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I thought of a scenario in which Erik knows Peter is his son and somehow manages to dimension travel along with Charles to go pick him up and this happens
Erik: (finds Peter and accidentally calls him son while trying to talk to him)
Peter: You’re nOT MY DAD UGLY ASS FUCKING NOODLE HEAD.
A change I think would have made Apocalypse a little better
What if instead of Mystique telling Storm about the Peter and Erik thing (which was completely wrong of her, Storm barely knew them and she just told her another person’s secret?), it was Raven herself the one to have the “are you gonna tell him?” conversation with Peter?
And then when he said that he might tell him one day, but that he was going to stick around for a while, Raven would look at Kurt, him being a little distance away from them, and then she would say “me too”.
There, the exact same conversation, no telling other people’s secrets, and finally doing something with the Raven-Kurt thing! Was that so hard?!
if we’re going along with the “it was ralph all along” thing for a sec,
do you think wanda originally cast ralph as the nosy neighbour trope before agatha stepped in and took his part. like he shows up with a pineapple and gives her boy advice and complains about his husband because i want this version now
