Anger 1) “How could you do this to me?” 2) “If you want to leave then leave! Go on, I wont stop you!” 3) “I wont let you get away with this!” 4) “I can’t believe you trusted them!” 5) “Leave before I change my mind!” 6) “I swear to god if they die I’m going to kill you!” 7) “They trusted you! I trusted you!” 8) “You lost them? How do you lose a whole person!” 9) “You’ve been lying all this time?” 10) “I don’t ever want to see you again!” 11) “Because I’m still in love with you!” 12) “Was anything you said real?!” 13) “I’m nothing like you!” 14) “You can’t protect me forever!” 15) “I’ll never tell you where they are!” 16) “You’ve never cared about anyone but yourself!” 17) “They’ll find me and you’d better pray you’re not here when they do!” 18) “You don’t know how long I’ve waited to do this!” 19) “How could you be so reckless?” 20) “You took everything from me and now it’s my turn to do the same to you.”
Disgust 1) “You’re so fucking gross, dude.” 2) “I hate spending time with you guys.” 3) “God I can’t fucking stand you.” 4) “Oh my god I think one just fucking touched me!” 5) “You two are the worst!” 6) “Oh please don’t eat that.” 7) “Ugh, you smell like my grandma.” 8) “Wash your hands!” 9) “Why are you like this?!” 10) “Please, for the love of god, do not explain any of what I’m seeing.” 11) “Oh wow, did not need to see that!” 12) “Holy shit, is that a tattoo?” 13) “Our father isn’t here so who exactly were you calling Daddy at two fifty-seven this morning?” 14) “I would rather eat glass for the rest of my life than eat whatever this is.” 15) “Oh my god, I think it just moved.” 16) “You smell like cheese.” 17) “You call this cooking?” 18) “Oh god I think it’s looking at me!” 19) “I don’t even want to know.” 20) “I can’t tell if I’m crying because I think this is sad or if the way you smell right now is just burning my eyes.”
Fear 1) “Are we going to die?” 2) “If we die just know I love you.” 3) “I don’t want to go, please don’t make me go.” 4) “Do not make a sound.” 5) “I think they’re here.” 6) “Stay very still, okay? They’ll see you if you move.” 7) “Don’t breathe, be very quiet.” 8) “They know we’re here.” 9) “Behind you.” 10) “Wake up, please wake up!” 11) “I’m scared.” 12) “I think there’s someone in the house.” 13) “If you’re there, then who’s downstairs?” 14) “Just stay on the phone with me, please?” 15) “Stay awake, okay, we’re going to get out of here. Just stay awake for me.” 16) “You can take me instead, just please don’t hurt them.” 17) “I know it hurts but you need to just keep your eyes on me and breathe, okay?” 18) “What do you mean they’re not there, I thought they were with you!?” 19) “Lock the door and no matter what you hear, no matter what you see, do not open the door.” 20) “I don’t think I can do this without you.”
Happiness 1) “I’ve loved you since the day we met.” 2) “I missed you so much.” 3) “You did all of this for me?” 4) “You brought me food?” 5) “Hey, would you still love me if I looked like this?” 6) “I’ve never loved anyone the way I love you.” 7) “Hey! I may be a dumbass but I’m yourdumbass!” 8) “Run away with me.” 9) “Your mouth tastes really bad but I still love you.” 10) “Have I ever told you how much I love you?” 11) “I wouldn’t trade waking up next to you every morning for all the money in the world.” 12) “I hope our kid takes after you.” 13) “You even look beautiful when you’re about to kick my ass!” 14) “You’re dressed in a hot dog suit, but you still look like an angel.” 15) “I once listened to you absolutely destroy the bathroom of an Applebee’s and then greet every table you were serving with a smile and that was when I knew you were the strongest person I’d ever met.” 16) “You once watched me spill doritos on the floor, eat them, and you still came over and kissed me after you brushed your teeth. If that’s not love I don’t know what is.” 17) “I’d kill for you, not like a lot of people. Maybe like six or seven, but that’s definitely more than I would kill for myself!” 18) “I don’t think I’d ever give you a whole kidney or something, but you could definitely have part of my liver if you ever needed it because I heard those grow back.” 19) “I’ve never wanted to lick the buffalo hot wings sauce out of someone’s mouth but here we are.” 20) "I love you so much and I would do anything for you, but if you ever ask me to tell them to put pineapples on the pizza ever again we’re fucking done.“
Sadness 1) “They’re good for me, better than you ever were.” 2) “Do you miss me like I miss you?” 3) “I’d give anything to take it all back.” 4) “I’m leaving.” 5) “Please, no, please just listen to me!” 6) “Do you hate me?” 7) “I can’t sleep, I can’t eat, I feel like I can’t even breathe without you!” 8) “You can’t take back what you did.” 9) “You lied to me. I trusted you and you lied to me.” 10) “Were they worth it?” 11) “Please don’t go.” 12) “I know I shouldn’t still want you but I do, I want you so bad it hurts.” 13) “I need you, I can’t do this without you.” 14) “I think you and I should spend some time apart.” 15) “I always knew you’d break my heart, I just never imagined it’d be this way.” 16) “I can’t do this anymore.” 17) “I just want you to be happy, even if it’s not with me.” 18) “Promise me that if I don’t make it back that you’ll watch out for them.” 19) “Do me a favor, tell them I love them.” 20) “I love them, more than I ever loved you.”
Surprise 1) “Jesus Christ, you scared the hell out of me!” 2) “You’re what?” 3) “What do you mean it broke?” 4) “Oh my god, it’s just what I wanted!” 5) “You got this for me?” 6) “You’re got what stuck in your WHAT?” 7) “The doctor called while you were out, why didn’t you tell me you went to the hospital?” 8) “Oh my god, your bleeding!” 9) “I know this is a really bad time but if I don’t blurt it out now I don’t think I’ll ever be able to tell you. I think I’m in love with you!” 10) “Christ! What happened to your eye?” 11) “You’re seeing who now?” 12) “You weren’t supposed to be back for another three months.” 13) “How do you just find a baby?!” 14) “Why do you smell like a dumpster, and if you say you were dumpster diving I swear to god.” 15) “What the fuck is that? No, no, absolutely not, we’re not keeping it. No way, uh uh, not happening.” 16) “Oh my god is that a dog?! Did you get us a dog???!!” 17) “I thought you said you were never coming back?” 18) “Why didn’t you tell me it was contagious before I drank after you?!” 19) “What do you mean you got the bottles mixed up, they we’re very clearly labeled POISONandNOT POISON!! Oh fuck, oh shit, oh fuck, okay, here’s what I want you to do!” 20) “Honey, baby, sweetie, would you please tell me why you’re holding the biggest alligator I’ve ever seen in my fucking life in our living room?”
I’m having serious writer’s block for the AlcinaxTransReader stuff (I have one request I’m filling from asks, but I’m seriously blanking on the rest) so to try to get me back into writing, send me a prompt and which characters and I’ll do a lil one shot for it.
How about fake enemies Stede and Ed. A season of fix it and happy ending, then season three they realise they’ve been known enemies for long enough that it’s pretty well believed. Most of their fuckeries depend on them boarding a ship at the same time and being like “my fucking ex is here!!??” While making heart eyes the whole time
And having a grand old showy fight while Jim, Wee John, and Frenchie quietly steal everything on the boat
My favourite scene in my imagination is when Ed accidentally uses a pet name while hurling insults at Stede and Stede has to act super offended that his ex would dare call him honey after they’ve definitely broken up and hate each other. Ed keeps exaggeratedly cringing in apology when he thinks people aren’t looking, cos Stede is super duper blushing
My second favourite scene (also in my imagination, it’s been a fun arvo) is when Stede calls Ed a cock tease cos he forgot they weren’t just flirting and tries real hard to walk it back. Ed can’t see a way out of that one, so the fuckery becomes a dramatic romantically and sexually charged getting back together. The crew gives them some pretty harsh constructive criticism once they’re back on the Revenge
Yet if I were a young man traveling in a foreign country where religious villagers kept warning me not to visit a mysterious nobleman (but refused to even speak of what precisely was so scandalous about his nature) my first thought would be less “the Count is a supernatural being who will murder me and my loved ones” and more “the Count is an infamous homosexual and the repressed villagers fear for my chastity, I am surely in danger of seduction ”
The rumor spreads, dozens come. Dracula is soon waking up in the evening to find yet another flamboyantly dressed Byronic young Englishman on the Grand Tour just wandering around his house with roses and chocolates and he’s like:
“How the heck do these things keep getting in? Shoo! Shoo, this isn’t a bloody bathhouse, and- get of the chaise lounge, that’s an antique! Honestly, This happens every spring, I really need to invest in better pest-proofing!”
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