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The maitre’d asked me to please wait outside 30 mins ago. No one else seems to be waiting for a table out here though so I don’t understand why it’s taking so long. My only conclusion is that they forgot about me because I’m so tiny. Damn it, I’ve been craving some @dimestimes matcha pancakes since I woke up…

#tbt to my first snow when I was just a young girl, still in my Pom uglies without my gorgeous thick fur coat, and annoyed at the cold wind blowing in my tiny face.

It’s officially “cuffing season” in NYC, aka time to find a boyfriend to snuggle with during the cold winter months. I thought I’d have my mid-day coffee where all the boys skate during lunch but no one is here. Maybe if I stare in the direction of @dimestimes I’ll catch someone’s eye and they’ll walk this way…

This is how I feel about rainy, cold Mondays…it’s useless to even get out of bed.

Ok @leslieglewis, how about you take the photo quickly before this lion decides to slam its paw down and eat me? You keep telling me it’s just a statue but something feels off.

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