#percy jackson incorrect quotes
Percy, trying to flirt: Annabeth, I think…uh…it’s awesome…the way…you fight with your dagger
Annabeth, blushing:t-thanks
*both awkward as hell*
Annabeth: Don’t overreact.
Percy, already digging his grave and shovelling dirt on himself: I’m not.
Nico: I sent good vibes your way. They are coming. There’s nothing you can do to stop them.
Will: …this is the most threatening way I’ve ever been cheered up.
Frank: No offense, but a waiter would literally kill me and I’d still tip 20%.
Nico: I would actually tip more if they murdered me. That’s great customer service.
Percy: *pretends to stretch arm*
Percy: *wraps arm around Annabeth*
Leo: *watching Percy*
Leo: *pretends to stretch arm*
Leo: *accidentally hits Calypso in the face with his elbow*
Nico: were you eavesdropping on us?
Percy, reading a book: pfft NO! I’m just reading a book!
Nico: the book is upside-down.
Percy: I like to challenge myself, unlike some people I could mention. It’s all about progress, man, evolution. I am above you in the totem pole of life
Alex: I have high standards.
Magnus: [acts like a dork]
Alex: Oh no, he’s meeting all of my standards.
*Alex and Magnus during their wedding*
Magnus: I’ll be your falafally wedded husband
Alex: I want a divorce
Will: Get up! It’s morning, sun is out!
Nico: And what am I supposed to do? Photosynthesis?
Possible conversation in Cabin 7
New camper: Is Will Solace really our cabin counselor?
Apollo camper: Yeah, why?
New camper: He seems to be in the Hades cabin most of the time. You know, with Nico di Angelo.
Entire Apollo cabin: *grin, snigger, nudge*
Samirah: thank the gods!
Magnus: The gods? The gods are the ones creating all the problems! I’m the one fixing them!
Percy: *screams from the distance*
Percy: Good job, Nico.
Nico: You’re giving me a sticker?
Percy: Not just a sticker. It has a kitten that says “Me-Wow!”
Nico: I’m not a kindergartener.
Percy: Okay, I’ll take it back.
Nico: Hey, I earned this, back off!
Octavian: I feel like slapping the biggest idiot in this camp
Percy: Octavian, self-abuse is nOT FUNNY
Percy: I have an idea
Annabeth: a good one?
Percy: let’s not get ahead of ourselves
Child: Daddy can we go to Disneyland???
Will: *reading* No sweetie, I’m sorry.
Child: Please daddy??
Will: No *continues reading*
Nico: *whispers in Will’s ear* Please daddy…
Will:…
Will: *throws books*
Will: PACK YOUR BAGS WE’RE GOING TO DISNEYLAND
Leo: Hey Reyna, we both single and well I don’t wanna turn 40 being single, so let’s make a pact
Reyna: Okay if we are still single before we turn 40 -
Leo: We’ll marry each other
Reyna:
Reyna: I was gonna say we’ll kill each other but okay
Leo:
Jason:Will-and-Nico-sitting-in-a-tree
Nico:Jason-get-away-from-me
Percy: First come love, then comes marriage
Will: and the son of Poseidon with spinal damage
Nico: See you in hell
Will: Are you asking me on a date? I accept.
Will: Sir, you’re losing a lot of blood. It looks like you’re going to need a blood transfusion. What’s your blood type?
Nico: B Positive.
Will: I’m trying, but you’re losing a lot of blood, sir.
Percy:Boo!
Grover:STAWP
Grover: I almost dropped my croissant!
