#emo trinity
My Chemical Confusion
Mikey: *staring into space*
Gee: What are you thinking about?
Mikey: Not to get political or anything
Mikey: But what the fuck is oatmeal
does anyone know where this is from?? i took a screenshot of it back in 2017 but now i am desperate to find its origins… i know it’s from a youtube video but i can’t find it
Jon:In your opinion, what’s the ultimate height of stupidity?
Ryan:*looks at Brendon*
Brendon:
Ryan: What’s your height again?
No one:
18 year old Ryan Ross at his band:
Joe, holding Pete: I need your type.
Pete:He’s right behind you :)
Patrick, in the background:
Joe:
Joe: Your blood type, Pete.
Pete, bleeding out: B positive!
Joe, shaking him: Now is NOT the time for optimism, especially from you.
Brendon: *struggling with a menial task*
Ryan, sighing: God, give me patience.
Brendon: Isn’t it “god give me strength?”
Ryan: If God gave me strength, you’d be long dead.
Gerard:say cheese!
Mikey:Swiss!
Gerard:no-
Pete, in a hospital bed: The doctor said all the bleeding was internal!
Pete: So I literally should be fine. That’s where all the blood’s supposed to be anyway.
Patrick:
Patrick: Either you’ve lost all your brain cells during that accident, or you’re just stupid.
Gerard: Unfortunately, Pete died of natural causes.
Mikey: You pushed my boyfriend off a fucking cliff!
Gerard:
Gerard: Gravity is natural.
Ryan and Jon: We’re leaving the band.
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Brendon:No.
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Jon:
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Ryan:
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Brendon: You’re not allowed to leave.
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Ryan: Please let go of my leg.
Ryan: I’m leaving the band.
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Brendon: Haha! Nice April Fools prank!
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Ryan: It’s July.
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Brendon:
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Brendon: Wow, you should really think up some better April Fools jokes.
Panic! at the Disco: *thriving with their new album*
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“Creative Differences”: I’m about to end this whole man’s career.
“Lol bye.”
— Ryan Ross and Jon Walker (circa. 6 July, 2009)
Brendon, playing Minecraft: I’m the best speedrunner here.
Ryan: What? Speedrunning to the toilet?
Brendon: I really like mint ice cream.
Ryan:
Ryan, holding a sledgehammer: do you accept constructive criticism
Pete: Hey Brendon, what are you doing?
Brendon: Eating this party size bag of chips.
Pete: Party sized? Isn’t that just a regular snack bag?
Brendon, tearing up:Of course, the party’s all here.
Pete:
