#80s imagines

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/ — i just thought of this and was like ‘ y e s ’ so ur welcome

• you ? like to cook ?? they’re all over you the second they find out .
• it has been way too long since they’ve had a proper meal . they’ve been dining on blood and take out , so they really need a change .
• you make them a nice , home cook meal with whatever you can find . you end up having to start a tiny fire to cook the ingredients since they don’t exactly have stove tops in their cave—
• paul and marko make a fucking mess . they say sorry , and you’re just like‍♀️

“c’mon babe, it’s just a spill!”

“i swear, i will cook with your blood if you make another mess.”

• after the first meal , they want you to cook all the time . no matter where you are or what time of night , they’re dashing to your place ( or place in the cave ) for some food . they’re always hungry dude .
• sometimes , if you’re angry at one of them , you’ll cook what they absolutely hate and they have no choice but to say ‘ yUmMy! ’ so you’re happy with them .
• david adores fucking giant feasts , marko is a simp for sweet foods , and honestly paul and dwayne will eat anything . though they all love ( most of ) all your food !
• dwayne will always tell you soft compliments about your food . honestly , anything you cook is his comfort food .
• paul low key tries to be all romantic while cooking . you’ll just be mixing up a salad or something and the next thing you know , his arms are wrapped around your waist and he’s pulling you close to him .
• if david helps you cook , he ain’t given out any hugs or anything . he’ll simply tease you instead .

“no hugs? please?”

“you just wrestled garlic. no thank you.”

• if marko helps you , he will no doubt go off the recipe or ignore your instructions . he’s a wildcard of course , so chances are he ends up making a whole damn meal instead of a light snack .
• and finally , dwayne loves to dish out kisses will cooking . honestly , he’ll do anything you say for kisses . he’s a stoic simp and you can’t deny it .
• honestly , no matter what you cook , i can guarantee that all of them will at least make one flirty comment directed to you .

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/ — young matthew broderick was too good

— @bratscore ( tysm for requesting ! <3 )

• let me get this out of the way — the man is ecstatic literally so much , wtf have you done to him ?
• you guys probably go a couple of the local fairs in the area . throughout the time , ferris buys a ton of food and tickets so you guys go to almost every ride .
• he definitely did ring toss and won you a stuffed animal . you ended up getting this tiny little pink elephant plushie , which he is very proud he won .
• did i say anything about compliments ? ‘cause ferris is telling you compliments every hour ( okay , well not every hour , but it certainly does feel that way ) .
• the first kiss is on the ferris wheel . he places a quick kiss on your cheek when your head was turned , facing the window and the people below . you grin and kiss him on the lips as quick as he did before . he ends up sitting next to you on the ferris wheel when you go on it again .
• tons of hand holding and dumb jokes ensue .

“this is so weird.”

“what?”

“my hand seems to be glued to yours.”

• there’s a little paint ball area , so you both head over there , change into the solid white outfits , and start throwing paint at each other . the whole ordeal is reminiscent of the scene in ten things i hate about you . you hopefully know what i’m talking about
• ferris can’t stop telling you cheesy romance lines . he loves your slightly embarrassed face whenever he tells them to you .
• all the snacks you guys get are paid evenly among you . ferris tried to be a gentleman and pay for the both of you , but you wouldn’t let him . so , you both emptied your wallets out on each other .
• you both paint pumpkins ! though ferris does flick you with some blue paint …
• you guys check out the antique collection too ! ferris would never tell you , but he truly wants to buy you a fancy necklace as beautiful as the antiques some day .
• he takes the time to fall in love with you even more as your face lights up at the antiques . when you get excited , or intrigued , or any emotion in the antique tent , he just has this wonderful feeling deep in his chest . he never wants you to stop smiling .
• you and ferris see the pig races as well . initially , you didn’t want to see it . there were other rides that you liked much better , but ferris wanted to see it . you really didn’t want to deprive him , so you two went to see the pig races . this caused a tiny bit of mud to be added with the paint on your clothes ( after that , ferris would chuckle and apologize at the same time ) .
• when you have to go , ferris walks you back home . kidding ! he probably asked cameron to lend him the crimson ferrari . so , he drives you home , you say your goodbyes , and tell each other that you’d love to do this again some time .
• though he felt so guilty about the mud and paint thing . not only did you get a pink elephant , you also got a new article of clothing the next day at school .

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/ — sorry not sorry , i love them so much

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• y’all will probably attempt to save up money to head to a concert together . they promise you that if they choose the band / artist , you choose next time ! though if you like rock music , you shouldn’t have too much to worry about . they’ll choose either van halen , ac/dc , or some other great rock group !
• but since all of you are broke teens , going to places like 7/11 and circle k are the most common . you guys often buy slushees and junk food before sitting on the curb and bonding over stupid stuff .
• “do you ever think about if the time traveling stuff was a dream?”
• “woah, dude, you could be onto something…”
• “guys, how did we have the same dream?”
• when either ted’s or bill’s parents’ are gone , you guys have a sleepover ! which of course consists of listening to rock music , watching horror movies that they rented , and them trying to show off their guitar playing skills .
• all three of you guys have tried to dye each other’s hair with kool-aid at either one of their houses at some point . ted needed to buy some bleach for his hair since surprise surprise , he’s a brunet . the kool-aid idea backfired and you cackled when some of bill’s curls became multi colored . i’m talking red , blue , and a weird brown color on every curl . thank god it was washed out .
• after that , he pouted and sulked for a solid three days before he managed to get most of the dye out .
• you all tried baking a cake as a date idea one evening after school . your boyfriends ended up accidentally getting a bunch of flour on your hair and clothes ( courtesy of ted , who claims that the flour dumping was for bill ) . though they helped you do almost every step , minus the ones with flour .
• board games ! they both team up to beat you at monopoly , though you excel at battleship . during twister , they were kind of pervy but you beat them anyways with your ✨beautiful s/o charm✨
• they try to teach you how to skateboard at some point , which causes you to fall many times or you get right away , depending on how himbo you actually are .
• they have watched drama movies with you at the local theater . the three of you went to watch ‘steel magnolias’ and they refuse to admit they cried . you could hear sniffling noises and tiny sobs , which broke your heart and amused you at the same time . after the movie , you bought them snacks to try and cheer them up ( which didn’t really work but they appreciated it anyways )
• “thanks babe, but this doesn’t change the fact that *sob* that movie was most non triumphant…”
• expect cute little picnics at the park ! they tried to make food , but they ended up buying fast food and just made it seem like they cooked it—
• honestly , no matter what you guys do for dates , these himbos always make it fun .

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Heather Thomas in her iconic stripped scene in Zapped