#pomeranian celebrity
Today I climbed all the way on top of a tree and everyone who passed by was jealous of my amazing feat (please notice the woman in the background) as I looked down onto the ground below me.
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The maitre’d asked me to please wait outside 30 mins ago. No one else seems to be waiting for a table out here though so I don’t understand why it’s taking so long. My only conclusion is that they forgot about me because I’m so tiny. Damn it, I’ve been craving some @dimestimes matcha pancakes since I woke up…
When your friends try to set you up with a new guy on a group outing but he doesn’t seem into you, so you just stand there and feel awkward.
It’s officially “cuffing season” in NYC, aka time to find a boyfriend to snuggle with during the cold winter months. I thought I’d have my mid-day coffee where all the boys skate during lunch but no one is here. Maybe if I stare in the direction of @dimestimes I’ll catch someone’s eye and they’ll walk this way…
This is how I feel about rainy, cold Mondays…it’s useless to even get out of bed.
Ok @leslieglewis, I’ll smile and look cute on these tiny bales of hay at our friend’s apt in TriBeCa. Because I know this is the closest I’m going to get to a pumpkin patch since you broke up with your upstate boyfriend. Why does your love life have to affect my fun?
#tbt to a hilarious outtake of me by the fire station.
Ok @leslieglewis I’m a little nervous here posing for this pic because I’m pretty sure that the gourd behind me might actually give me a wart of some sort or maybe even eat me. I don’t even want to turn around and see it. I’m going to slowly back up towards the hay but you need to tell me if I get too close to the pumpkin version of Jabba The Hut.
I bet that you never thought you’d be calling a Siamese standpipe cute, but yet here I am, making one adorable.
