Ever wondered how Aunt May adjusted to Peter’s Spideriness (yes, with a capital S) after Homecoming?

6 am in the morning

May: *goes to the kitchen to get a glass of water*

Peter: Oh hey Aunt May, good morning!

May: *still half asleep turns around to greet Peter* Good Morning Pe- wait *looks around* wha-

Peter: *sitting on the ceiling eauting dried cereal* Up here, May.

May: WHAT THE FU-

Imagine

Tony and Peter casually talking about his patrols and Peter suddenly mentions the one and only merc with a mouth.

“Mr. Deadpool showed me this cool trick-”

“Mr. Pool knows this great mexican place-”

And Tony doesn’t know whether to have a heart attack because his kid knows deadpool, laugh because “Mr. Deadpool”, or be overly fond of his kid because only Peter would call a Mercenary “Mr.”

No one:

Absolutely no one:

Peter&Shuri:YEET

Tony: I regret…

T'challa: *ignores everything*

just realized that the reason peter didnt catch the banana is because his spider sense doesnt perceive aunt may as a threat.

peter parker hanging up on nick fury

big tony stark move.