#pete wentz
Pete, in a hospital bed: The doctor said all the bleeding was internal!
Pete: So I literally should be fine. That’s where all the blood’s supposed to be anyway.
Patrick:
Patrick: Either you’ve lost all your brain cells during that accident, or you’re just stupid.
Gerard: Unfortunately, Pete died of natural causes.
Mikey: You pushed my boyfriend off a fucking cliff!
Gerard:
Gerard: Gravity is natural.
Pete: Hey Brendon, what are you doing?
Brendon: Eating this party size bag of chips.
Pete: Party sized? Isn’t that just a regular snack bag?
Brendon, tearing up:Of course, the party’s all here.
Pete:
Pete, at the Way’s doorstep:Hey.
Gerard:What?
Pete: I’ve come to visit Mikey.
Gerard: It’s two in the morning.
Pete: I can’t sleep!
Gerard: Well I can.
Pete:
Gerard: *slams the door*
Pete: Do you like your burger with or without the skin?
Patrick:What?
Pete, biting into a hamburger still in its wrapper::)
Mikey, on the phone: Babe, I’m in the hospital.
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Pete: Why? Is it because you fell too hard on your way down from heaven?
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Mikey:
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Mikey: I got stabbed.
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Pete: shit i’m on my way—
emo quartet (+ idkhbtfm) vs the quarantine
tell that mick he just made my list of things to do today, fall out boy.
like if you save! pics are mine, words are not.
i love he
