#percy jackson incorrect quotes

Everyone: oh my gods what do we do???

Annabeth: *steps out dramatically*

Annabeth: *hairflips in slow motion*

Annabeth: *puts on sunglasses*

Annabeth: *dramatically holds a roll of blueprints up*

Annabeth: I have a plan.

Percy in the background: *snort* well that’s a surprise

“Oh look! I survived! I love it when I do that”

-Leo Valdez, probably

Nico: *goes to hug Will*

Will, swatting Nico away: I am a southern lady, get your perverted paws off me

Percy: *throws water balloon at Jason*

Jason: *stops conversation with Piper to moan* DADDY, IM WET

Piper: *cackles*

Will, teaching Nico to sing: Do Re Mi Fa Sol La Ti Do

Nico, singing while blushing: Do Re Mi Fa S-

Percy, singing horribly off-key:SOL-AN-GEL-O