jacket wet.
• Now that’s a big deal since his jacket is his number one

Dwayne

• It’s always the quiet ones you gotta watch out for
• He can be gentle, he can be rough HONEY THAT’S UP TO YOU
• If this so happens to be your first time getting head that he wants to make it memorable :)
• The man knows how to use his fingers.
• Definitely will praise you for the littlest things too.
• Will have hold your hands while he is giving you head.
• Eye contact with this man too.
• His rough is… Oh my god you won’t have a voice when he is done with you.
• He could go for HOURS
• Pros of being a vampire
• Checks in on you if he feels like he is going to hard on you(sweet boi he is)
• And if he does then he will instantly stop everything his doing and go into aftercare mode.
• If you’d want to continue he will ask you 1000 times are you sure.
• Seriously don’t NOT judge his looks he may be sweet and while he can be gentle he can take a full turn and be the most dominant person in bed.
• His fingers work like magic he he doing spells down there.
• Gives you a tone of compliments in between
• He will definitely make you squirt either by accident or intentionally he is just that good ‍♀️
• Always has this little smirk on his face when he does too and you don’t know if that makes you annoyed or turned on (hell maybe it’s both)
• Will make you squirt as much as he can and does not care if he gets it on his jacket. Boy don’t give to flying fucks.

Going to Walmart with The Lost Boys

I couldn’t not stop thinking about this so I had to write it HEHEHE.

• All I have to say is good luck because you are going to need it.
• A lot of it.
• Don’t be surprised if you get banned from Walmart.
• Honestly the whole time you felt like a Mother trying to control her roudy kids.
• Dwayne was the only one that was helpful
• It was time to do your monthly shopping and being clingy, the boys wanted to come with you and you agreed.
• First mistake
• When you all got there (by your car) you have Paul who wanted to ride in the buggy. Which you said no because of 2 reasons 1.you need the space for groceries ofc and 2. Paul was a heavy mf and there is no way your going to spend 2 + hours pushing him.
• Halfway through with your shopping you find out that Marko is missing and you freak out until you found him look at the fish tanks in the back

“Marko! Jesus you almost gave me a heart attack!”

“You think I’ll be able to buy one and take it back to the cave? ”

• When he meant buy he meant steal and you said absolutely not because there is no way he is able to take a fish back and is able to keep it alive on the way
• But hey it’s Marko were talking about so who fucking knows what he got up his colorful sleeves.
• Paul is that one person that goes to the kids isle and play with the toys. You will have to drag him away from the isle and don’t be surprised if you have to buy something like a stuff animal or something just so you can get him out of the isle.
• Basically bribery
• Him and Marko would definitely put random shit in the cart. Weather it is food, candy, etc if they like something they are going to put it in the cart.

“Paul. You do not need that much candy”

“Why not?”

“Babe.. your a vampire you don’t even need to eat human food for crying out loud.”

“But that doesn’t mean food isn’t good. ”

• The one time you relented and bought him a full bag of candy he downed it within a few hours and got a stomache, something you didn’t know vampires could get.
• Lesson Learned:Never buy Paul a full bag of candy.
• And David(the sneaky bastard) goes into other people’s carts and just takes the shit your looking for.
• Like if someone grabbed the last item of something don’t be surprised if you see it in your cart or an angry shopper approaching you claiming you stole something from their cart.
• You have to snatch his cigarettes because he kept trying to pull them out to smoke.

“David you can’t smoke in here!”

“Says who?”

“Says me. ”

• He did get a little pouty when you took his cigarettes and that made you almost feel bad. Keyword: Almost.
• But it was cute seeing him all pouty you just had to give him a kiss on his pouty lips.
• And Dwayne.
• Sweet Sweet Dwayne.
• He is just as chaotic as the other boys but if you genuinely need help he’ll stop for a little while to help you. It’s not like the other boys won’t help you think of it as the first one to respond when you need it.
• If your short and something is out of reach, he either gets it for you or gets it even more out of your reach, it’s one of those two.
• If Laddie tags along you have to buy him something. It’s either because you became a mother figure to the little boy or he uses those puppy dog eyes on you so you couldn’t say no.
• It warmed Dwayne’s unbeating heart to see you buy stuff for Laddie even if he wasn’t there.

“You reckon this is Laddie’s size?”

• All the boys just feel for you even more after you first bought something for Laddie.
• But the one thing they all do is help you but the grocery in your back trunk.
• And they obviously have a contest on who can carry the most bags.
• Its a miracle if yall didn’t get kicked on the first time you went to Walmart with them.
• Each time you say you are never going to Walmart with them again but everytime the employees see you, their is always 4 roudy men and a little boy following close behind you.

Very tempted to just write a Marko fanfiction right now Like I am THIS close into announcing I’m writing a Marko ff

Dating Dwayne would Include…..

This was requested by @justsomeomehere sorry it took so long! I just took a step back from tumblr for a little bit

• Boyfriend of the year award goes go the one and only.
• He can be just as crazy as the other boys can. But like a calm crazy if you know what I’m saying.
• Is very in tune with your feelings and partically knows if something is wrong with you.
• Takes you out on nice little dates like local diners,arcades,walks on the beach, or even having the cave all to himself for a while.
• Dwayne is definitely likes to read so on some days you two don’t feel like going out he would read to you (and 99% of the time you fall asleep due to how soothing his voice sounds)
• Getting close to Laddie and him seeing you as an older sibling/parent.
• Warms Dwaynes heart to see you playing with Laddie,makes him fall in love with you even more.
• Likes to hold eye contact with you.
• Touch is his way of showing love.
• He would hold your hand,backhug you,rest his head in your neck.
• Loves to stay at the cave or at home and just watch movies on the TV they stolebought.
• Leaves little poems for you to find.
• If you are having a bad day he would just bring you in his arms and let you sob it out if you need to.
• Listens to anything and everything you say. So if you mention something that you like, you bet your ass it’s gonna to appear right infront of you.
• You guys rarely get into arguments,sure you will have some disagreements but yall won’t have a full on screaming match
• If he makes you mad he would want to make up with you asap. But will give you space if you need it and will just sulk in the corner until you are ready to talk.
• If by chance you make him made he will give you the silent treatment. And it will hurt seeing him give you the silent treatment. But you are rarely the source when he is mad so we all good.
• Did I mention the sex? ABSOLUTELY FANTASTIC the dick is definitely a 10 out of 10
• Very sensual,and romantic sexy time with him BUT don’t underestimate him he can and will go rough with you
• Definitely drinks from you but doesn’t take a lot.
• When it came to telling you what he was he was SCARED
• Like he was terrified that you would be scared of him and leave him.
• It took a lot of courage for him to show/tell you. And he cried when you stayed with him anyway.
• He doesn’t kill around you unless the situation calls for it (like hunters,other vampires,humans in general etc.)
• Yall definitely have a place that only you two know about. Like a little paradise for you two.
• Takes you on midnight rides on his bike.
• Builds you a nest in the cave so you can spend the night and sleeps with you in it.
• When you get sick he will worry,like a lot but since he has dealt with Laddie being sick he can help you feel better too:)
• MOMMA DWAYNE ACTIVATED.
• He hasn’t been human in a loooonnngg time so of course he is going to worry and be scared for a little bit. But he will try his best. He will go to the store and get what you need,and will make some home remedies that he remembers his mother used to give him when he got sick.
• Laddie will help to since you have been with Dwayne long enough to help Laddie when he got sick
• Laddie is such a sweet boy.
• David will be suspicious of you in the beginning cuz he doesn’t want you to break Dwayne’s unbeating heart (it’s been broken before but we don’t talk about that-)
• Which he tells him to back off a little bit (ciz David is fucking intimidating ok?)
• You will get close to the boys and they will view you as a sister as time goes buy.
• Then came the topic of you becoming a vampire
• He would respect your wishes if you wanted to stay human but he would just be heartbroken knowing that kne day he would have to see you die.
• It took you some time to think wheather or not you wanted to become a vampire.
• But with Dwayne, living forever didn’t seem so bad :)
• So when the time came you dranked from the bottle and had your first kill. Dwayne helped you eith your new reborn life.
• There was times it was rough
• But having Dwayne by your side made it 100 times better and completely worth it :)

Very tempted to add Billy Hargrove as a Lost Boys rn.

JUST LOOK AT HIM!!! He has the vibes for it you can’t convince me otherwise. THE EARRING!!!! Him and David would definitely clash, Paul and Him would get high as fuck. Him and Marko would just fuck around with the people on the Boderwalk,and be on that deep level shit bro like-And tell me his first kill wouldn’t be Neil. After the shit he has put Billy through. All of that pent up anger would just make him kill Neil (accidentally or not).

He would not ditch his Camero tho. That thing is his pride and joy. Don’t know how but he and the boys would just have races on the beach and pull up to the Boderwalk and now all of a sudden you see 5 fine ass men pull up getting off their badass vehicles and there they go to terrorize people.

I’m already thinking of like a whole backstory on how he would became the last lost boys. Billy would be a better choice then Michael when it came to turning fr fr. Should I write him as a lost boy guys? Let me know cuz this sounds really exciting.

I was so in love with him when i was 7,,, still am