#incorrect pjo quotes
Nico: I don’t even care about my foot hanging off the bed anymore. Come get me demons
Nico: Bring me home
Nico: Hi I would like to buy a coffin
Shop owner: Sir, I think you meant coffee
Nico: Both are fine
Will: Nico has been staring at me for a while, do you think he likes me?
Kayla:
Kayla: This is literally your wedding
Annabeth: why is the bottom of your pants wet?
Percy: there was a puddle
Annabeth: okay, but why did you jump in it???
Percy: it was a puddle
Will: Am I still saved in your contacts as “that annoying Camp medic”?
Nico:
Nico: Your hair look wonderful today
Will: Answer the dam question
Will: You care about me!
Nico: I would sell you to the devil for a corn straw
Will: Last week someone tried to take my scarf and you broke their nose
Nico: IT DOESN’T MEAN ANYTHING
Nico: I like to play this game called nap roulette, I take a nap and don’t set an alarm
Nico: Will it be 20 minutes or 20 hours? Nobody knows
New camper: I want to be as cool as Percy Jackson
Nico: I once saw him drop a piece of pizza and cry for 20 minutes
Estelle: can we get McDonald’s?
Percy: no, we have food at home
*one oven burning later*
Percy: McDonald’s it is
Percy: the multiple assassination attempts made against me have helped build both character and self-esteem
Nico: You should FEAR me. I will take you DOWN. I am a MENACE
Will, fondly: You can be whatever you want to be, Nico
Nico: *goes to hug Will*
Will, swatting Nico away: I am a southern lady, get your perverted paws off me
Percy: *throws water balloon at Jason*
Jason: *stops conversation with Piper to moan* DADDY, IM WET
Piper: *cackles*
Will, teaching Nico to sing: Do Re Mi Fa Sol La Ti Do
Nico, singing while blushing: Do Re Mi Fa S-
Percy, singing horribly off-key:SOL-AN-GEL-O
*aggressively yelling and accusingly pointing with a sword to every adult involved in pjo series* GIMME DUMB BLOND PERCY NOW
Percy: What flavour is this?
Annabeth: This is shampoo…
Percy: What flavour tho? It’s so blue!
Annabeth:…
Piper: Answer him
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Piper: Truth or Dare?
Annabeth: Percy can’t do dares.
Piper:Why?
Percy:I have no regard for my personal safety.
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Grover: What is the capital of Belgium
Percy:Waffle
Annabeth,thinking: Is he serious???
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Apollo: Here is the hand sanitizer you asked for.
Athena: Thanks! Keeping your hands clean is important.
Dionysus, drinking his fifth shot: I think keeping your insides clean is more important
Athena:NO
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Hermes: *pouring Coffee into his energy drink*
Athena: dude just do cocain
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Athena: so you are like 13, right?
Annabeth: Mom, I’m 17!
Athena: great I know nothing about children
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Poseidon: Look! Athena is smiling in her sleep
Apollo:Aww
Poseideon: I wonder how she killed me this time
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[Midnight emergency meeting of cabin 10]
Piper: Are you wearing make up?
Drew: Of course! If I die in my sleep or get murdered in the middle of the night I need to look drop dead gorgeous!
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Annabeth: it’s so dark in here! Do you have a flashlight?
Percy: I don’t need one cuz I have all the light I need in here-
Annabeth:Aww
Percy: on my feet *stomps and shoes start flashing*
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Annabeth: *driving a car*
Percy, looking out the window:OMG
Annabeth: WHAT?! WHAT!!
Percy: that dog is so fluffy
Annabeth: I THOUGHT SOMETHING DANGEROUS HAS HAPPENED!
Percy: nah… just cool dogs…
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Frank: What if Hazel kisses me?
Percy: You kiss her back!
Frank: Okay, but why her back?
Percy:…
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Nico: I’m tired of people telling me to ‘Go to the infirmary’ and that I’ve 'lost a lot of blood’. It’s my stab wound, not yours. So stay out of it.
Will: YOU GOT STABBED???!
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Percy: Ugh, class was so boring
Annabeth: How would you know? You were asleep the whole time!
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Leo, bursting into the room: How dare you
Percy, instantly: How dare ME? How dare YOU! wait what is this about?
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Something: *blows up*
Annabeth: percy, what did you do?
Percy: my best
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Leo: I’ve been learning a lot about computers in IT class but I’m still waiting for the clown
Annabeth: I have to tell you something…
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Percy: I wanna cuddle with you 23/7
Annabeth: Why not 24/7
Percy: snack breaks
Annabeth: … of course
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Annabeth: I’m back!
Piper: Cool, Leo broke all the toilets and Percy’s hand is stuck on the ceiling.
Annabeth: I was gone for 10 minutes.
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Percy: I think I did okay
*distant explosion*
Annabeth: *giving The Look*
Percy: maybe not…
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