#q - spooning with chanyeol

Hiii can i request headcanon! Making out with Seulgi?

✿she thrives off physical affection 

✿so you’re constantly receiving and giving little pecks to eachother  

✿your make out sessions normally happen in bed or when you’re lazing around on the sofa

✿it’s a special activity and she needs the prime conditions 

✿you know when she’s hunting for a good make out sesh when she’s planting kisses all over your neck 

✿she moves you to straddle her when you give in so she can have her hands wrapped around your middle

✿her thumbs rub your hip area

✿if she’s feeling cheeky she’ll give your butt a squeeze

✿her hands always end up under your clothing 

✿she gotta have that skin to skin contact

✿if it’s extra heated she’ll just straight up take off your shirts 

✿she likes holding your boobs 

✿sometimes she hums into your lips and it’s a solid 10/10 

✿if you’re wearing lip balm she’ll spend some time trying to guess and savour the flavour 

✿she’s going to end up between your thighs 

✿there’s no way she can just stop making out with you and go about whatever she was doing before

Your writing is amazing, short or long, it’s always so good and fun to read. Thank you for being you. Could I request vampire red velvets reaction to their SO trying to prank them by placing a bunch of fake garlic around the house?

Joohyun:

✿she has senses 

✿she knows when things are going to happen

✿so when her “oh shit something is about to happen i should be on guard” senses tingled she moved around the home with caution 

✿when she saw you with the fake garlic necklace she was not happy

✿she couldn’t pick up it’s scent but that could because it’s made her weak

✿she quickly ripped it off and threw it across the room

✿she checks for a burn before looking at you in shock

✿”where do you even buy fake garlic?”

Seungwan:

✿she’d be all dazed from her latest feed

✿she wants to get into bed with you and snuggle

✿when she pulls the blanket on her side back to reveal the fake garlic she panics

✿she doesn’t wanna wake you up 

✿so she uses the hairbrush on her nightstand to bat it off

✿when she studied it closely she realises it’s fake

✿she big pouty

✿she has no regret waking you up by laying herself on you

✿pls give her lots of kisses and tell her you love her

Seulgi:

✿she had requested you show her how to cook 

✿when she opened the knife draw the bulb was there

✿it startles her 

✿but it’s chemical smell let’s her know it’s fake 

✿in the end she found it very funny

✿she’s very proud of such a great prank

✿she’ll keep in around to trick her members with at a later date

Sooyoung:

✿haetnim and sooyoung would be playing 

✿when she reaches under the sofa to get the ball she pulls out the plastic garlic and all hell breaks loose

✿she’s screaming and scrambling to get to the sink 

✿you pick up the plant and bring it to her to show her it’s fake

✿you pulled the velcro cloves apart making her flinch 

✿she swears she’ll pay no mind to you for the rest of the night

✿you hurt her feelings

✿but halfway through a movie she shuffles closer and tells you she forgives you 

Yerim:

✿she found it suspicious when you were handling your new bathbomb delivery like it was a top secret 

✿she just sat in the tub watching you 

✿when you turned with the garlic shaped bomb she was nervous

✿what is happening

✿she leaps out of the bath when you drop it in

✿the sweet vanilla smell and the sound of your giggles make it click that it’s not real 

✿she’s kinda just like ??????? u did this for what ???????

✿she’ll get you back 

Hello, I have discovered your blog not so long ago and I must say that I really like your writing!! I loveee any au related to vampires and demons tbh so I’m really happy I found your blog haha. I don’t know if it’s been already asked or not as I haven’t gone through all your writing yet, but I was wondering if I could request a baekhyun headcannon where his s/o discovers that he’s a vampire? Thank you and have a nice day

✿baekhyun bites on the first date

✿so most of your date is him telling you everything about him 

✿it’s okay the next few dates will be all about you if you’re his mate

✿he had a good feeling about you bc his skin warmed up 

✿he can’t bring the big paintings of him along to show you how much his fashion has changed so he has them all on his phone

✿his favourite looks are from the 70s

✿bc what the actual fuck were they thinking

✿why was it okay to go out dressed like that 

✿his most favourite thing to talk about is the whole mate bond 

✿it’s the loveliest thing ever to him 

✿if you’re critical he’ll hold your hand over his chest so you can feel the nothing 

✿”would i out myself with a perm and flares if i wasn’t serious?” 

✿he absolutely throws the most embarrassing stories about his members in there

✿he doesn’t go into his transition period bc that shit’s sad

✿and this is a good vibes only zone

✿he asks in the sweetest way possible to drink your blood 

✿he goes hard on the reassurance 

✿he doesn’t wanna feed he just wants to see if you’re the one he’s gonna spend the rest of his life with 

✿he spends a solid 10 minutes kissing your skin before sinking his fangs into you 

✿then he tucks you into bed for the night 

✿queue waking up to him running around your home with his newly formed fat ass 

Could I request a (reaction I guess? Idk? Scenario? Whatever fits?) For Exo finding out their crush is actually older than them & has a kid? Ty if you decide to (and even if you don’t, ty for sharing your writing here!)

Minseok:

✿he met your child before he met you  

✿he was out trying to find his cat so she could eat dinner 

✿the cat was playing with your child

✿while he was calling for tan you were calling them to have their own dinner

✿he promised they could play together again and handed his number over

✿your child and tan are best friends 

✿when he hears faint knocks on his door he knows it’s your child ready to play with his cat

✿he thanks tan every night for helping him find you 

✿it’s nice to watch tan socialise 

✿it’s also nice to get time with you 

Junmyeon:

✿you’ve told him stories and keep him up to date with your child 

✿they never met until you went to spend a weekend at the exo mansion

✿he spends so long getting a room ready for them

✿he knows pretty much everything about them so he can get them everything they love and need

✿exo don’t interact!!!!!!!!!

✿your child was very shy when they first met the prince

✿but after a few hours of goofing together they’re best friends

Baekhyun:

✿he pretty much kicks your door down the second you give him the go ahead to meet your child

✿he comes with arms full of things you’ve told him your child likes

✿they’re gonna bond instantly because he’s a huge idiot   

✿buys himself a “worlds best dad” mug after one day with them 

✿he’s so grateful to be able to have a mate and a child all in one go 

Kyungsoo:

✿he doesn’t have alot of experience with kids

✿he’s been around them and cared for them for small amounts of time

✿but he’s never sat down and got to know one

✿he listens to every single word your child says

✿he remembers everything about them

✿their bonding thing is watching cooking shows

✿your child likes when he points out that they’re doing it wrong n making fun of them 

Jongin:

✿Y E S 

✿he collects godchildren 

✿so he’s excellent with kids

✿he studies your routine and tries his best to fit in and help out

✿he loves telling your child stories of his past 

✿and your child loves to hear them

✿they’re young but now they’re an encyclopaedia of supernatural information  

Sehun: 

✿when he finds out he’s sad that you’ve already gone through such a big step without him 

✿it also sends him into a little depression session because if you’re changed you’re gonna see your child age and die and that’s gonna be hard will you let him change your child too????????? why is everything so hard junmyeon come figure his life out for him 

✿another big problem is that he’s been babied by exo for years

✿is he ready to grow up???

✿the second he meets your child the answer is yes

✿he is very old and mature and ready to be a parent 

✿being with your child is a thrill to him

✿he loves going to parks and reading kids books and watching cartoons 

✿lisa had told you about the young girl she had found on the mission and was now caring for

✿and for some reason you thought she would be just a normal child orphaned by whatever was going down??????????? ✿which was absolutely stupid

✿she glowed blue and was currently watching you and alpine sleep while lisa prepped your usual post mission breakfast date

✿“what’s her favourite breakfast food? I can make if for her!” She called through to the elder

✿“it’s okay, i got it”

✿“does she like tea? i can make her tea!”

✿her voice stirred you and alpine from dreamland

✿“good morning!”

✿she frowned when she startled both you and the white cat in your arms

✿“sorry, good morning” she whispered, a hand coming to pet alpine’s fur

✿“morning”

✿through your entire morning routine she spoke to you at the speed of light and offered to skip time so you were done

✿you only managed to catch certain words here and there

✿“i can make it so we’re already best friends!”

✿she wraps herself around your leg while you gave your girlfriend a long overdue kiss

✿beaming up at you

✿“lili has told me so much about you and you sound so great and I’m happy to meet you and I want you to love me too!”

✿you look to your girlfriend for some sort of translation to anything she’s said

✿“kobik, slowly”

✿she started her story over again

✿you managed to get a good chunk of it before she sped up again

✿you gave up trying to understand

✿you got the basics

✿she was a cosmic cube that took the form of a child and hydra tried to make her into a weapon

✿you’d get the rest from lisa later

✿she floated off her seat at the breakfast table

✿lisa had to keep pulling her back down so she wouldn’t make a mess or float through the roof

✿she shovelled everything in her mouth

✿she trusted lisa

✿she wouldn’t give her any bad food

✿when her plate was empty she ran off to cuddle alpine

✿“so we’re mothers to a… cosmic cube that became a four year old and has the power to take over the universe?”

✿lisa nodded, flesh hand coming to link fingers with yours

✿later on while kobik was napping your girlfriend filled you in on absolutely everything

✿lisa made a cheat sheet to help you care for her while she was out

✿life with a four year old human form cosmic cube was easier than you thought

✿feed her, stop her from causing mischief, listen to her rambles, don’t let her float too high if you’re outside because she will end up in space

✿the only rule lisa set was no using her powers on unnecessary things

✿if she was left with you at home she’d swap your clothes so you both matched

✿which was just too cute for you to try punish her for

✿she also makes you flowers a lot to see you smile

✿she’s the most powerful thing in this universe but she goes into a loved up trance while watching you talk

✿literally any words you say are the most interesting thing she’s ever heard please keep going

✿you become her favourite parent in like a month

✿yeah lisa had a metal arm and is strong and saved her from hell but can she do all the voices while reading to her???

✿she ditched lisa for you and alpine ditched both of you for her

✿the white cat doesn’t even acknowledge your bedroom anymore

✿she just heads straight into kobik’s at bedtime

✿she is so protective of you

✿she doesn’t have a lot of prior experience with just plain humans

✿you’re so fragile and even though she’s the baby here she wants to protect you and keep you safe

✿so she’s on look out for danger at all times

✿she once sent your living room table into orbit because you stubbed your toe on it and it made your eyes water

✿you had no idea she could do that but it probably explains where half of your knives and your neighbours rose bush has gone

✿she’s great for both yours and lisa’s mental health 

✿she’s such a joy to have around

✿sometimes you forget that just being around her puts you at risk  

✿even though lisa is extremely happy with the child around she’s also constantly looking over her shoulder 

✿though she is your little girl she’s a threat 

✿lisa can’t risk anything happening to her best girls

✿lisa gets to catch up on so many tv shows and movies 

✿kobik consumes so much media

✿and she prefers if she’s sandwiched between you and lisa 

✿sometimes if lisa is too tired from a mission she takes over the house and cares for you

✿lisa lets her get away with breaking the rule then 

✿trips to the park are the highlight of your life

✿she can float and fly but she gets the biggest thrill from going on the swings 

✿being mundane is great 

kim-jonginism: Omg im here to request, idk if you’ve done either one of these, you dont have to do both, one or the other works, but could you do a fallen angel! Jongin or elf! Jongin (but like the elves from lotr), ive always loved your headcanons so preferably a headcanon of either one of these

✿he never got a chance to go to earth and carry out angel duties

✿he was sent to hell for rebelling at a young age

✿he has no wings at all 

✿they were completely destroyed on his banishment 

✿all that’s left are two huge scars on his shoulder blades

✿it took him a while to get used to not having them 

✿he stayed in hell most of the time

✿he didn’t see any need to travel anywhere when everything he needed was there

✿but when he heard about how fun earth was and how humans were easy to mess with he had to check it out 

✿he’s very quick to pick up on the fact that the other agents go for the bigger sins 

✿those take too long

✿so he tackles the smaller ones

✿like eating an extra portion of food

✿or premarital sex 

✿or getting a tattoo

✿or crossing the road on a red light

✿that’s his favourite 

✿you can see him on the daily running across roads with his little band of traffic heathens 

✿he is stunning so it’s easy to get people to follow and listen to him 

✿small things add up very quickly

✿you can commit 349289 small sins a day 

✿you can normally only get one big one in period 

✿he has a little bucket list of sins he wants to make people commit

✿he commits a lot while he’s there

✿he sees something he likes while windowshopping and he’ll snatch it 

✿that’s how his wardrobe if full of luxury brand clothing 

Vampire black pinks reaction to their partner who’s a bartender, barista who’s experimenting alcoholic drinks with blood in them and having them taste test em

Jisoo:

✿she’s excited to find out how the blood will make her react

✿she hasn’t done much experimentation in that area

✿she’s cautious of trying everything you present to her

✿full and honest feedback in give to you

✿during the last pudding the custard jiggling in the pot throws her into a giggle fit 

✿she’s on the floor

✿literally every thing sets her off

✿when you think she’s calmed down and ask her to get up she’s off again

✿you end up having to call the girls to get her up and home

Jennie:

✿big grumpy 

✿she is just stewing in her anger 

✿halfway through her drink she stands up and pulls her coat back on 

✿which leaves you big confused 

✿”i’m going to find that guy that made you cry last week”

✿”no you’re not”

✿she sits back down n drinks more

✿”i wanna skin him alive”

✿”i know”

✿”break his bones”

✿”okay”

✿”rip his limbs off”

✿”why don’t you have some strawberry pie and maybe you’ll calm down”

✿”yes”

Chaeyoung:

✿she’s there the second “taste tester” leaves your lips

✿you don’t get change to explain anything before she’s shoved the cake into her mouth 

✿it’s gone in seconds

✿which doesn’t tell you much because she’s a food vacuum anyway 

✿you’re sat enjoying your own piece of cake when she throws her arms around you

✿she is so in love with you!!!!!!!!

✿every piece of skin that’s in her sights is smothered in kisses 

✿you’re covered in her lipstick 

Lisa:

✿she knew your plans to create food and drink that she can enjoy 

✿when she came to your cafe she came with bags filled with your favourite snackies so you can enjoy together

✿she gets so giddy while she listens to your whole process behind making each thing 

✿while you’re talking about the beverage she’s about to try she starts bawling 

✿you’re so beautiful and kind and loving and amazing

✿and you’re all hers

✿wow she’s so lucky

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yourinstagram“let’s go and have coffee" 

friend30is this a boyfriend?

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jonginandout dm me

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yourinstagramso true bestie <3 

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✿chaeyoung had been so calm and accepting 

✿you were sure she would make it to the afterlife just fine  

✿turns out you were wrong

✿you had spent the full five days waiting for her to pop up

✿when you couldn’t find her you panicked

✿you searched all over purgatory for her

✿you even went down to hell to see if she was dragged there 

✿did you almost get wiped out?

✿yes

✿was it traumatising?

✿yes 

✿you were given a new human a few weeks after

✿your heart still hurt 

✿the burden of failure loomed in you 

✿but you had to give all you love and help to your new human 

✿this human wanted to keep you hidden from their family

✿so you could freely come and go as you pleased   

✿you were just gonna head back up to heaven for a while to chill and catch up while they slept

✿but she caught your eye

✿slumped against the wall near the nurse station 

✿even though it was dim you know it was her

✿you spent alot of time with her

✿you know every bit of her

✿she doesn’t sense you

✿you putting your hand on her shoulder scares her

✿the second she sees it’s you she just falls into you and sobs

✿you manage to teleport the two of you back to the home you use while on earth 

✿it takes her a decent hour to calm down 

✿she only lets you pull her away for inspection for seconds

✿then she’s straight back to being wrapped around you

✿you thought she was a ghost until you saw her condition

✿she’s covered in bruises and cuts

✿one of her eyes is completely blind 

✿all caused by her demon counterpart trying to get her down to hell 

✿it shocks you that she actually survived the event 

✿she’s far stronger than you first thought

✿when she can speak she has 37382929 questions

✿what is she?

✿what will happen to her?

✿can she still get to her heaven?

✿you have to pull her back into your chest to shut her up

✿when you tell her that you’ll figure it out she trusts you 100%

✿when she sees that you’re missing feathers and have healing wounds on your wings she starts crying all over again

✿you hold her for as long as she needs 

✿you explain that you have a human to help 

✿but that every second spare can be spent with her

✿you manage to get a meeting with the big woman in the sky between everything you’re doing 

✿she’s understanding and helps you create a plan to get her to her heaven 

✿you manage to see your human off to their heaven

✿when they’re settled in it’s back to chaeyoung

✿she’s crying once more when you tell her you can get her to her heaven 

✿when she arrives her skin is healed 

✿and she has her wings 

✿she asks you to stay with her for a few days while she gets used to it

✿she loves what you made for her

✿the smile doesn’t leave her face

✿she says thank you 452839048329423809 times