#poms of nyc

Don’t ever let them say poms can’t multi-task. Not only am I looking cute on this electric bike but I’m also giving my longest #tongueouttuesday ever. Take that bitches!

I wonder what this week will bring? Will this awful NYC humidity break? Will My neighborhood crush finally notice me and ask me on a date? Will I get that book deal I’ve been hoping for? Should I dye my hair for fall to switch things up? Does Mueller really have something major on Trump? And why does that girl behind me look so pissed?

Who did it better? Me or the plants? I vote for poms in the planters at Kiki’s!

Monday mood

On this gloomy, wet NYC day, it’s important to take some time for joy and beauty. So I’m making life easier for everyone by giving my sexiest #tongueouttuesday pose (aka some joy) while snuggled in a gorgeous silk blanket my grandmother brought back from India (aka some beauty). You’re welcome.

#tbt to a hilarious outtake of me by the fire station.

Ok @leslieglewis, how about you take the photo quickly before this lion decides to slam its paw down and eat me? You keep telling me it’s just a statue but something feels off.

Ok @leslieglewis I’m a little nervous here posing for this pic because I’m pretty sure that the gourd behind me might actually give me a wart of some sort or maybe even eat me. I don’t even want to turn around and see it. I’m going to slowly back up towards the hay but you need to tell me if I get too close to the pumpkin version of Jabba The Hut.

Make sure to download the @walltimenyc app so you can schedule my adorable 2 min video to be screened on the Bowery Mural Wall for only $8, all of which goes to @henrystreetsettlement. It’s a double win because you’re helping out my neighborhood community AND anyone passing by the film by bringing a smile to their face and more happiness into the world.

I bet that you never thought you’d be calling a Siamese standpipe cute, but yet here I am, making one adorable.