#pembroke

Here we see the elusive snorglebear in her natural environment- all snorgled up atop some plushy blankets, safely snorgled against her human’s legs. It is not uncommon for these beasts to go from snorgle mode to fully active play mode in a matter of seconds; their play drives are nearly as spontaneous as their legs are short. However, if provoked, the snorglebear is capable of emitting an extremely high pitched bork, signifying its displeasure. If this snorglebear isn’t snugged soon, she is likely to exhibit said behavior.

#ursasnorgleus #mammal #crikey #readthisinabrittishaccent #discoverychannel #exoticanimals #exoticbeasts #snorglebear #pembroke #welsh #corgi #pwc #instapets #petstagram #corgisofinstagram #corgination #stumpy #stumpylegs #aww #sleepy #snuggles #bestfriend #mansbestfriend

Oi, whatchu lookin at, m8? I’m just having some mad banter wif da pillows. Be a ledge and get me a cheeky nandos will, ya?

#isthatenglish #noseriously #whatdoesthatmean #hooligan #cheeky #british #pembroke #welsh #corgi #pwc #instapets #petstagram #corgisofinstagram #corgination #stumpy #stumpylegs #aww #crazy #buzzfeed #buzzfeedanimals #bestfriend #mansbestfriend

The nephew of our HR Director, @matmatician, seems to be enjoying the First Annual Corgi Consortium Consolidated Dog Races! Lilikoi is projected at 1:3 odds due to her leg length disadvantage, but boy, does she have heart!

#mymoneyisontheshortone #dograces #frap #frapping #dogracing #pembroke #welsh #corgi #pwc #instapets #petstagram #corgisofinstagram #corgination #stumpy #stumpylegs #aww #crazy #buzzfeed #buzzfeedanimals #bestfriend #mansbestfriend

Mission Control to CORG-1, you are cleared to engage in Potato Mode, engage on my mark in 3… 2… 1… Mark. Potato Mode is a go, I repeat, potato mode is a go. Cape Corgnaveral has you reading at full potato.

#1smallstepforcorgs #1reallysmallstepflrdogswithlonglegs #missionaccomplished #potato #derp #derpy #pembroke #welsh #corgi #pwc #instapets #petstagram #corgisofinstagram #corgination #stumpy #corgibutt #butt #stumps #stumpylegs #aww #crazy #buzzfeed #buzzfeedanimals #manandhisdog #bestfriend #mansbestfriend

Mission Control to CORG-1, you are cleared to engage in Potato Mode, engage on my mark in 3… 2… 1… Mark. Potato Mode is a go, I repeat, potato mode is a go. Cape Corgnaveral has you reading at full potato.

#1smallstepforcorgs #1reallysmallstepflrdogswithlonglegs #missionaccomplished #potato #derp #derpy #pembroke #welsh #corgi #pwc #instapets #petstagram #corgisofinstagram #corgination #stumpy #corgibutt #butt #stumps #stumpylegs #aww #crazy #buzzfeed #buzzfeedanimals #manandhisdog #bestfriend #mansbestfriend

Dad threw my bone in the laundry hamper, and now I can’t get it. How rude! Talk about setting impossibly high workplace expectations!

#whatajerk #thatHRguyismean #pembroke #welsh #corgi #pwc #instapets #petstagram #corgisofinstagram #corgination #stumpy #stumpylegs #aww #ceo #corgiexecutiveofficer

“……. Bitch, you know what I want.”

#jeezokay #illthrowyourball #highmaintenance #pembroke #welsh #corgi #pwc #instapets #petstagram #corgisofinstagram #corgination #stumpy #stumpylegs #aww #crazy #buzzfeed #buzzfeedanimals

OH THANK GOD YOU’RE BACK.

Since your departure, treat dispensation has been at a record low. Our Leftovers Consumed metric is plummeting, and Days Without Belly Rubs is nearing a record high, the “Laguna Seca Vacation Incident” of 2015. We need to rectify this situation posthaste!

#ourstocksaregoingtoplummet #shareholdersaregonnabepissed #butliliownsallshares #ceo #corgiexecutiveofficer #pembroke #welsh #corgi #pwc #instapets #petstagram #corgisofinstagram #corgination #stumpy #stumpylegs #aww #crazy #business

Dad left me for the weekend, so I’m being extra pouty. (except I love my dogsitter, so this is all just for show)

#pembroke #welsh #corgi #pwc #instapets #petstagram #corgisofinstagram #corgination #stumpy #stumpylegs #aww

Did you not get the memo about head scratches? Yeah… You see, you’re not supposed to stop them. I’ll just go ahead and resend that to you… Thaaaanks.

#sorryabouttheTPSreports #ihavethememorighthere #officespace #lookslikeillbeworkingthisweekend #pembroke #welsh #corgi #pwc #instapets #petstagram #corgisofinstagram #corgination #stumpy #stumpylegs #aww #ceo #businessdog #corgiexecutiveofficer

She’s got legs… And she knows how to use em…

#wigglewigglewiggleyeah #zztop #legs #stumpy #wereupallnightogetstumpy #waddle #butt #corgibutt #lillegs #pembroke #welsh #corgi #pwc #instapets #petstagram #corgisofinstagram #corgination #stumpy #stumpylegs #marymoorpark #washington #wa #206 #pnw #pacificnorthwest #evergreenstate (at Marymoor Off-Leash Dogpark)

We all have that one friend…

#derpsmcgee #derp #bork #burf #herpdederp #doge #pembroke #welsh #corgi #pwc #instapets #petstagram #corgisofinstagram #corgination #bostonterrier #boston #dog #dogs #bestfriend #mansbestfriend (at Snohomish, Washington)

When you roll up on the #squad at a meet

#squadgoals #shortlegsquad #swag #pembroke #welsh #corgi #pwc #instapets #petstagram #corgisofinstagram #corgination #bestfriend #mansbestfriend #marymoorpark #pnw #pacificnorthwest #evergreenstate #washington (at Marymoor Park)

Hello, I believe you were looking for a volunteer with the Chicken Utilization and Disposal project? I’d like to oversee that one personally, actually. I’d be happy to assist you in the proper utilization of chicken resources.

#sheonlylovesmeformyfood #typicalmanagement #pembroke #welsh #corgi #pwc #instapets #petstagram #corgisofinstagram #corgination #stumpy #stumpylegs #aww #ceo #businessdog #corgiexecutiveofficer

A tricolor trifecta!! ❤️❤️❤️

#omg #yes #loveit #pembroke #welsh #corgi #pwc #instapets #petstagram #corgisofinstagram #corgination #stumpy #stumpylegs #aww #crazy #buzzfeed #buzzfeedanimals #bestfriend #mansbestfriend #dog #friend #oregoncorgibeachday #cannonbeach #oregon #beach #beachday (at Cannon Beach, Oregon)

Brace yourselves… The cutepocalypse is upon us. This is but one of the hundreds of photos dad took today.

#derp #goof #goofy #silly #pembroke #welsh #corgi #pwc #instapets #petstagram #corgisofinstagram #corgination #stumpy #stumpylegs #aww #crazy #buzzfeed #buzzfeedanimals #bestfriend #mansbestfriend #dog #friend #cannonbeach #beach #beachday (at Cannon Beach, Oregon)

The shadows are long / And despite the fading light / Short my legs remain.

“Shadows,” a Haiku by Lilikoi McGilligan

#haiku #poetry #poem #sunset #dusk #pembroke #welsh #corgi #pwc #instapets #petstagram #corgisofinstagram #corgination #stumpy #stumpylegs #aww #crazy #buzzfeed #buzzfeedanimals #bestfriend #mansbestfriend #dog #friend (at Snohomish, Washington)

Hm. I dunno. I don’t see the resemblance dad. I think the artist in #cowboybebop really didn’t have much experience with corgis. They don’t capture the essence at all.

#shesindenial #theyreexactlythesame #liliisEin #einisLili #anime #datadog #pembroke #welsh #corgi #pwc #instapets #petstagram #corgisofinstagram #corgination #stumpy #stumpylegs #aww #crazy #buzzfeed #buzzfeedanimals #bestfriend #mansbestfriend #dog #friend (at Seattle, Washington)

Unlike most other canine breeds, the Pembroke Welsh Corgi has an extraordinarily strict requirement for what it deems as an allowable habitat. The habitat must have, primarily, easy access to multiple sources of treats. Without treats, the corgi soon begins to wither away, which has been a well documented phenomenon. This corgi has an additional deer antler lying on the floor, just out of frame of our camera. Additionally, the wild Corgi requires near-human grades of bedding in order to thrive. As you can see here, if at any point her body were to touch the primary resting surface (a couch, in this instance) she would be forced to relocate elsewhere. In the scenario above, it would most likely be her human compatriot’s bed quarters, so that she may lay on his pillow and came it as her own, in efforts to protest the inadequate alternative lounging environments.

#nextuponDiscoveryChannel #discoverychannel #orBBC #wearentpicky #readthisinaBritishAccent #wild #wildanimal #pembroke #welsh #corgi #pwc #instapets #petstagram #corgisofinstagram #corgination #stumpy #stumpylegs #aww #crazy #buzzfeed #buzzfeedanimals #bestfriend #mansbestfriend #dog #friend (at Mill Creek, Washington)

Can *I* have some strawberry frozen yogurt bar dad?? I promise I won’t snatch it out of your hand if you do! But if you don’t… I might try to snatch it out of your hand. No promises.

#wellsinceyouputitthatway #iguess #pembroke #welsh #corgi #pwc #instapets #petstagram #corgisofinstagram #corgination #stumpy #stumpylegs #aww #crazy #buzzfeed #buzzfeedanimals #bestfriend #mansbestfriend #dog #friend (at Mill Creek, Washington)