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#tbt to bathtime antics. I feel like I look like Count Dracula, played by Gary Oldman, here from Bram Stoker’s Dracula movie, no?

When you try to make a cute winking face and it doesn’t quite work out…

Don’t ever let them say poms can’t multi-task. Not only am I looking cute on this electric bike but I’m also giving my longest #tongueouttuesday ever. Take that bitches!

I wonder what this week will bring? Will this awful NYC humidity break? Will My neighborhood crush finally notice me and ask me on a date? Will I get that book deal I’ve been hoping for? Should I dye my hair for fall to switch things up? Does Mueller really have something major on Trump? And why does that girl behind me look so pissed?

Who did it better? Me or the plants? I vote for poms in the planters at Kiki’s!

What do you think? Did I get it right? Do I look like the emoji?

Cloudy cold Saturday’s are best spent in bed…

#tbt to my first snow when I was just a young girl, still in my Pom uglies without my gorgeous thick fur coat, and annoyed at the cold wind blowing in my tiny face.

It’s officially “cuffing season” in NYC, aka time to find a boyfriend to snuggle with during the cold winter months. I thought I’d have my mid-day coffee where all the boys skate during lunch but no one is here. Maybe if I stare in the direction of @dimestimes I’ll catch someone’s eye and they’ll walk this way…

Ok @leslieglewis, how about you take the photo quickly before this lion decides to slam its paw down and eat me? You keep telling me it’s just a statue but something feels off.

TFW you step outside into the cold morning and have to decide: am I going to just get through today or am I going to take the day on full force and kill it? The next thought being of course…how fast can I run to the coffee shop?

Ok @leslieglewis I’m a little nervous here posing for this pic because I’m pretty sure that the gourd behind me might actually give me a wart of some sort or maybe even eat me. I don’t even want to turn around and see it. I’m going to slowly back up towards the hay but you need to tell me if I get too close to the pumpkin version of Jabba The Hut.

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