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katsafaria:

Someone really woke up one day and decided that Lady Dimitrescu would have a mommy kink and we all just went with it.

You are complaining or just admirative ?

I’ve played exactly 0 Resident Evil games but I sure do appreciate the aesthetic of RE: Village! Any

I’ve played exactly 0 Resident Evil games but I sure do appreciate the aesthetic of RE: Village! Anyway, adding this onto the list of games I’ll be watching other (much braver) people play lol


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endlessmidnightparade:

I posted 1,912 times in 2021

62 posts created (3%)

1850 posts reblogged (97%)

For every post I created, I reblogged 29.8posts.

I added 162 tags in 2021

  1. #alcina dimitrescu- 31 posts
  2. #lady dimitrescu- 29 posts
  3. #reference- 22 posts
  4. #resident evil village- 19 posts
  5. #my art- 14 posts
  6. #swtor- 13 posts
  7. #resident evil- 10 posts
  8. #re8- 9 posts
  9. #arcane- 8 posts
  10. #ref- 7 posts

Longest Tag: 135 characters

#she’s a princess and doesnt have much style sense cus she’s been dressed her entire life but she’d have enough sense to know what looks

MyTop Posts in 2021

#5

Mother Miranda laughed for 3 whole seconds in the demo and I’m already simping. SMH. This panoramic is really getting to me.

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#4

Alcina: *Just trying to live her best life*

Capcom: aCtuAlLy, IT’s pROnoUncEd ORCIna DImitRESqUe

Alcina:

ty for this amazing image @anishasworld

260 notes • Posted 2021-04-27 00:00:32 GMT

#3

It has been brought to my attention…

That Lady Dimitrescu is the idk who made this but thank you

571 notes • Posted 2021-04-08 15:40:24 GMT

#2

When the blood was just MEH

695 notes • Posted 2021-04-15 22:17:10 GMT

#1

WOOOOW

Capcom REALLY said, “Here’s a beautiful giant mutant mommy who loves and cherishes her daughters. Now you get play a random man who invades her house, steals her valuables and vandalizes her castle. You also get to kill her daughters one by one and then murder her at the moment of her deepest sorrow! Have a great MOTHERS DAY!” Like—I’m broken inside rn *takes long drag of cigarrette*

945 notes • Posted 2021-05-09 08:28:20 GMT

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The memories

I’m almost through all the dolls! This girl is a Serenade Doll Charlotte SP. She has fun propoI’m almost through all the dolls! This girl is a Serenade Doll Charlotte SP. She has fun propoI’m almost through all the dolls! This girl is a Serenade Doll Charlotte SP. She has fun propo

I’m almost through all the dolls! This girl is a Serenade Doll Charlotte SP. She has fun proportions, 1/3 height with a 5-6 inch head. She looks like roughly the proportions of my mature ¼ scale dolls, but taaaaaaall. She’s quite beautifully sculpted, but the details are kind of hard to make out with her translucent resin. I’d like to go in and give her some detailed blushing sometime. Her company faceup is beautiful but I’ve just added a little shading around the nose without sealing so far.


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Everyone: BIG MUMMY VAMPIRE LADY COME AND GET ME. I’M SOOOO SCARED. OH NO. STEP ON ME.

Lady Dimitrescu:

I take screenshot from @leekimhoung

Lady Alcina Dimitrescu

“There you are. All this for a child that isn’t even here! You ungrateful, selfish wretch! You come into MY house - You lay your filthy man-hands on MY daughters - And now you even try to steal my property? How dare you!? Rest while you can, because I will hunt you, and I will break you!”


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 “Ara Ara~ Ethan Winters… There you are..” -Lady Dimitrescu Twitter: https://twit

“Ara Ara~ Ethan Winters… There you are..” -Lady Dimitrescu

Twitter: https://twitter.com/BriggBragg


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*Seeing new video of Resident Evil 8 with Alcina Dimitrescu.

Me:

commission of lady dimitrescu c:

commission of lady dimitrescu c:


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idreaminelectricblue:

Anger
1) “How could you do this to me?”
2) “If you want to leave then leave! Go on, I wont stop you!”
3) “I wont let you get away with this!”
4) “I can’t believe you trusted them!”
5) “Leave before I change my mind!”
6) “I swear to god if they die I’m going to kill you!”
7) “They trusted you! I trusted you!”
8) “You lost them? How do you lose a whole person!”
9) “You’ve been lying all this time?”
10) “I don’t ever want to see you again!”
11) “Because I’m still in love with you!”
12) “Was anything you said real?!”
13) “I’m nothing like you!”
14) “You can’t protect me forever!”
15) “I’ll never tell you where they are!”
16) “You’ve never cared about anyone but yourself!”
17) “They’ll find me and you’d better pray you’re not here when they do!”
18) “You don’t know how long I’ve waited to do this!”
19) “How could you be so reckless?”
20) “You took everything from me and now it’s my turn to do the same to you.”

Disgust
1) “You’re so fucking gross, dude.”
2) “I hate spending time with you guys.”
3) “God I can’t fucking stand you.”
4) “Oh my god I think one just fucking touched me!”
5) “You two are the worst!”
6) “Oh please don’t eat that.”
7) “Ugh, you smell like my grandma.”
8) “Wash your hands!”
9) “Why are you like this?!”
10) “Please, for the love of god, do not explain any of what I’m seeing.”
11) “Oh wow, did not need to see that!”
12) “Holy shit, is that a tattoo?”
13) “Our father isn’t here so who exactly were you calling Daddy at two fifty-seven this morning?”
14) “I would rather eat glass for the rest of my life than eat whatever this is.”
15) “Oh my god, I think it just moved.”
16) “You smell like cheese.”
17) “You call this cooking?”
18) “Oh god I think it’s looking at me!”
19) “I don’t even want to know.”
20) “I can’t tell if I’m crying because I think this is sad or if the way you smell right now is just burning my eyes.”

Fear
1) “Are we going to die?”
2) “If we die just know I love you.”
3) “I don’t want to go, please don’t make me go.”
4) “Do not make a sound.”
5) “I think they’re here.”
6) “Stay very still, okay? They’ll see you if you move.”
7) “Don’t breathe, be very quiet.”
8) “They know we’re here.”
9) “Behind you.”
10) “Wake up, please wake up!”
11) “I’m scared.”
12) “I think there’s someone in the house.”
13) “If you’re there, then who’s downstairs?”
14) “Just stay on the phone with me, please?”
15) “Stay awake, okay, we’re going to get out of here. Just stay awake for me.”
16) “You can take me instead, just please don’t hurt them.”
17) “I know it hurts but you need to just keep your eyes on me and breathe, okay?”
18) “What do you mean they’re not there, I thought they were with you!?”
19) “Lock the door and no matter what you hear, no matter what you see, do not open the door.”
20) “I don’t think I can do this without you.”

Happiness
1) “I’ve loved you since the day we met.”
2) “I missed you so much.”
3) “You did all of this for me?”
4) “You brought me food?”
5) “Hey, would you still love me if I looked like this?”
6) “I’ve never loved anyone the way I love you.”
7) “Hey! I may be a dumbass but I’m yourdumbass!”
8) “Run away with me.”
9) “Your mouth tastes really bad but I still love you.”
10) “Have I ever told you how much I love you?”
11) “I wouldn’t trade waking up next to you every morning for all the money in the world.”
12) “I hope our kid takes after you.”
13) “You even look beautiful when you’re about to kick my ass!”
14) “You’re dressed in a hot dog suit, but you still look like an angel.”
15) “I once listened to you absolutely destroy the bathroom of an Applebee’s and then greet every table you were serving with a smile and that was when I knew you were the strongest person I’d ever met.”
16) “You once watched me spill doritos on the floor, eat them, and you still came over and kissed me after you brushed your teeth. If that’s not love I don’t know what is.”
17) “I’d kill for you, not like a lot of people. Maybe like six or seven, but that’s definitely more than I would kill for myself!”
18) “I don’t think I’d ever give you a whole kidney or something, but you could definitely have part of my liver if you ever needed it because I heard those grow back.”
19) “I’ve never wanted to lick the buffalo hot wings sauce out of someone’s mouth but here we are.”
20) "I love you so much and I would do anything for you, but if you ever ask me to tell them to put pineapples on the pizza ever again we’re fucking done.“

Sadness
1) “They’re good for me, better than you ever were.”
2) “Do you miss me like I miss you?”
3) “I’d give anything to take it all back.”
4) “I’m leaving.”
5) “Please, no, please just listen to me!”
6) “Do you hate me?”
7) “I can’t sleep, I can’t eat, I feel like I can’t even breathe without you!”
8) “You can’t take back what you did.”
9) “You lied to me. I trusted you and you lied to me.”
10) “Were they worth it?”
11) “Please don’t go.”
12) “I know I shouldn’t still want you but I do, I want you so bad it hurts.”
13) “I need you, I can’t do this without you.”
14) “I think you and I should spend some time apart.”
15) “I always knew you’d break my heart, I just never imagined it’d be this way.”
16) “I can’t do this anymore.”
17) “I just want you to be happy, even if it’s not with me.”
18) “Promise me that if I don’t make it back that you’ll watch out for them.”
19) “Do me a favor, tell them I love them.”
20) “I love them, more than I ever loved you.”

Surprise
1) “Jesus Christ, you scared the hell out of me!”
2) “You’re what?”
3) “What do you mean it broke?”
4) “Oh my god, it’s just what I wanted!”
5) “You got this for me?”
6) “You’re got what stuck in your WHAT?”
7) “The doctor called while you were out, why didn’t you tell me you went to the hospital?”
8) “Oh my god, your bleeding!”
9) “I know this is a really bad time but if I don’t blurt it out now I don’t think I’ll ever be able to tell you. I think I’m in love with you!”
10) “Christ! What happened to your eye?”
11) “You’re seeing who now?”
12) “You weren’t supposed to be back for another three months.”
13) “How do you just find a baby?!”
14) “Why do you smell like a dumpster, and if you say you were dumpster diving I swear to god.”
15) “What the fuck is that? No, no, absolutely not, we’re not keeping it. No way, uh uh, not happening.”
16) “Oh my god is that a dog?! Did you get us a dog???!!”
17) “I thought you said you were never coming back?”
18) “Why didn’t you tell me it was contagious before I drank after you?!”
19) “What do you mean you got the bottles mixed up, they we’re very clearly labeled POISONandNOT POISON!! Oh fuck, oh shit, oh fuck, okay, here’s what I want you to do!”
20) “Honey, baby, sweetie, would you please tell me why you’re holding the biggest alligator I’ve ever seen in my fucking life in our living room?”

I’m having serious writer’s block for the AlcinaxTransReader stuff (I have one request I’m filling from asks, but I’m seriously blanking on the rest) so to try to get me back into writing, send me a prompt and which characters and I’ll do a lil one shot for it.

please?

Hey, so y’all remember this post?

Yeah so … found out this is a thing today:

Excuse me while I put every one of her lines in all three of my fics into this thing.

Oh look at these two fun AlcinaxTransReader projects I can take my time on and enjoy!

*my gremlin brain*: what about a modern day human AU fic

Me:

I had a horrible head cannon and now I’m adding it to Little Dragon.

If I have to suffer, you all have to as well.

As I sit here writing this smut chapter my brain decided to fuck me over:

Brain: You know audio books, yeah?

Normal Me: Mhmm

Brain: What if you had to read this for an audio book …. with Maggie Robertson

Me: *deeply considers deleting the whole thing and burning my laptop*

Hey, I need help from my fanfic fans!

I’m really REALLY stuck on how to end Little Dragon. Like bang my head against the wall stuck, so I want y'all’s input! Pick the answer you like (or write your own, I’m not gonna stop you.)

Quite a few people are asking when Little Dragon is getting an update. Here’s the rundown:

1. I’m in a theater production that goes up this weekend so I’m a bit stretched for time, but once this week is over, I’ll be free until next weekend

2. The fan response for Simona has been AMAZING … like y’all love her … so I’m considering reworking her part in the original plan for the story because it was … unpleasant to say the least. Like for real … if y’all knew my original plan for her you guys would not be okay

Rest assured it is coming soon though!!!! ❤️ you guys!!!!

… I thought my last smut chapter was filthy, but this new one …

I may have gotten carried away

Do I have a very smutty very kinky SimonaxReaderxAlcina one shot just sitting in my notes begging to be posted?

Maybe.

Will I?

Who fuckin’ knows ….

GOOD NEWS!!!

New chapter of Little Dragon is done and waiting to be posted!

BAD NEWS!!!

It’s on my laptop and I have rehearsal until 10:30pm my time so … it won’t be up until later.

headlesshorsemanxiii:

I gotta say, I really don’t understand the hype over Resident Evil Village’s Lady Dimitrescu…

SIKE!

I absolutely get the hype around Resident Evil Village’s Lady Dimitrescu! I mean, look at the woman - and what a woman! She’s got it all going on!

A night with this woman might be the last of your life - but what a wild night it’d be!

Your daughters too?! Okay, they’re pretty hot too - outta their gourds, mind, but still hot!

sometimes I question whether I’m really bisexual and then I see women like this and I am reminded very quickly that I am just also very much gay

whoever at capcom decided to come up with a 10ft tall sexy vampire lady with giant tiddies, strong thighs and mommy issues needs a goddamn promotion

if I was Ethan Winters, I would simply forget about my daughter and let Lady Dimitrescu choke and murder me

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